Alan
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Alan
@bikesnfoodnbeer.bsky.social
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Tall, dark and so so Scot living in Yorkshire. AuDHD. Coeliac. Dad to AuDHD/queer children. Husband to awesome ALL survivor wife.
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Where’s the screwdriver you use as a chisel?
Oh man, that alt-text…
My wife and children were travelling back, but have thankfully only been delayed. As you say, thoughts with those harmed and impacted.
There are three of them!
I can’t see the soldier… 😉
My local village green feels sadly insufficient…
Dammit, 1 ring circuit for sockets per level… and additional circuits for the heavy draws such as oven, electric showers, EV charging and so forth.
Breaker? This was back in the 1980s when we still used thin bits of wire instead of RCDs to protect circuits. Also, most UK houses (even mine built in 2011) have 1 ring circuits for sockets, ground floor, 1st floor etc. with additional heavy load circuits for oven etc. Parents house is 1 level.
Not me, but when I was living in Leicester, one of my mates found my target pistol on my dining table where I’d been cleaning it and decided to see if it would hurt if he shot his leg.
Unsurprisingly, the answer was yes. Think the bruise lasted months. I still have said pistol and still laugh.
My PhD owner of a brother did this and wondered why the house went dark…
Yes, because god forbid the Legion should treat all the diverse veterans with equity and inclusion… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Very true, but we really should. I definitely want to walk up the grand staircase and take my time just marvelling.
#GlutenFree you say? It would be rude not to. GF strawberry slice for breakfast dessert.

Yes, #dessert after breakfast is a thing.
Looks like a shitty Las Vegas hotel now. Was much better with the green tiling, and more likely to be period appropriate considering my 18/19th Century school buildings.
First thing I thought when I saw the headline. And yes, we should hand back the Rosetta Stone…
Normally, you can stop on double yellows to let someone out or in etc, but clearways override those rules to ensure clear flow of traffic. Safe rule is see double yellows, don’t park. It’s weird and wonderful but I had to remind myself of rules for a holiday let during the summer for this reason!
No, that’s a clearway sign, so no stopping to let someone out or in, no disabled parking, no loading or unloading. Usual double lines apply outside those limits. There may be perpendicular lines on the pavement as well.
I even wear jumpers with sleeves up… 🤦🏻‍♂️
That took me a moment… 🤦🏻‍♂️
My humour is definitely malfunctioning today.
My humour is not hitting the mark today. Apologies…
I know, I’m just amused imagining Pope Leo having been presented with a vampire bat (well, it is black)…
I’m upset that the Alt text didn’t say what kind of bat. Horseshoe, vampire, cricket?
"You fucken better pray, bitch"
I think someone over here forgot to genuflect on the way in