I used to refer to Tom Hanks as “That guy that was in that show with Peter Scolari”
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I used to refer to Tom Hanks as “That guy that was in that show with Peter Scolari”
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer furiously scrambling to a podium to declare the Epstein stuff a “distraction” because they think they finally have Trump on the ropes with the affordability stuff
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer furiously scrambling to a podium to declare the Epstein stuff a “distraction” because they think they finally have Trump on the ropes with the affordability stuff
Man, it’s pretty crazy that a pedophile led a coup against the United States of America and Merrick Garland was just all “We’ll let the people decide”
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Man, it’s pretty crazy that a pedophile led a coup against the United States of America and Merrick Garland was just all “We’ll let the people decide”
We reached death-cult status long ago
a close up of a man 's face wearing glasses .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face wearing glasses .
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November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We reached death-cult status long ago
Crows can have little a salami. As a treat
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Crows can have little a salami. As a treat
Dear Mr. President, there are too many Nazis in American politics these days. Please eliminate all of them. I am NOT a crackpot.
October 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dear Mr. President, there are too many Nazis in American politics these days. Please eliminate all of them. I am NOT a crackpot.
The President of the United States has too much diarrhea
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The President of the United States has too much diarrhea
I’ve been working on the diarrhea plane story for months and he just…tweets it out
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’ve been working on the diarrhea plane story for months and he just…tweets it out
Never forget when Stephen Miller went on the television with spray painted on hair
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Never forget when Stephen Miller went on the television with spray painted on hair
Me reading anything on my phone at the age of 49
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me reading anything on my phone at the age of 49
We need to resurrect the Ernest Saves franchise so he can be part of the Mr Bean-verse
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We need to resurrect the Ernest Saves franchise so he can be part of the Mr Bean-verse
They should cancel the festival and just let Todd Barry do an hour of crowd work in Riyadh. For peace
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They should cancel the festival and just let Todd Barry do an hour of crowd work in Riyadh. For peace
Adomian doing Žižek might be too nigh for me to handle
ŽIŽEK vs. JFL Toronto “Rockstar philosopher” SLAVOJ ŽIŽEK answers a piercing audience question at JFL Toronto … 🐶: James Adomian 🎭: @Just For Laughs //Comedy Bar 🎥: @MericMandrews 🎞️: @Labh Media @...
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September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Adomian doing Žižek might be too nigh for me to handle
Tylenol about to become the 51st state
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tylenol about to become the 51st state
Everyone thinks it’s the groypers except MAGA (who know but that don’t sell)
the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper
incredible stuff happening
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Everyone thinks it’s the groypers except MAGA (who know but that don’t sell)
Me after a long day at the jaw clenching factory
August 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me after a long day at the jaw clenching factory
Their Satanic Majesties Request is good, actually
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Their Satanic Majesties Request is good, actually
One day it’s going to be Newsom vs DeSantis in the battle of Guys Who Just Don’t Have The Juice
August 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
One day it’s going to be Newsom vs DeSantis in the battle of Guys Who Just Don’t Have The Juice
The cool thing about generalized anxiety is you can be high stung and laid back at the same time
July 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The cool thing about generalized anxiety is you can be high stung and laid back at the same time
Courtney Love killed Ozzy Osbourne pass it on
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Courtney Love killed Ozzy Osbourne pass it on
The shirtwaists must be made
July 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The shirtwaists must be made
Question for the floor: How much do we really care about authenticity in our musicians?*
*finally settling the debate with myself if I like Idles or not
*finally settling the debate with myself if I like Idles or not
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Question for the floor: How much do we really care about authenticity in our musicians?*
*finally settling the debate with myself if I like Idles or not
*finally settling the debate with myself if I like Idles or not
Good Speed You! Black Emperor
God Luck and Good Speed
Weedeater · God Luck and Good Speed · Song · 2007
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July 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Good Speed You! Black Emperor
I owe the democrats an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I owe the democrats an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
*The 2024 Boston Red Sox finished 3rd place in their division with an 81-81 record. They are currently 43-45 and in 4th place.
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*The 2024 Boston Red Sox finished 3rd place in their division with an 81-81 record. They are currently 43-45 and in 4th place.