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blakeyface.bsky.social
@blakeyface.bsky.social
recovering twitter user, unrepentant liberal, and (perhaps) your cell-mate after their upcoming purge
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"You left Twitter? What kind of American are you?"
Alert: MEMORY LIFT supplements are a scam. They use AI produced testimonials from Sanja Gupta to sell their Alzheimmer's cure. I was almost taken in. Beware - these people are shysters preying on families who have members suffering memory loss. BEWARE
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
as the cackling of thorns in the fire, so is the laughter of fools
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
just imagine...the man you adore would have had you slaughtered. it's enough to make any creep rabid
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So you're saying that it wasn't vaccines that did that to your voice? the felching gave you diverticulitis of the larynx?
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ornithologists beware...the gravel-throated warbler has now been described as a poet
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
where are all the boxes of classified documents to give it a more presidential feel?
To make the Lincoln bathroom more "appropriate for the Lincoln era", he appears to have tossed the vintage flushometer valve water closet and replaced it with a generic lower mid-range toilet available at Home Depot (Kohler Highline).
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
hoping that sting performs the song 'don't stand so close to me' and dedicates it to MAGA and Ice agents everywhere. (f***the Super Bowl)
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Here is to hoping that there are feral dogs in hell
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Katie Miller to be assigned as head of Executions & Deportations by Trump administration
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
'the eyes are the window to your soul' -Shakespeare
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ken Paxton is suing the manufacturers of Tylenol because an ex-heroin addict has declared that Tylenol is harmful. The insight reflected in those piercing eyes...you can tell...Ken is keen.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
that's all the ink blots. now let's do some word associations...I'll say a phrase on you give me the first word that comes to mind. pus-laden sore...
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Grindr Mike is beginning to get tongue-tied
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
THE WHITE HOUSE II - Maro Logo on steroids!
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
'boys will be boys'
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"they tell edgy, offensive jokes. like, that's what kids do." -j.d. vance
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
SMILE 4: The Antichrist Reigns...release date November 2028
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
mike johnson predicted the rally would bring out someone who hates america
Donald Trump shared a video of him as a king and pilot in a jet dropping bombs of shit on #NoKingsProtests.
#MAGA Republicans think this is great. They demanded Hilary Clinton withdraw from the race in 2016 for calling half of MAGA deplorable. Where is the news media when Trump bombs US with shit?
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Smile 3 coming to a theater near you (trailer of Fox)
October 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
sorry but you omitted a zero...local news estimated that the number of protesters was 25,000 (bbc estimated 30,000). anyway, the line was close to two miles long (abbott must've been apoplectic)
2500 Patriots showed up to protest DJT’s ridiculous regime. So proud of Austin, Texas!
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
and Trump hits a target that isn't a target, It's a human being
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Donald goes prostrate when Greta receives the Nobel Prize for Peace
October 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Halloween has been moved to October 18th this year...So buy your masks early!
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Peter Thiel says that Geta Thunberg is The Antichrist. Big Brother says that 2 + 2 = 5. Wake up.
October 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted
Greta Thunberg releases a video describing the conditions faced by Palestinian adults and children in Israeli custody after her release.
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM