Taryn
@blametaryn.bsky.social
argumentative antithetical dream girl
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First half in a nutshell
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
First half in a nutshell
What about the Steelers’ Winnie the Pooh uniform look the other day? Jail?
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What about the Steelers’ Winnie the Pooh uniform look the other day? Jail?
Anyways I regret to inform you all that this pattern will continue and the Super Bowl will be won by the team that most exemplifies Hell. Congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Anyways I regret to inform you all that this pattern will continue and the Super Bowl will be won by the team that most exemplifies Hell. Congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers!!!!
It’s not that deep but if you switch from rooting for one team to rooting for their rival, just know that I’m judging
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s not that deep but if you switch from rooting for one team to rooting for their rival, just know that I’m judging
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Not quite the all time butt-related promo
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not quite the all time butt-related promo
Anyways, it only took me 10 months to figure out what to do with all those bracelets
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Anyways, it only took me 10 months to figure out what to do with all those bracelets
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they’re playing for custody of the color blue
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
they’re playing for custody of the color blue
Buck Martinez, through tears: Teoscaarnandez
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Buck Martinez, through tears: Teoscaarnandez
The entire country is about to hate the team I’ve hated for years and I cannot wait
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The entire country is about to hate the team I’ve hated for years and I cannot wait
Good thing I like my kicks wide left
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Good thing I like my kicks wide left
Does this mean I can watch that Jeff Hardy video without feeling bad now?
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Does this mean I can watch that Jeff Hardy video without feeling bad now?
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finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
My Threads timeline: “anyone involved in creating TLOSG is every kind of awful you can be, and so are you for liking it”
My Skyline: “If you don’t like this album you’re a big dumb idiot!!!!!!”
I’m tired, guys
My Skyline: “If you don’t like this album you’re a big dumb idiot!!!!!!”
I’m tired, guys
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My Threads timeline: “anyone involved in creating TLOSG is every kind of awful you can be, and so are you for liking it”
My Skyline: “If you don’t like this album you’re a big dumb idiot!!!!!!”
I’m tired, guys
My Skyline: “If you don’t like this album you’re a big dumb idiot!!!!!!”
I’m tired, guys
I have no idea what Roofman is about but every time I see an ad for it I hear Chris Cornell’s voice singing “ROOFMAAAAN”
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have no idea what Roofman is about but every time I see an ad for it I hear Chris Cornell’s voice singing “ROOFMAAAAN”
Ok but nobody ever made a mashup of Guilty as Sin? and Pinch Me by the Barenaked Ladies, and that doesn’t sit right with me
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ok but nobody ever made a mashup of Guilty as Sin? and Pinch Me by the Barenaked Ladies, and that doesn’t sit right with me
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I can't take credit for this cause it was @blametaryn.bsky.social's idea but my headcanon is that Father Figure is about Harrison Butker
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I can't take credit for this cause it was @blametaryn.bsky.social's idea but my headcanon is that Father Figure is about Harrison Butker
Not my circus, not my monkeys
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not my circus, not my monkeys
It’s still early days but I don’t think I’ll be adding this album into heavy rotation
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s still early days but I don’t think I’ll be adding this album into heavy rotation
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Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cam Bynum & Colts mascot Blue after interception