bleary
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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore."
Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com
Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com
That is much worse
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That is much worse
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An update. If they get one freebie, so do all of you. Thanks for being great!
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
An update. If they get one freebie, so do all of you. Thanks for being great!
I’m still getting emails from recruiters I last contacted in 2001
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m still getting emails from recruiters I last contacted in 2001
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
Saw them supporting NewDad a few weeks ago. They’re really good. #Speirgorm #UpCork
Cardinals present their latest single, "Barbed Wire" alongside the announcement of forthcoming UK/IE tour dates for March 2026
Cardinals present their latest single, "Barbed Wire" alongside UK/IE tour dates
Cork band Cardinals have returned with "Barbed Wire" as the latest offering from their forthcoming debut album, Masquerade
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November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Saw them supporting NewDad a few weeks ago. They’re really good. #Speirgorm #UpCork
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
I’m on season 3 of The Great and Sacha Dhawan’s character exited in a way that makes you think “Oh the writers HATED him.” Real “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet” stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’m on season 3 of The Great and Sacha Dhawan’s character exited in a way that makes you think “Oh the writers HATED him.” Real “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet” stuff.
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
I had several Star Wars toys as a kid, but I didn’t see the movies until I was in my 20s. I still think the story works better in toy form.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I had several Star Wars toys as a kid, but I didn’t see the movies until I was in my 20s. I still think the story works better in toy form.
Help I am being pursued by sexy assassins. Oh no, they have fallen in love. Their steamy passion only makes them more deadly.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Help I am being pursued by sexy assassins. Oh no, they have fallen in love. Their steamy passion only makes them more deadly.
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why has the term Big Irish Head become so ubiquitous when 'Gael Skull' was right there all along
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
why has the term Big Irish Head become so ubiquitous when 'Gael Skull' was right there all along
Also no Life Of Brian!
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Also no Life Of Brian!
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"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
Not even funnier than Lebowski/Raising Arizona/Hudsucker Proxy
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not even funnier than Lebowski/Raising Arizona/Hudsucker Proxy
Just keep thinking of Gareth with his Dirty Berty doll
The Office - Dirty Berty
YouTube video by Sachatte88
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November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just keep thinking of Gareth with his Dirty Berty doll
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the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn
I think The Jerk is the funniest film ever made, so once it appeared at #98 it was all downhill from there
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think The Jerk is the funniest film ever made, so once it appeared at #98 it was all downhill from there
Including comedy specials… it’s like making a list of best musicals and including Stop Making Sense. I suppose you *could* make a case for it, but you could also just shut up and try to be less annoying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Including comedy specials… it’s like making a list of best musicals and including Stop Making Sense. I suppose you *could* make a case for it, but you could also just shut up and try to be less annoying.
All the films (and standup specials) on this list are pretty good. It’s just a really weird list.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
All the films (and standup specials) on this list are pretty good. It’s just a really weird list.
Grok, roast this list. Use the forbidden words.
Making a list so bad people will actually share it is a high art, and including quite so many films that aren't actually comedies but just have 'some jokes in there somewhere' is a masterful contribution:
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Grok, roast this list. Use the forbidden words.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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I know it is emotionally exhausting, but: if you can’t use a trial or a library, you can ASK US (for a review copy if you understandably don’t want authors to know why you’re really asking) and, if we can, we’re happy to help.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I know it is emotionally exhausting, but: if you can’t use a trial or a library, you can ASK US (for a review copy if you understandably don’t want authors to know why you’re really asking) and, if we can, we’re happy to help.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.