Block Me Amadeus
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
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A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
I have long been a defender of the right of NFL Officials to make mistakes. It's a human game. Just as players and coaches will make mistakes, so shall the officials.
HOWEVER.
Like those players, they should face consequences: Being benched or bounced.
Fine them. For each and every bad call.
HOWEVER.
Like those players, they should face consequences: Being benched or bounced.
Fine them. For each and every bad call.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have long been a defender of the right of NFL Officials to make mistakes. It's a human game. Just as players and coaches will make mistakes, so shall the officials.
HOWEVER.
Like those players, they should face consequences: Being benched or bounced.
Fine them. For each and every bad call.
HOWEVER.
Like those players, they should face consequences: Being benched or bounced.
Fine them. For each and every bad call.
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Who in the world is Carmen Desasosiego?
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who in the world is Carmen Desasosiego?
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Last Chrismtas I gave you my tell-tale heart, the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I'll bury you beneath the floorboards.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Last Chrismtas I gave you my tell-tale heart, the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I'll bury you beneath the floorboards.
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I love tucking my sleeper cell in to bed at night
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I love tucking my sleeper cell in to bed at night
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Metamucil with THC so I can get my fibre and keep my sanity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Metamucil with THC so I can get my fibre and keep my sanity.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
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My wife has to stay home to receive a package I ordered. I'm sorry she can't come to your funeral.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My wife has to stay home to receive a package I ordered. I'm sorry she can't come to your funeral.
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Carolers: *Performing "Christmas Wrapping"*
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
December 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Carolers: *Performing "Christmas Wrapping"*
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
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"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
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I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!
My Spotify Wrapped is just the five ads I keep seeing on NFL+
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My Spotify Wrapped is just the five ads I keep seeing on NFL+
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Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
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In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls
December 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls
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Important Historical Ages:
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Important Historical Ages:
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
D&D-themed jam band names:
Lute Drop
Sex Cymbalum
Crwth-ed House
Psaltery and Peppa
Call me Albogon
Simula Crumhorn
Black Flageolet
Lute Drop
Sex Cymbalum
Crwth-ed House
Psaltery and Peppa
Call me Albogon
Simula Crumhorn
Black Flageolet
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
D&D-themed jam band names:
Lute Drop
Sex Cymbalum
Crwth-ed House
Psaltery and Peppa
Call me Albogon
Simula Crumhorn
Black Flageolet
Lute Drop
Sex Cymbalum
Crwth-ed House
Psaltery and Peppa
Call me Albogon
Simula Crumhorn
Black Flageolet
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What’s the German word for when you eat cake with your hands & cry in the grocery store parking lot
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What’s the German word for when you eat cake with your hands & cry in the grocery store parking lot
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so i’m watching white christmas for the first time and i have questions.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
so i’m watching white christmas for the first time and i have questions.
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Me: Could you get this at the store for me?
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
December 19, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Me: Could you get this at the store for me?
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
Son: I would prefer not to.
Me: I'm gonna start calling you "Bartleby"
Son: Is that a slur?
Me: Google it. "Bartleby the Scrivner"
Son: That's DEFINITELY a slur!
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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Can’t attend the function, following gently floating lights into the woods
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Can’t attend the function, following gently floating lights into the woods
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We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
October 19, 2023 at 5:43 PM
We put a GoPro on Grandpa to find out what he does all day. Apparently he tries to catch birds and the neighbors feed him table scraps.
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Lost my Mom. She wasn't religious. She loved Carl Sagan.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lost my Mom. She wasn't religious. She loved Carl Sagan.
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - CS
"A Prayer for Bugs Meany"
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"A Prayer for Bugs Meany"
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.
John Irving takes over the Encyclopedia Brown franchise.