boatswimboat.bsky.social
@boatswimboat.bsky.social
I am an adult.
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[george michael voice]

last Christmas, i gave you my hoodie

we split the next day, can i please have it back
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I understand the benefit of CGI blood but I truly feel like nothing can capture the beautiful art of a squib exploding into a geyser of blood that looks painful
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Someone asked where to boop Talita.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Promise to look at my game when ch1 releases ok? It’s goes from being really cute to really fucked up and I promise that’s not a marketing gimmick.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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I stayed up till 7am to make this shit, and now I'm forcing all of you to see it too

#hazbinhotelspoilers
#hazbinhotelseason2
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*

MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*

ME: no

MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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Which famous writer do you think would be the worst at BlueSky? I’m gonna say Shakespeare. Didn’t have a phone.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Doping in chess - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Val’s segment of When I Think About the Future is fantastic, because stopping the big, emotional penultimate musical number for the season to give a sappy, heartbroken love ballad to the most controversial and taboo character in the cast is hilarious in a way people swear Hazbin isn’t capable of.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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*i make my family sit in silence as stairway to heaven plays & i only start carving the turkey when the guitar solo begins*
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"Batman telling Robin of choice that he is proud of them" for @dcforgaza.bsky.social I hope you approve of my Robin of choice ⭐

#Art #DCcomics #Batman #Artsky
August 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo
April 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I apologize for my slander against stucky fanfic last week, I think the ao3 girlies writing millions of words of hardcore gay pornography probably did a better job of it
Being forced to watch Captain America civil war, a movie that broke me so fundamentally when it came out that I vowed to never watch an mcu movie in theaters again. Thought hey, can’t be as bad as I remembered, and you know what? It’s not! It’s worse! :)
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Velvette and Alastor would get along specifically bc they are both Rarity-coded…. I will not be elaborating but those who get it get it
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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25 years later this is still my favorite compliment to receive because I totally started drawing to make the other kids in my class laugh with stupid doodles and then I think I just never stopped
This stuff makes me laugh so hard. Thanks for putting it into the universe, Kim
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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where the fight finally ends #SteveRogers #CaptainAmerica
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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watching an episode of BTAS and harvey is talking about his election campaign and i was like, "why does that sound odd to me" well. gotham is famously in NJ and in NJ, DAs are appointed, not elected

me: this is wrong, surely everyone knows this is wrong [pause] of course no one would know this
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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that time I had sex with the Women of the Sword Penisii
"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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The X-Men
August 3, 2023 at 5:29 PM