Still not Mary
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My skeets are real and they’re spectacular
Those shots of whatever it was (gunshots, fireworks, truck nutz) got me rattled af
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Those shots of whatever it was (gunshots, fireworks, truck nutz) got me rattled af
It’s also hella cringe that FB pages steal the Mahomes personal and IG photos to post like they took them
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s also hella cringe that FB pages steal the Mahomes personal and IG photos to post like they took them
I think it’s very cringe for parents that have over (let’s just say) 5 kids to use their kids and family as props for income. This gal just had her 10th kid and it’s like they’re doing it for views. Woof
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think it’s very cringe for parents that have over (let’s just say) 5 kids to use their kids and family as props for income. This gal just had her 10th kid and it’s like they’re doing it for views. Woof
Shitting my pants currently
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shitting my pants currently
No joke, it sounds like a war zone in my neighborhood. What in the fuck is happening
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No joke, it sounds like a war zone in my neighborhood. What in the fuck is happening
I paid $75 for a doctor to tell me that gravity stops me from breathing at night.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I paid $75 for a doctor to tell me that gravity stops me from breathing at night.
All I’ve consumed for two meals today has been from Munchers Bakery
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All I’ve consumed for two meals today has been from Munchers Bakery
Spicy Bloody Mary is spicy
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Spicy Bloody Mary is spicy
There’s a kid here with a non ironic Chit haircut
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There’s a kid here with a non ironic Chit haircut
Got a lot of 6-7 chat going on among the youths here
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Got a lot of 6-7 chat going on among the youths here
This is getting heated. Didn’t realize bowling would be so intense
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is getting heated. Didn’t realize bowling would be so intense
Not my sister selling the things I gave her for Christmas 😆😆
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not my sister selling the things I gave her for Christmas 😆😆
Reposted by Still not Mary
In case anyone is in need of this. Just thought I'd pass it along.
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Food Pantry
Looking for a food pantry in the Kansas City metro area to either serve at or find resources? Check out Abundant Life Food Pantry here…
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November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In case anyone is in need of this. Just thought I'd pass it along.
abundant-life.com/get-involved...
abundant-life.com/get-involved...
Also, the amount of preteens drinking Red Bulls and Monsters is…something
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Also, the amount of preteens drinking Red Bulls and Monsters is…something
At a little kid bowling tournament and this is CUTE 🎳
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
At a little kid bowling tournament and this is CUTE 🎳
Between the government shutdown, food insecurity, my dad trying to move and now a 40 year old trolling my 17 year old nephew over a dumb football game, I’m ready for KS to legalize.
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Between the government shutdown, food insecurity, my dad trying to move and now a 40 year old trolling my 17 year old nephew over a dumb football game, I’m ready for KS to legalize.
lol a new bar in LFK tried doing a free drinks for ladies night and ABC shut that shit down
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
lol a new bar in LFK tried doing a free drinks for ladies night and ABC shut that shit down
Just @ me next time 🧅
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just @ me next time 🧅
I’m never having dental surgery again. Next time they suggest something, just pull em and slip me some dentures.
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m never having dental surgery again. Next time they suggest something, just pull em and slip me some dentures.
Maybe I’ll move to Denton, KS and become a recluse lol
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Maybe I’ll move to Denton, KS and become a recluse lol
Free Pretzel Day was awesome!! Pretzelly food truck gave away pretzels and did a food drive
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Free Pretzel Day was awesome!! Pretzelly food truck gave away pretzels and did a food drive
Could you imagine paying for a car for seven years??
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Could you imagine paying for a car for seven years??
KU lost, the world is hot fucking garbage and my mouth hurts. End it all.
October 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
KU lost, the world is hot fucking garbage and my mouth hurts. End it all.
I had gum grafting done against of course all I want to eat is candy
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I had gum grafting done against of course all I want to eat is candy
I had to Google what this meant. Ugh, don’t disgrace my university.
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had to Google what this meant. Ugh, don’t disgrace my university.