Boytits Ascendant
@boytits.bsky.social
queer. trans. anarchist. they/them. anti-tankie. anti-dirtbag. altruistic individualist. agency maximizing consequentialist. southerner on the west coast. aggressively pro youth lib. "nominally polyamorous" 👀
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Boytits Ascendant
@boytits.bsky.social
· Jan 20
"Not having friends anymore is worse than BEING SENT TO LITERAL PRISON FOR YEARSSS" 😭😭😭 - every abuser and apologist ever
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one of the main reasons trans healthcare moved away from strict gatekeeping and toward informed consent & GAC is that trans ppl who were denied the means to transition would simply seek it out elsewhere
What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
one of the main reasons trans healthcare moved away from strict gatekeeping and toward informed consent & GAC is that trans ppl who were denied the means to transition would simply seek it out elsewhere
I think maybe the key to making it through the winter is having a silly little craft project
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I think maybe the key to making it through the winter is having a silly little craft project
Toddler is currently really into Smoochie Girl by Ashniko which they call "Foochie Gorwl" 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Toddler is currently really into Smoochie Girl by Ashniko which they call "Foochie Gorwl" 🤣
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I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.
Lmao, someone had to tell me this today
In this episode of Danny accidentally conflated things:
Welcome to Derry is NOT
I repeat NOT
A spinoff of Derry Girls
Welcome to Derry is NOT
I repeat NOT
A spinoff of Derry Girls
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lmao, someone had to tell me this today
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Urgent Appeal🚨
We are a homeless family in Gaza. The rain destroyed and tore our tent. We are soaked and cannot sleep. We sleep in the street. We have no tent. We are freezing.
We appeal to you to save us & donate to us so that we can buy a tent that costs $100
Plz Help
chuffed.org/project/1580...
We are a homeless family in Gaza. The rain destroyed and tore our tent. We are soaked and cannot sleep. We sleep in the street. We have no tent. We are freezing.
We appeal to you to save us & donate to us so that we can buy a tent that costs $100
Plz Help
chuffed.org/project/1580...
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Urgent Appeal🚨
We are a homeless family in Gaza. The rain destroyed and tore our tent. We are soaked and cannot sleep. We sleep in the street. We have no tent. We are freezing.
We appeal to you to save us & donate to us so that we can buy a tent that costs $100
Plz Help
chuffed.org/project/1580...
We are a homeless family in Gaza. The rain destroyed and tore our tent. We are soaked and cannot sleep. We sleep in the street. We have no tent. We are freezing.
We appeal to you to save us & donate to us so that we can buy a tent that costs $100
Plz Help
chuffed.org/project/1580...
@keennavarro.bsky.social and the toddler have invented a game where they rolepay as each other and it's both hilarious and therapeutic, lmao
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
@keennavarro.bsky.social and the toddler have invented a game where they rolepay as each other and it's both hilarious and therapeutic, lmao
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ACAB means every cop is a rapist with a badge, and every rapist is a cop without a badge
NEW: Two Chicago police officers were investigated for sexual misconduct — then promoted. It wasn’t an oversight. Despite a decades-long reform effort, the Chicago Police Department’s promotions system allows for disciplinary records to be ignored.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Chicago Promoted Two Police Officers After Investigators Found They Engaged in Sexual Misconduct
The Chicago Police Department’s promotions system allows officers’ disciplinary records to be ignored. Despite years of reform efforts, nothing has changed.
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ACAB means every cop is a rapist with a badge, and every rapist is a cop without a badge
"That's so rude" - Toddler, upon hearing the story of the time I was arrested (many years ago) for shoplifting
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"That's so rude" - Toddler, upon hearing the story of the time I was arrested (many years ago) for shoplifting
I am so tired of these fucking losers
Sen. Bernie Moreno, R-Ohio, just introduced a bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship. The bill says that to “preserve the integrity of national citizenship, allegiance to the United States must be undivided.” It’s called the Exclusive Citizenship Act.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am so tired of these fucking losers
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BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
My mom, an allistic boomer: "So-and-so who you were friends with in pre-school's dad died. You should give him a call"
Me, an autistic millenial: "Yeah, I will not under any circumstances be calling someone I haven't seen or spoken to since I was 5 on the phone unprovoked"
Me, an autistic millenial: "Yeah, I will not under any circumstances be calling someone I haven't seen or spoken to since I was 5 on the phone unprovoked"
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My mom, an allistic boomer: "So-and-so who you were friends with in pre-school's dad died. You should give him a call"
Me, an autistic millenial: "Yeah, I will not under any circumstances be calling someone I haven't seen or spoken to since I was 5 on the phone unprovoked"
Me, an autistic millenial: "Yeah, I will not under any circumstances be calling someone I haven't seen or spoken to since I was 5 on the phone unprovoked"
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1999 WTO is the single worst historical event to argue the anarchists were outside agitators creating chaos for a genuine and good movement. Like, they will try to argue it about every social movement but the anarchist role as mediators and movement-connectors in 99 was just so thoroughly documented
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
1999 WTO is the single worst historical event to argue the anarchists were outside agitators creating chaos for a genuine and good movement. Like, they will try to argue it about every social movement but the anarchist role as mediators and movement-connectors in 99 was just so thoroughly documented
WAIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE'S A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR??????
I have less than zero interest in engaging with this particular discourse, but the autistic pedant in me cannot resist the compulsion to point out that the first amendment does not entitle one to good grades for being wrong
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
WAIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE'S A CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR??????
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If youre equivocating about the actual fairness of the numbers of the grade of a paper that you managed 2 read because it was shared by the stochastic nazi terror org whose mission is to make colleges places unsafe for queers and POC might I suggest you've lost the fucking plot
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If youre equivocating about the actual fairness of the numbers of the grade of a paper that you managed 2 read because it was shared by the stochastic nazi terror org whose mission is to make colleges places unsafe for queers and POC might I suggest you've lost the fucking plot
I have less than zero interest in engaging with this particular discourse, but the autistic pedant in me cannot resist the compulsion to point out that the first amendment does not entitle one to good grades for being wrong
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I have less than zero interest in engaging with this particular discourse, but the autistic pedant in me cannot resist the compulsion to point out that the first amendment does not entitle one to good grades for being wrong
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this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this is quite the detail
I think its hard to precisely articulate what exactly about Being Somewhere That Is Not The US it is that replenishes your sanity bar, but part of it for sure is just being somewhere that is having an Infinitely More Normal time
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think its hard to precisely articulate what exactly about Being Somewhere That Is Not The US it is that replenishes your sanity bar, but part of it for sure is just being somewhere that is having an Infinitely More Normal time
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"Surely a quick, violent, successful war of aggression is just what the ruler needs to shore up his legitimacy," said just about every failed monarch in history shortly before invading Serbia.
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Surely a quick, violent, successful war of aggression is just what the ruler needs to shore up his legitimacy," said just about every failed monarch in history shortly before invading Serbia.
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Thinking about the homeless woman on the bus today who was just riding the bus back and forth, carrying all her belongings with her, because she had no where to go until the shelter opened back up for dinner. Overnight only shelters don’t stabilize people.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thinking about the homeless woman on the bus today who was just riding the bus back and forth, carrying all her belongings with her, because she had no where to go until the shelter opened back up for dinner. Overnight only shelters don’t stabilize people.
I think about this kind of an unreasonable amount, tbh
Feels weird to be the last generation who had a living relative (well into my adulthood) who survived polio and fought in WWII.
Feels bad knowing those lessons were won in blood but won’t endure.
Feels bad knowing those lessons were won in blood but won’t endure.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think about this kind of an unreasonable amount, tbh
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I’m poor & I always self-identify that way in an attempt to destigmatize & also reveal that people in ‘good’ jobs who are well-educated are often .. POOR. It’s extremely difficult to attain class mobility even when you do everything ’right’ - embarrassment is a tool of oppression.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’m poor & I always self-identify that way in an attempt to destigmatize & also reveal that people in ‘good’ jobs who are well-educated are often .. POOR. It’s extremely difficult to attain class mobility even when you do everything ’right’ - embarrassment is a tool of oppression.
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i don't think we're in a position to talk about failed states when we've went from "we are leading the effort to Literally Cure Cancer" to "ritual human sacrifice the scapegoat for a bountiful harvest" over the course of a single decade
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i don't think we're in a position to talk about failed states when we've went from "we are leading the effort to Literally Cure Cancer" to "ritual human sacrifice the scapegoat for a bountiful harvest" over the course of a single decade