Brand Name Hero
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
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2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
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*slaps roof of social media website* "this bad boy can fit absolutely no nuance in it"
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
*slaps roof of social media website* "this bad boy can fit absolutely no nuance in it"
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It's off like Donkey Kough
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's off like Donkey Kough
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
@longwall26.bsky.social you might be interested?
The best science-fiction role-playing game ever, adapted at last to the world's most popular rules!
Spearheaded by GDW and TSR veteran Timothy Brown, Traveller 5E is coming from World's Largest RPGs, with crowdfunding in March 2026...
#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
Spearheaded by GDW and TSR veteran Timothy Brown, Traveller 5E is coming from World's Largest RPGs, with crowdfunding in March 2026...
#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@longwall26.bsky.social you might be interested?
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Morning! If you can send Bianca some cash, she's going to college to get out of a rough living situation. She's just a wee bairn and nobody who can co-sign a student loan for her, will. If she doesn't make her goal, she'll have to drop out (and return to that living situation). Reskeets help too!
Folks, I share a lot of crowdfunds. I know it's this time of year, and I know there are a lot of worthy places for your dollars to go. But if you'd consider helping Bianca out, I'd really appreciate it. #Mizzou #trans #autistic
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bianc...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-bianc...
Donate to Help Bianca Stay at Mizzou, organized by Bianca Austin
My name is Bianca, and I am an autistic trans girl struggling to pay for her college at Mizzo… Bianca Austin needs your support for Help Bianca Stay at Mizzou
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Morning! If you can send Bianca some cash, she's going to college to get out of a rough living situation. She's just a wee bairn and nobody who can co-sign a student loan for her, will. If she doesn't make her goal, she'll have to drop out (and return to that living situation). Reskeets help too!
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when cats lose the plot entirely and purr with their mouth open
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
when cats lose the plot entirely and purr with their mouth open
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a submissive woman mixes up her estradiol with a compound that transforms her into one of the posts that holds up the glass at a hockey rink and finds herself the unwilling figurehead of a new state of her fellow supports
it's called trans sub stanchion nation
it's called trans sub stanchion nation
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
a submissive woman mixes up her estradiol with a compound that transforms her into one of the posts that holds up the glass at a hockey rink and finds herself the unwilling figurehead of a new state of her fellow supports
it's called trans sub stanchion nation
it's called trans sub stanchion nation
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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with the holidays coming up on us quickly, don't forget to skip the bigot bucket. there are so many other charities and mutual aid organizations that won't do stuff like this.
(originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)
(originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
with the holidays coming up on us quickly, don't forget to skip the bigot bucket. there are so many other charities and mutual aid organizations that won't do stuff like this.
(originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)
(originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)
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This is, for those unaware, new Stuff for the internet's favourite horse strangulation choose-your-own-adventure game, "i will strangle a horse"
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is, for those unaware, new Stuff for the internet's favourite horse strangulation choose-your-own-adventure game, "i will strangle a horse"
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
The welfare state is about dignity, equality, and making people not poor, but as @itsafronomics.bsky.social says/cites here, it’s often also an investment that more than pays for itself
Why should you 🫵🏿 care about SNAP? SNAP recipients saw:
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
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I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes
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"This year, as every year, Epilepsy Compassion Day occurs on Cheap Strobe Lights On Sale Day"
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"This year, as every year, Epilepsy Compassion Day occurs on Cheap Strobe Lights On Sale Day"