Brandon Caldwell
@brandoc.bsky.social
unrestricted free agent | 1/2 of 2dopemarks | freelance writer/music journalist | houstonian | bun b's verse on "murder" is among the greatest strings of words ever put together in history.
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Brandon Caldwell
@brandoc.bsky.social
· Nov 13
‘I Was Good by Myself. I’m Better With the Guys.’
Raphael Saadiq wasn’t sure a Tony! Toni! Tone! reunion would ever happen. He’s thankful it finally did.
www.vulture.com
real quick, so i can remember the fact i also do *this* -- one of my favorite things i ever wrote was this interview with raphael saadiq ahead of the tony! toni! tone! reunion last year www.vulture.com/2023/09/raph...
i now just sit here in amazement to know that “em dowl diiiiiii” has been putting up baseball team numbers for his tribe.
Did yall know Kem was expecting baby number 8 with his wife?
Love won’t stop calling.
Love won’t stop calling.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i now just sit here in amazement to know that “em dowl diiiiiii” has been putting up baseball team numbers for his tribe.
the h wins again. www.chron.com/culture/arti...
First teaser for 'Michael' sees Houston native embody Quincy Jones
It's Kendrick Sampson's biggest role yet.
www.chron.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the h wins again. www.chron.com/culture/arti...
sunday night read, why the turkey leg hut saga in houston doesn’t just need a documentary, it needs a mini-series at this point: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
‘This needs a docuseries’: locals sound off on the Turkey Leg Hut saga
You can't write drama (or smothered turkey legs) this juicy.
www.chron.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sunday night read, why the turkey leg hut saga in houston doesn’t just need a documentary, it needs a mini-series at this point: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
middle middle to ohtani when he’s CLEARLY got the star bat from mario is a different level of “boy tf you doin?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
middle middle to ohtani when he’s CLEARLY got the star bat from mario is a different level of “boy tf you doin?”
cash money and no limit went 12 for 12.
and then cash money had back that azz up.
and then cash money had back that azz up.
Bluesky deserves this @brandoc.bsky.social playlist from yesterday’s Verzuz: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Cash Money vs. No Limit by Brandon Caldwell on Apple Music
Playlist · 25 Songs
music.apple.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
cash money and no limit went 12 for 12.
and then cash money had back that azz up.
and then cash money had back that azz up.
Working through grief. New episide is live! youtube.com/live/Ro9IYkw...
Who REALLY Is The Future Of WWE? Plus, A Tourney For Cena's Last Match? | 2DopeMarks Ep. 37
YouTube video by 2DopeMarks
youtube.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Working through grief. New episide is live! youtube.com/live/Ro9IYkw...
is this the official pose and soundtrack for the day? lemme know.
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
is this the official pose and soundtrack for the day? lemme know.
the last 24 hours in houston sports have been BRU-TAL.
- astros swept, now three games back in the AL west
- texans fall to 0-3 with yet another last-minute loss.
- now FVV is likely done for the season.
- astros swept, now three games back in the AL west
- texans fall to 0-3 with yet another last-minute loss.
- now FVV is likely done for the season.
September 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the last 24 hours in houston sports have been BRU-TAL.
- astros swept, now three games back in the AL west
- texans fall to 0-3 with yet another last-minute loss.
- now FVV is likely done for the season.
- astros swept, now three games back in the AL west
- texans fall to 0-3 with yet another last-minute loss.
- now FVV is likely done for the season.
there is a large section of people in the world who will bat an eye at racism as long as the person delivering said racist things isn’t a) overt in using slurs b) seems to dress well and c) is polite about it.
those people can’t be trusted for shit.
those people can’t be trusted for shit.
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
there is a large section of people in the world who will bat an eye at racism as long as the person delivering said racist things isn’t a) overt in using slurs b) seems to dress well and c) is polite about it.
those people can’t be trusted for shit.
those people can’t be trusted for shit.
Reposted by Brandon Caldwell
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
the studio cast won all them Emmys and not once did they thank sal sapperstein
September 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the studio cast won all them Emmys and not once did they thank sal sapperstein
THE BUTTON HAS BEEN PRESSED.
we are in line for a good ol' #stupidfinishalert in knoxville.
September 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
THE BUTTON HAS BEEN PRESSED.
wait, ryan wingo's TD is the first by a Black UT player this season @joelanderson.bsky.social!
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
wait, ryan wingo's TD is the first by a Black UT player this season @joelanderson.bsky.social!
we are in line for a good ol' #stupidfinishalert in knoxville.
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
we are in line for a good ol' #stupidfinishalert in knoxville.
well, the calls about arch manning are about to get l-o-u-d on austin talk radio this week.
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
well, the calls about arch manning are about to get l-o-u-d on austin talk radio this week.
the jets … have a viable offense?
September 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the jets … have a viable offense?
let's talk IF aj lee returns and more. new 2DM episode! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlbQ...
Is AJ Lee Finally Returning? Plus WWE Clash In Paris Review! | 2DopeMarks Ep. 33
YouTube video by 2DopeMarks
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
let's talk IF aj lee returns and more. new 2DM episode! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlbQ...
mario cristobal, this might be your masterpiece in late game meltdowns
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
mario cristobal, this might be your masterpiece in late game meltdowns
Reposted by Brandon Caldwell
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
August 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
“i never prostituted my integrity and i never prostituted my integrity to get a job or keep one.” - lee corso
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“i never prostituted my integrity and i never prostituted my integrity to get a job or keep one.” - lee corso
cannot wait for the return of the @gridirongals.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
cannot wait for the return of the @gridirongals.bsky.social
tap in at 9 EST. got some announcements to make and we recapping the weekend in wrestling www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa5Q...
Uces In Paris! Plus, AEW Forbidden Door & NXT Heatwave Recaps | 2DopeMarks Ep. 32
YouTube video by 2DopeMarks
www.youtube.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
tap in at 9 EST. got some announcements to make and we recapping the weekend in wrestling www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa5Q...
gonna say -- give me the bodzilla/megan bayne super soldier tag team in AEW, please and thank you.
August 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna say -- give me the bodzilla/megan bayne super soldier tag team in AEW, please and thank you.
We talkin' babies, ESPN x WWE deals, NXT + AEW and more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HZs...
WWE's ESPN Palooza! Plus, Naomi's Proceeding With Caution & More! | 2DopeMarks Ep. 31
YouTube video by 2DopeMarks
www.youtube.com
August 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We talkin' babies, ESPN x WWE deals, NXT + AEW and more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HZs...
Reposted by Brandon Caldwell
Hey @schachin.bsky.social -
looks like you blocked me on Twitter and Threads for sharing accurate information. Even your response was incorrect, so I’m following up here 😁.
Stop spreading misinformation!
looks like you blocked me on Twitter and Threads for sharing accurate information. Even your response was incorrect, so I’m following up here 😁.
Stop spreading misinformation!
August 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey @schachin.bsky.social -
looks like you blocked me on Twitter and Threads for sharing accurate information. Even your response was incorrect, so I’m following up here 😁.
Stop spreading misinformation!
looks like you blocked me on Twitter and Threads for sharing accurate information. Even your response was incorrect, so I’m following up here 😁.
Stop spreading misinformation!