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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Jul 3

Man, this week has sucked.
The playlist to this year is coming all nicely (in the worst way possible)
#biguglybill

I Love America And She Hates Me

The Wombats · Oh! The Ocean · Song · 2025

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · Jun 22

I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Jun 22

This is my contribution to #caturday

#catsofbluesky #catsky

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Apr 4

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Apr 4

🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Mar 20

Being from Kansas this made me feel slightly less bad about being from Kansas

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Mar 6

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Feb 22

So you agree that they're destructive?

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · Feb 10

👇🏻

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Feb 6

While we scream into the void. Please enjoy this all white ghost leaf.
#plantsky #houseplant

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · Jan 28

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Jan 21

I get it! You can't buy eggs if you're dead. Something supply and demand

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Jan 21

Trump "I'm removing harmful executive orders like *checks notes* that lowers the cost of medication for people on Medicare.

Trump "I'm issuing an executive order that rewrites birthright citizenship, but I'm being told that it *Limbaughpapernoise* conflicts with something called the constitution?"

Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Jan 9

Windblown and Fields of Mistra

Uhhh.

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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · Dec 19

It's that time of year where I post this one

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Common Sense @cmmnsensedspnsr.bsky.social · Dec 18

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Dec 19

The worst Austin

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Miri Teixeira @miri.bsky.social · Dec 9

Tapping the sign extra hard today

A Simpsons meme format: in the top panel, a bus driver says “don’t make me tap the sign”, and in the bottom panel, he is tapping the sign, which after an edit now reads “a computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision”.

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · Dec 8

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

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Holly R. Valakresch @hollyvalakresch.bsky.social · Dec 7

Friendly reminder that if art is how we decorate space, then music is how we decorate time.
#booksky #music

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Dec 6

Where do cats and birds go?

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Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Dec 6

To their credit or my faulty memory, I don't remember anyone telling us that it was fake or a test from God. They just needed a place to fit in their demise with young earth creationists ideas. A big ass flood works well.

Breelandia @breeaz.bsky.social · Dec 6

You jest, but that was my childhood church's actual explanation of why we didn't have dinos anymore. Yes, small children, they died in the great flood

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Dec 5

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · Dec 5

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