Brian Horne
@brianbhorne.bsky.social
Writer, composer, actor. Author of musicals SECOND TO SHERLOCK and THE AGE OF INNOCENCE.
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Brian Horne
@brianbhorne.bsky.social
· Oct 29
Second to Sherlock (World Premiere Cast Recording), by Brian Horne
21 track album
brianbhorne.bandcamp.com
If you didn’t know, I’m a playwright/songwriter who’s written a musical called SECOND TO SHERLOCK! And you can even purchase the world premiere cast recording! Check it out at the link below!
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Favorite new reaction image
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
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in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are
Gotta be a strange feeling walking into Congress tomorrow like “Ok, so the President is absolutely a pedophile”
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gotta be a strange feeling walking into Congress tomorrow like “Ok, so the President is absolutely a pedophile”
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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
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Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
If only there were some Hollywood trend of resetting franchises, starting from scratch, as if booting up a computer again.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If only there were some Hollywood trend of resetting franchises, starting from scratch, as if booting up a computer again.
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
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I agree with this but would settle for "you have to go someplace that sucks to do it." If you want to do some stupid six-leg parlay you should have to say it aloud to a person through a little microphone at an OTB that's lit like the MTA offices in the original Taking Of Pelham 123.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I agree with this but would settle for "you have to go someplace that sucks to do it." If you want to do some stupid six-leg parlay you should have to say it aloud to a person through a little microphone at an OTB that's lit like the MTA offices in the original Taking Of Pelham 123.
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I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I do think sports betting should be legal, but you should have to place bets in person with someone you are afraid will physically harm you if you don't pay up.
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sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
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These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
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The recorder tune that presaged my becoming a composer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The recorder tune that presaged my becoming a composer.
This is what the depressed detective in a sci-fi noir movie does right before he plays a solo round of Russian Roulette.
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is what the depressed detective in a sci-fi noir movie does right before he plays a solo round of Russian Roulette.
Oh dear.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh dear.
What’s telling to me in these screenshots is that both tweets are using pop biology to launder their opinions as objective fact. Like actually everyone else are the weirdos for thinking someone is hot despite their obviously inferior skull shape.
Something I find very funny is people periodically talking about how Sabrina Carpenter "isn't hot to men", as if heterosexual male fans are the audience her career depends on. I thought we had all understood 'women mostly dress up for themselves, or for women' but looks like we've forgotten again.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What’s telling to me in these screenshots is that both tweets are using pop biology to launder their opinions as objective fact. Like actually everyone else are the weirdos for thinking someone is hot despite their obviously inferior skull shape.
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The neighborhoods won by Sliwa sound like Stardew Valley locations.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The neighborhoods won by Sliwa sound like Stardew Valley locations.
If I had a nickel for every excellent 2025 movie featuring Emma Stone in a story about a man being driven to self-destruction by Internet conspiracy theories, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If I had a nickel for every excellent 2025 movie featuring Emma Stone in a story about a man being driven to self-destruction by Internet conspiracy theories, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
I love the people for whom the police are both the thin blue line protecting us from evil and also puny little guys who will tear down hot dog stands because the mayor said to.
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I love the people for whom the police are both the thin blue line protecting us from evil and also puny little guys who will tear down hot dog stands because the mayor said to.
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a lot of people are quoting this and saying things like “standing up for trans rights is a winning political strategy” and while I agree with this, win or lose standing up for trans rights is important - no, vital - because it’s the right thing to do.
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
a lot of people are quoting this and saying things like “standing up for trans rights is a winning political strategy” and while I agree with this, win or lose standing up for trans rights is important - no, vital - because it’s the right thing to do.
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Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Terrible scenes just minutes into the new socialist regime in New York as literally hundreds of billionaires discover mamdani already living rent free in their heads