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Brier Eileen For The Cats

@briersicecream.bsky.social

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Make it *gestures wildly* make sense. Progressive. Bibliophile. Sportball fan. Cat momma. Lite gamer. Stoner. Emo adult.

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Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Jul 20

If you can’t grow wings and all that shit, just listen to what they do. It works. Male loneliness is nonsense. Have dinner with your bestie once a week, finance your girl’s smut addiction, and listen while she does, and learn. It’s not even hard. They’re called feelings, acknowledge them and ya 😏

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Jul 13

I made him start listening to the smut and he learned. Highly recommend this tactic. You will thank me.

Also it will be like with everything else, they pretend they don’t care and then suddenly they’re invested in the story.

Just trust me on this one.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Jul 7

So my name is in ACOTAR. Book 3 has so far utterly destroyed me. I keep scream crying at @greensummer8.bsky.social while he reminds me he’s playing Final Fantasy and leave him alone. I don’t care. I have emotions. And I will continue this behavior.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Jun 10

Sometimes I yell at my husband who is specifically like a white straight man with all the privilege in the world (he knows) and it doesn’t make feel better, but it also does.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Jun 1

Thing uttered under his breath while playing video games: Ugh you fucking bitch.

What I utter my breath while playing video games: well, that was rude.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 27

“I hope you die from the iguana with no eyes” and other loving things I say to my husband while he’s not doing great in his new game.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 26

If he speaks to me one more time while I’m listening to this book. I swear to Cthulhu

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 25

Update: my husband is at work again but he’s getting updates on the book. Which he didn’t ask for or actually wants. But he’s definitely fine with me listening to it.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 24

I started #ACOTAR on audiobook when I’ve already been drinking and my husband has gone to bed because he has to work tomorrow (I don’t). I get the feeling already that this was a bad idea.

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Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 22

On second thought, I suppose this could have been #Elon

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Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 16

I’m pretty sure I just watch the Caps at this point to feel something. It’s not a good feeling. But it’s something? Idk.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 14

I was already beyond disillusioned with the #DNC but I can promise, they’ll never get another dime from me.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · May 10

Listen. I love him cuz he annoys me with his love. But I didn’t ask to be attracted to men.

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · May 2

Why doesn’t anyone want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

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Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 27

He plays all games before me to watch me suffer. Also to watch me get annoyed and thrust my controller at him and say waaah I was just a poor child who never had video games, do it for me.

And it works. I hate the puzzles.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 25

When I say “eat the rich,” I mean even the cool ones. Like we’ll eat Mark Cuban last but it still must be done.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 25

We live in an unserious place at an unserious time.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Apr 23

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Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 22

Nothing like relieving my stress about the state of the nation by watching hockey. Which is about as relaxing as an MRI.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 22

If I had to meet JD Vance I would also simply pass away immediately afterwards.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 19

This is a Wendy’s doesn’t need to apologize to Katy Perry household.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 19

I’m almost 34, failed out of 2 colleges, hold exactly zero degrees beyond a HS diploma (where is that btw?), and I have a firmer grasp on the constitution than half the population around my own age. This is a bad sign.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 19

Every week #LovettOrLeaveIt goes off the rails and I honestly think it’s the only thing keeping me alive at this point.

Brier Eileen For The Cats @briersicecream.bsky.social · Apr 18

Defenders of all the tariff bs all have gone so far right they’ve arrived at communism and not only does this not make much sense to me in the American political context (like how the left gets called communist constantly) but also Karl Marx is probably kicking in his grave now not just rolling