Bruce Denby
@brucedenby.bsky.social
Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer.
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
"Hey, where's my bug?" the woodcock shrugged.
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Hey, where's my bug?" the woodcock shrugged.
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
And the cross-eyed crow sighed, "Craw-side!"
Alice a trouvé le gateau appétissant, mais l'élixir rapetissant. Ou était-ce l'envers?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Alice a trouvé le gateau appétissant, mais l'élixir rapetissant. Ou était-ce l'envers?
Something bogus this way saunters.
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Something bogus this way saunters.
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
- Rheumy the Purging, 3rd century LSMFT
Ten years ago today:
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ten years ago today:
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Whoever sees bees sneeze cheese agrees.
Ten years ago today:
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Ten years ago today:
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
Let's just chalk it up to a sedimentary layer of microcoscopic calcite fossils.
The experience was both more and less rewarding than I imagined. Mostly less, in fact, and more only in the sense of being more less than I imagined.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The experience was both more and less rewarding than I imagined. Mostly less, in fact, and more only in the sense of being more less than I imagined.
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Vache qui rit
Whippoorwills o' wizdumb
Vache qui rit
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Let it rot
Wisper wordza wizdumb
Let it rot
Feralda Rongrizons is here, Effendi. 'Nuff said?
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Feralda Rongrizons is here, Effendi. 'Nuff said?
Nada Concept is here to see you, Effendi.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Nada Concept is here to see you, Effendi.
The back forty was dotted with the stumps of old relations, cut off clean, hacked to bits, or just left fallow. They'd pop up unexpected, snag a shoelace, nick an ankle, leave a splinter. Best was to go in with gloves and a pry bar, rip them out whole, and burn without ceremony.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The back forty was dotted with the stumps of old relations, cut off clean, hacked to bits, or just left fallow. They'd pop up unexpected, snag a shoelace, nick an ankle, leave a splinter. Best was to go in with gloves and a pry bar, rip them out whole, and burn without ceremony.
Sound travels 15 times faster in steel than in air, but there exists a universe where the speeds are the same. It contains no Native Americans, though, as each time one would put an ear to a railroad track to listen, their skull was instantly crushed. You are welcome.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sound travels 15 times faster in steel than in air, but there exists a universe where the speeds are the same. It contains no Native Americans, though, as each time one would put an ear to a railroad track to listen, their skull was instantly crushed. You are welcome.
Gobsmack your liverwurst empanada with a Dixie melody.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Gobsmack your liverwurst empanada with a Dixie melody.
Freddy Snopbrillyen and Skona Haftadu walk into a bar. "Root beer schnapps all around?" inquires the bartender, "s'all we got."
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Freddy Snopbrillyen and Skona Haftadu walk into a bar. "Root beer schnapps all around?" inquires the bartender, "s'all we got."
When I was a child we used to ask "Mom, what can I do?" and she would reply, go clean the gutters, which was impossible because you needed an extension ladder, but it kept us feeling guilty while also preventing us doing anything else that we would surely have made a mess of.😉✅
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When I was a child we used to ask "Mom, what can I do?" and she would reply, go clean the gutters, which was impossible because you needed an extension ladder, but it kept us feeling guilty while also preventing us doing anything else that we would surely have made a mess of.😉✅
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November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
A Makeover for Al Sharaa - Send your contributions to our program to offer a makeover to Syrian leader Ahmed Al Sharaa before his upcoming meetings. Features hair and beard styling, tanning salon, fashion tips, and demeanor coach. Fax your bitcoins to "GETAHMEDSLICK" today!
Ten years ago today:
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ten years ago today:
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
"Have you been drinking?" asked Margaret when she saw the dessicated corpses of Richard's hiking party scattered across the desert floor.
Breaking - US Department of war will shoot on sight anyone seen giving food to hungry people, experts announce.
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Breaking - US Department of war will shoot on sight anyone seen giving food to hungry people, experts announce.
To accept our offer, text "2" to "TANGO".
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
To accept our offer, text "2" to "TANGO".
Agar-Agar the Haggard is here, Effendi. Things are starting to gel.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Agar-Agar the Haggard is here, Effendi. Things are starting to gel.
Gimiya Malalateskaya is here, Effendi. Nyquil?
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gimiya Malalateskaya is here, Effendi. Nyquil?
The irony is that in Muslim countries meat products are supposed to be El Al, that's what I heard. Seems to me that would cause all kinds of problems.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The irony is that in Muslim countries meat products are supposed to be El Al, that's what I heard. Seems to me that would cause all kinds of problems.
We have seen the lunch menu, and it is us.
- Hartung the Shrimp, 12th century undersea prophet, Persia
- Hartung the Shrimp, 12th century undersea prophet, Persia
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
We have seen the lunch menu, and it is us.
- Hartung the Shrimp, 12th century undersea prophet, Persia
- Hartung the Shrimp, 12th century undersea prophet, Persia
This is known in socio-political circles as the Fehknösen-Glacis Subterfuge.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is known in socio-political circles as the Fehknösen-Glacis Subterfuge.
Sorry, did you want the Half Holbrook on a sub, or the Hole Halbrook on a bagel?
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Sorry, did you want the Half Holbrook on a sub, or the Hole Halbrook on a bagel?