Peter Winson
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Every time I block someone from cutting me off in traffic, I say "oh no you don't, that trampoline is mine!"
32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every time I block someone from cutting me off in traffic, I say "oh no you don't, that trampoline is mine!"
Long lost clip from the Sopranos as Uncle Junior and Richie talk about Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Long lost clip from the Sopranos as Uncle Junior and Richie talk about Chuck Schumer.
Maggie would rather cavort with actual Nazis than actually stand for something.
My statement after voting for a bipartisan agreement to reopen the federal government and give Congress a way forward to protect health care for Granite Staters:
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Maggie would rather cavort with actual Nazis than actually stand for something.
Translation: "I got mine, screw the rest of you"
For over a month, I’ve made clear that my priorities are to both reopen government and extend the ACA enhanced premium tax credits.
This is our best path toward accomplishing both of these goals.
This is our best path toward accomplishing both of these goals.
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Translation: "I got mine, screw the rest of you"
Hey everyone, gather around and listen to Hillary's shitty loser running mate!
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey everyone, gather around and listen to Hillary's shitty loser running mate!
Senate Democrats had a 28-3 lead.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Senate Democrats had a 28-3 lead.
Frankly, I wouldn't have even made a qualifying offer to get the draft pick if he left.
When you have a chance to retain a full blown Nazi and it only costs 13 figures, absolutely gotta do it.
Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade, as the automaker enters a new phase defined by bets on artificial intelligence.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Frankly, I wouldn't have even made a qualifying offer to get the draft pick if he left.
When you have a chance to retain a full blown Nazi and it only costs 13 figures, absolutely gotta do it.
Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade, as the automaker enters a new phase defined by bets on artificial intelligence.
Elon Musk wins $1 trillion pay package tying him to Tesla for a decade
In an era of skyrocketing CEO pay, the award is unprecedented. The deal sets up Elon Musk to become the world’s first trillionaire.
wapo.st
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When you have a chance to retain a full blown Nazi and it only costs 13 figures, absolutely gotta do it.
Insider trading isn't what it used to be, I guess.
Nancy Pelosi will not seek reelection to the US House, bringing to a close her storied career as not only the first woman in the speaker’s office but arguably the most powerful in American politics.
Nancy Pelosi won’t seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House - The Boston Globe
Pelosi said she would finish out her final year in office.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Insider trading isn't what it used to be, I guess.
Let's just say there is a dropoff going from listening to Mamdani to listening to Newsom.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Let's just say there is a dropoff going from listening to Mamdani to listening to Newsom.
Imagine looking at the 2025 Orioles hitting performance and saying "we gotta hire the coaching staff responsible for this!"
The Orioles will have an entirely new major league hitting staff next season. Cody Asche, the Orioles’ lead hitting coach, is expected to join the Tigers’ staff, source confirms (@codystavenhagen.bsky.social first).
Athletic also reports Balt’s first base coach Anthony Sanders to the Tigers
Athletic also reports Balt’s first base coach Anthony Sanders to the Tigers
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Imagine looking at the 2025 Orioles hitting performance and saying "we gotta hire the coaching staff responsible for this!"
Screwing children is a staple of the Republican platform, in every sense of those words.
Trump's immigration policies are creating cultures of fear in schools, where kids should be able to think, learn, and grow in peace. This is not an accident, but part of the White House's overall strategy of spreading uncertainty and chaos.
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The quiet terror in American classrooms | Opinion
In the months since the Trump administration lifted the so-called sensitive locations policy, the spaces where children learn and grow have lost their sense of safety.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Screwing children is a staple of the Republican platform, in every sense of those words.
Two more years of Tyler wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun on payday. Because of this schmuck, the Orioles will never sign a free agent to a multi-year deal ever again.
Orioles outfielder Tyler O’Neill has opted into the remainder of his three-year contract in Baltimore, per source. He had an opt-out possibility following the 2025 season.
O’Neill signed last winter for three years and $49.5 million. He hit .199 this year, battling injury
O’Neill signed last winter for three years and $49.5 million. He hit .199 this year, battling injury
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Two more years of Tyler wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun on payday. Because of this schmuck, the Orioles will never sign a free agent to a multi-year deal ever again.
That's Shohei Ohtani-Durant to you.
Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That's Shohei Ohtani-Durant to you.
Clayton was only there so that the trainer could use the HOV lane getting to the stadium. The truest passenger there ever was.
Clayton Kershaw caps off his MLB career with another World Series title 🏆
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Clayton was only there so that the trainer could use the HOV lane getting to the stadium. The truest passenger there ever was.
Leave it to a 2025 Orioles bullpen staple to screw this whole thing up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Leave it to a 2025 Orioles bullpen staple to screw this whole thing up.
Oh great, one more fucking game of the local Dodgers PBP slobbering over everything.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Oh great, one more fucking game of the local Dodgers PBP slobbering over everything.
Pedophile lures children with candy, film at 11.
In similar fashion to the 2019 White House Halloween event, President Trump was seen placing candy on the head of a child in costume at Thursday night’s event. https://wapo.st/4hKubb6
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pedophile lures children with candy, film at 11.
Everyone put on your best Macaulay Culkin Home Alone face.
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Everyone put on your best Macaulay Culkin Home Alone face.
Ah yes, those famous 100° days in Alaska which has happened <checks notes> one time ever, 110 years ago.
Scientists are using mushrooms to create sustainable insulation for housing in Alaska’s extreme climate, which sees parts of the state swing from minus-78 degrees Fahrenheit to 100 degrees throughout the year.
Are mushrooms the future of insulation?
Scientists in Alaska are working to develop a sustainable and affordable fungus-based solution for insulation.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ah yes, those famous 100° days in Alaska which has happened <checks notes> one time ever, 110 years ago.
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30 years ago today, Groundskeeper Willie died in a horrible fire at the elementary school and became a nightmare to the children of Springfield. “Treehouse of Horror VI” premiered October 29, 1995.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
30 years ago today, Groundskeeper Willie died in a horrible fire at the elementary school and became a nightmare to the children of Springfield. “Treehouse of Horror VI” premiered October 29, 1995.
Idle thought: The 1986 Red Sox sure could have used the 1983 playoff version of Sammy Stewart out of the bullpen, 9.1 shutout innings.
A sneaky-good Birthday Team today. There's nobody you'd confuse for a Hall of Famer, but the pitching depth is top-notch.
The fifth starter pitched a full season in which more than half of his outs were strikeouts. The ace reliever won an ERA title out of the bullpen.
The fifth starter pitched a full season in which more than half of his outs were strikeouts. The ace reliever won an ERA title out of the bullpen.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Idle thought: The 1986 Red Sox sure could have used the 1983 playoff version of Sammy Stewart out of the bullpen, 9.1 shutout innings.
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If I could Being John Malkovich my way into Trump’s brain for an hour, I’d announce that shit sandwiches are America’s new national dish, just so we could all watch toadies like Ken Paxton loyally scarf down poop hoagies on the Fox and Friends couch.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/h...
Texas Sues Tylenol Makers, Claiming They Hid Autism Risks
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If I could Being John Malkovich my way into Trump’s brain for an hour, I’d announce that shit sandwiches are America’s new national dish, just so we could all watch toadies like Ken Paxton loyally scarf down poop hoagies on the Fox and Friends couch.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/h...
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The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
Looking forward to the Ump Scorecard which will pretend like this wasn't -1 run for Toronto, because making calls in a timely fashion doesn't count in the metric.
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Looking forward to the Ump Scorecard which will pretend like this wasn't -1 run for Toronto, because making calls in a timely fashion doesn't count in the metric.