The Bullpen Ghost
@bullpenghost.bsky.social
Satire/Parody by salty Royals fan. Based in Asia. Offering unsolicited advice on baseball and life. Occasionally dunk on other sports.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
Pinned
Looks like my guy couldn’t make it in the superior American League
Michael Tucker
RF-LF
Debut: 1995 - Retired: 2006
NYM - KCR - CHC - ATL - CIN - PHI - SFG
RF-LF
Debut: 1995 - Retired: 2006
NYM - KCR - CHC - ATL - CIN - PHI - SFG
Michael Tucker at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Michael Tucker
baseball-reference.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Looks like my guy couldn’t make it in the superior American League
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is third World Series MVP with an alliterative name (Stephen Strasburg, Freddy Freeman) but the first such born in Japan
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is third World Series MVP with an alliterative name (Stephen Strasburg, Freddy Freeman) but the first such born in Japan
It was either gonna be the first repeat win in 25 years or the first walk-off win in 24 years. Too bad it was the former
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It was either gonna be the first repeat win in 25 years or the first walk-off win in 24 years. Too bad it was the former
I can’t cuss during this game because I am following Gameday at church #WorldSeriesGame7
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I can’t cuss during this game because I am following Gameday at church #WorldSeriesGame7
This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating
Gonna go bet me a dollar on White Sox v Rockies
2026 WORLD CHAMPION ODDS (@fanduel):
340 LAD
700 NYY
1000 PHI
1200 NYM SEA
1400 HOU
1700 BOS
2000 ATL TOR
2200 MIL SD
2500 CHC CLE
2700 DET
3000 BAL
3500 CIN KC SF
4000 TEX
5500 TB
6500 ARI
8000 ATH MIN
10000 STL
12500 MIA
25000 LAA PIT
50000 CWS COL WSH
340 LAD
700 NYY
1000 PHI
1200 NYM SEA
1400 HOU
1700 BOS
2000 ATL TOR
2200 MIL SD
2500 CHC CLE
2700 DET
3000 BAL
3500 CIN KC SF
4000 TEX
5500 TB
6500 ARI
8000 ATH MIN
10000 STL
12500 MIA
25000 LAA PIT
50000 CWS COL WSH
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gonna go bet me a dollar on White Sox v Rockies
It’s also more fun when your team isn’t playing. I’m not throwing my hat across the room nearly as often, for example
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s also more fun when your team isn’t playing. I’m not throwing my hat across the room nearly as often, for example
Everybody hating on Bowtie Short (Ken Rosenthal) but he’s still less annoying than Norman Chad #WorldSeriesofPoker
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Everybody hating on Bowtie Short (Ken Rosenthal) but he’s still less annoying than Norman Chad #WorldSeriesofPoker
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
Sandy Koufax batted .076 in 1966
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sandy Koufax batted .076 in 1966
I have to wait until I’m 93 for another Royals title? Ehh, I’m already dead so what does it matter?
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I have to wait until I’m 93 for another Royals title? Ehh, I’m already dead so what does it matter?
Ernest Hemingway : Baseball Stories :: Kevin Costner :: Baseball Movies
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ernest Hemingway : Baseball Stories :: Kevin Costner :: Baseball Movies
October 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When you’re a star they let you do it
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When you’re a star they let you do it
It would be awesome if Serena turned heel and beat her a$$ with a tennis racket
Charlotte Flair Would Like To Wrestle Serena Williams
Charlotte Flair Would Like To Wrestle Serena Williams - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Charlotte Flair says she'd love to face tennis legend Serena Williams in a WWE match, praising her power and legacy in sports.
www.fightful.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It would be awesome if Serena turned heel and beat her a$$ with a tennis racket
If every pitcher (or even as few as half a dozen of them) hit even remotely as well as Ohtani I would reconsider my stand on the DH
To recap Ohtani’s night:
-1st leadoff HR by a pitcher in MLB history
-1st postseason multi-HR game by a pitcher
-1st game in MLB history with 3 HR & 10 strikeouts
-1st player with 2 116+ mph HR in a game under Statcast (2015)
-1st player with 2 career games w/2+ HR & 10+ K
-1st leadoff HR by a pitcher in MLB history
-1st postseason multi-HR game by a pitcher
-1st game in MLB history with 3 HR & 10 strikeouts
-1st player with 2 116+ mph HR in a game under Statcast (2015)
-1st player with 2 career games w/2+ HR & 10+ K
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If every pitcher (or even as few as half a dozen of them) hit even remotely as well as Ohtani I would reconsider my stand on the DH
Reposted by The Bullpen Ghost
Thank the gods there’s no baseball tonight
October 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Thank the gods there’s no baseball tonight
New ball, $9. New ball, $9. New ball, new ball, new ball, $9. New windshield, $100. Hitting a Grand Slam in the ALCS, priceless
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
New ball, $9. New ball, $9. New ball, new ball, new ball, $9. New windshield, $100. Hitting a Grand Slam in the ALCS, priceless
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Unusual placement for truck nuts 🤨
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Unusual placement for truck nuts 🤨