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Barthes Simpson
@bunnzo.bsky.social
I write stories and make music and games https://bunnzosteel.itch.io/

Big mark for AEW, retrogaming, TTRPG and such.

(they/she)
Grateful Dead
Iron Maiden
Willie Nelson
Parliament / Funkadelic
Praxis
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Bad Religion
Saul Williams
The Roots
Wilco
Green Day/Blink 182
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Godspeed You! Black Emperor (twice!)
Purity Ring
The Orb
Kraftwerk
Nine inch Nails
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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shut the fuck up ai overview

nobody likes you
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
if you like retro shooters and chill vibes come hang out with my buddy Serfins this weekend.
its gettin colder out but you wouldnt notice with all the HEAT we're makin losing our minds together!

thanks much for so many dang raids last session. maybe yeah... this schedule thing might be good.

Next session is pure retro vibes!
CANT WAIT TO PLAY #cultic CHAPTER 2!

see yall soon!
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This Girl Is POISON!! (Source.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
hey @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social if you've never seen Ultravision's "Karate" for the Atari 2600, boy have I got a Worst Fighting Game Ever for you. It plays and controls much worse than it looks.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Look, you know why I've won like a million matches in my career? Because I've lost like a million matches. Ok? We just keep coming back, you can't keep us down." - Jon Moxley

#AEW
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you see this, post an AEW gif just because
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!

YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Pure homebrew. Famously, "I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's."
@kierongillen.bsky.social you think william blake would have been more of a warhammer or a d&d guy?
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Remember when biden bragged about having the toughest border policy ever, even tougher than Trump's, look at how we do tough borders better than the Republicans, something our voters definitely wished for, etc
When trump said this, white liberals only opposed it based on the vibes and the fact that they weren't the ones doing it.

They'll gleefully threaten people with "I can't wait to see you get deported in Project 2025!" and then support biden doing the exact same shit.
October 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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How I feel about political candidates
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Walter Benjamin wrote about how capitalists love war because it lets them invest an endless amount of money in tech without improving people's lives and therefore jeopardizing the status quo. AI is the same thing, it doesn't promise anything revolutionary or liberating to people.
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM