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Jes d'Ixelles
@bzdyelnik.bsky.social
Intrepid optimist, mort-vivant, presque drôle.

⭕, house&techno, Union Saint-Gilloise 💛💙.

Cancer bio, stats, dataviz, Java, R, JS.
From MI 👉✋, now 🇧🇪🇪🇺.
Buona sera à tous
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Buona Sera - Live At The Sahara Casino, Las Vegas, NV/1958/2005 Remastered
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November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Nummum finge et sigillum lambe
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
But there will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's Not All Saints day if you're an incel.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Local crew is all off to Madrid for a imperially-appropriated Dia de Los Muertos, hella tapas, and the USG-Atletico game on Tuesday.

Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. 💀
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Candy for breakfast but what I really want is bacon
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bus -> metro -> bus. Elleffgee.
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I Can't Wait
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October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favorite beer: Brasserie Tartaruga'a Super Fresca
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I got 17 mini Snickers and 15 mini Twix. I figure I'll only run out if kids start taking mittfuls.
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Micheal Jackson's Thriller Solo Beat - 10 min loop (Bass boosted + Hi-Hats) 🐸
YouTube video by KRIM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone sends me a FB link and I worry they'll reactivate my account if I click.
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Proud to share that the AI company I founded, mephistophel.es has ARR going through the roof and next year we're launching twenty new data centers near critical wetlands and urban reservoirs.

We're hiring. 😉
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Data centers are the new oil pipelines.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yeah, I don't have a costume for tonight since I'm going to the function solo. Doesn't stop me from hoping to see yours tho. I have candy to share, too. I mean I don't right now but I'm going to the store in a bit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Caught myself sayin' "Don't maybe; maybe doesn't help me."
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm in a better mood today, btw. It's sunny and red-golden leaves are fluttering down from the trees in the backyard. Soon all the neighbors will be able to see into each other's windows.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Congress ain't comin' back, y'know; we doin' executive orders now. George Lucas sayin' told-ya-so.
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It's my mom who loves puns, so for me they're more like "mom jokes". I don't think she approves of mom jokes tho.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Buddy told me last night there's a general strike planned on Nov 26th so I might still be in Turkey for Thanksgiving.

[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Prob'ly won't make my 5pm meeting on time if I have a beer at the park before running home; but I will try.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
y tho
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Once again listening to this on repeat. That kinda day.
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Premiers Symptômes
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October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A moment from Sunday with the guys before the Union match - we met at a buddy's place and the Villa-City match was on. A player got a bloody nose and I asked if they would just let him play. The guys were like 🤷‍♀️ and I realized they were all so young they didn't remember HIV.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It's either a lie or the face of reality; I can't really tell.
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh god yes
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM