Cairo LikeTheCity
@cairolikethecity.bsky.social
Infosec person. Tea Drinker. Feminist killjoy. Extremely food motivated.
Cheddar passed his group training classes! Slowly building up his social skills ✨
February 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cheddar passed his group training classes! Slowly building up his social skills ✨
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I often imagine my life being commentated on by Kevin McCloud. I have grand ambitions, I underbudget, have no idea what I'm doing, I'm never watertight, I lack the proper permits and I'm definitely not to everyone's taste. And if you revisit me five years later, I'm still not finished.
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I often imagine my life being commentated on by Kevin McCloud. I have grand ambitions, I underbudget, have no idea what I'm doing, I'm never watertight, I lack the proper permits and I'm definitely not to everyone's taste. And if you revisit me five years later, I'm still not finished.
My family barely touched it but I was pretty happy with this raspberry limoncello trifle.
December 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
My family barely touched it but I was pretty happy with this raspberry limoncello trifle.
Honestly, it’s maddening to watch all the happy photos from the local Cyber Community Christmas party, knowing I no longer feel comfortable engaging given the inappropriate actions of some attendees.
I feel like I’m turning into a fucking ghost.
I feel like I’m turning into a fucking ghost.
December 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Honestly, it’s maddening to watch all the happy photos from the local Cyber Community Christmas party, knowing I no longer feel comfortable engaging given the inappropriate actions of some attendees.
I feel like I’m turning into a fucking ghost.
I feel like I’m turning into a fucking ghost.
The face of someone who stole and ate half a kilo of butter and now regrets it.
December 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
The face of someone who stole and ate half a kilo of butter and now regrets it.
Me: well at least I didn’t get the “take everything literally” flavour of neurodivergence.
Also me: Google wants me to confirm if the mobile speed camera is still 200m ahead but that is actually a ~fixed~ speed camera so I will say no.
Also me: Google wants me to confirm if the mobile speed camera is still 200m ahead but that is actually a ~fixed~ speed camera so I will say no.
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Me: well at least I didn’t get the “take everything literally” flavour of neurodivergence.
Also me: Google wants me to confirm if the mobile speed camera is still 200m ahead but that is actually a ~fixed~ speed camera so I will say no.
Also me: Google wants me to confirm if the mobile speed camera is still 200m ahead but that is actually a ~fixed~ speed camera so I will say no.
Some wellness girly I follow is giving up her cat so she can move to Bali and continue her ✨soul journey✨
She says that she saved the cat’s life by adopting him and he saved her life by giving her hope after a breakup, they’re now “karmically equal” so she’s fine to “move on”
I can’t even 😳
She says that she saved the cat’s life by adopting him and he saved her life by giving her hope after a breakup, they’re now “karmically equal” so she’s fine to “move on”
I can’t even 😳
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Some wellness girly I follow is giving up her cat so she can move to Bali and continue her ✨soul journey✨
She says that she saved the cat’s life by adopting him and he saved her life by giving her hope after a breakup, they’re now “karmically equal” so she’s fine to “move on”
I can’t even 😳
She says that she saved the cat’s life by adopting him and he saved her life by giving her hope after a breakup, they’re now “karmically equal” so she’s fine to “move on”
I can’t even 😳
Been meaning to watch The Fall Guy (Ryan Gosling / Emily Blunt) for ages and i finally got around to it and it was genuinely super fun and hilarious. Would recommend 💯
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Been meaning to watch The Fall Guy (Ryan Gosling / Emily Blunt) for ages and i finally got around to it and it was genuinely super fun and hilarious. Would recommend 💯
It’s been 10 years since Hozier wrote
“When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her”
And men still be out here like “wyd 🍆💦😉”
“When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her”
And men still be out here like “wyd 🍆💦😉”
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 AM
It’s been 10 years since Hozier wrote
“When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her”
And men still be out here like “wyd 🍆💦😉”
“When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her”
And men still be out here like “wyd 🍆💦😉”
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Has anyone done a study on how much productivity is lost by employees getting distracted and doomscrolling for 5 - 10 mins every time they have to use Authenticator ?
November 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Has anyone done a study on how much productivity is lost by employees getting distracted and doomscrolling for 5 - 10 mins every time they have to use Authenticator ?
Wait, TODAY is Black Friday?? Why have I been getting emails for like three weeks about Black Friday sales ? I thought it was done already.
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Wait, TODAY is Black Friday?? Why have I been getting emails for like three weeks about Black Friday sales ? I thought it was done already.
I read somewhere a long time ago that hot drinks are comforting because holding them in our hands simulates the human warmth we get from hugs.
In unrelated news, this week away from home for work / conferencing is going swimmingly.
In unrelated news, this week away from home for work / conferencing is going swimmingly.
November 28, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I read somewhere a long time ago that hot drinks are comforting because holding them in our hands simulates the human warmth we get from hugs.
In unrelated news, this week away from home for work / conferencing is going swimmingly.
In unrelated news, this week away from home for work / conferencing is going swimmingly.
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I did not get called an unqualified diversity hire for over a year just for them to appoint DOCTOR OZ????
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I did not get called an unqualified diversity hire for over a year just for them to appoint DOCTOR OZ????
Decorated my office to bring some Christmas cheer to my video calls and not a single person has mentioned it 🥲
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Decorated my office to bring some Christmas cheer to my video calls and not a single person has mentioned it 🥲
I love this time of year, I get to rebrand stress-shopping as “Christmas shopping” and feel virtuous, caring and generous 💅 hello dopamine !
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I love this time of year, I get to rebrand stress-shopping as “Christmas shopping” and feel virtuous, caring and generous 💅 hello dopamine !
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We're SO close to 1000 tickets sold, so we're offering a FREE swag pack to whoever ticks us into quadruple digits. That's a FREE water bottle, notebook, multi-pen and wireless charging mousepad, all in a #DDDPerth satchel. Get in quick to win 👇
dddperth.com/tickets
dddperth.com/tickets
September 12, 2023 at 2:04 AM
We're SO close to 1000 tickets sold, so we're offering a FREE swag pack to whoever ticks us into quadruple digits. That's a FREE water bottle, notebook, multi-pen and wireless charging mousepad, all in a #DDDPerth satchel. Get in quick to win 👇
dddperth.com/tickets
dddperth.com/tickets
This is my cat.
July 11, 2023 at 12:31 PM
This is my cat.
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Hello fellow blueskyers! We decided our social media “team” wasn’t busy enough so we got an invite code to share about our tech conference here as well as the bird app . If you don’t know what we do, check us out:
https://dddperth.com
Let’s make 2023 the biggest DDDPerth yet 🥂
https://dddperth.com
Let’s make 2023 the biggest DDDPerth yet 🥂
July 4, 2023 at 6:40 AM
Hello fellow blueskyers! We decided our social media “team” wasn’t busy enough so we got an invite code to share about our tech conference here as well as the bird app . If you don’t know what we do, check us out:
https://dddperth.com
Let’s make 2023 the biggest DDDPerth yet 🥂
https://dddperth.com
Let’s make 2023 the biggest DDDPerth yet 🥂
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I imagine the great part of being insufferable is the protective bubble of nobody even wanting to tell you when you're being a knob because it's so evidently not worth it. Just cruising in peace, the main character of everything.
May 27, 2023 at 5:09 AM
I imagine the great part of being insufferable is the protective bubble of nobody even wanting to tell you when you're being a knob because it's so evidently not worth it. Just cruising in peace, the main character of everything.
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Tricking people into liking me by being a genuinely kind person who cares about their wellbeing and whatever is important to them.
May 22, 2023 at 6:46 AM
Tricking people into liking me by being a genuinely kind person who cares about their wellbeing and whatever is important to them.
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The path from “This security thing is a worthy challenge!” to “Leave me alone to maintain my antique tractor and do not mention cursed calculators to me” was a lot shorter than I expected.
May 20, 2023 at 9:58 PM
The path from “This security thing is a worthy challenge!” to “Leave me alone to maintain my antique tractor and do not mention cursed calculators to me” was a lot shorter than I expected.
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The real danger of AI is it’s only a matter of time till a guy at a party introduces himself as a “prompt artist”
May 17, 2023 at 10:45 PM
The real danger of AI is it’s only a matter of time till a guy at a party introduces himself as a “prompt artist”
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Dune is just Star Wars for people who like ketamine
May 18, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Dune is just Star Wars for people who like ketamine