callie (amateur silly goose)
@callicoeidoscope.bsky.social
[she | her] i'm a trans christian socialist musician / burnt-out college student living in the chicago area. just joining bluesky to follow my favourite musicians and maybe do a small amount of promotion for my art https://www.patreon.com/callicoeidoscope
learning about a cool wacky historical character (often due to tors cabinet of curiosities or random nonfic books, omg why fish dont exist is SO good) and then finding out theyre racist never stops surprising me, like a child that never learns to stop putting her hand in the stove, very sad :(
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
learning about a cool wacky historical character (often due to tors cabinet of curiosities or random nonfic books, omg why fish dont exist is SO good) and then finding out theyre racist never stops surprising me, like a child that never learns to stop putting her hand in the stove, very sad :(
the reason i post like 20 things at one time at the end of the day and nothing else for like 48 hours is since i have a bunch of random thoughts throughout the day, and only once i'm back to my computer do i post them indiscriminately of whether they're funny or serious, good or bad. tonal wiplash
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
the reason i post like 20 things at one time at the end of the day and nothing else for like 48 hours is since i have a bunch of random thoughts throughout the day, and only once i'm back to my computer do i post them indiscriminately of whether they're funny or serious, good or bad. tonal wiplash
when i pass people think im lesbian when i dont pass people think im gay. which i kind of take as a compliment cos gay and lesbian ppl usually look the coolest but im having trouble figuring out how to project st4t into the world without even being allowed to pick my own clothes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
when i pass people think im lesbian when i dont pass people think im gay. which i kind of take as a compliment cos gay and lesbian ppl usually look the coolest but im having trouble figuring out how to project st4t into the world without even being allowed to pick my own clothes.
every single day of living in this world i console myself with the thought that the only way forward is progress, and there's no world in which 50 years from now people look back and think 'wow wasnt it crazy when we thought lgbtq ppl & immigrants deserve rights??'
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
every single day of living in this world i console myself with the thought that the only way forward is progress, and there's no world in which 50 years from now people look back and think 'wow wasnt it crazy when we thought lgbtq ppl & immigrants deserve rights??'
suzanne sena from the original lineup of @theonion.com, that slappable jerk (no bsky) and @danhentschel.bsky.social would absolutely kill on @gamechangershow.bsky.social, i think they have three distinct but overlapping styles of humour and i think it would be a perfect comedy triumvirate
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
suzanne sena from the original lineup of @theonion.com, that slappable jerk (no bsky) and @danhentschel.bsky.social would absolutely kill on @gamechangershow.bsky.social, i think they have three distinct but overlapping styles of humour and i think it would be a perfect comedy triumvirate
hot take but while bilewater is defo a QA issue in silksong with the runback, it could be fixed by simply making the gauntlet one-time like in hunter's march. nothing intrinsically wrong with the boss, i actually kinda like them
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
hot take but while bilewater is defo a QA issue in silksong with the runback, it could be fixed by simply making the gauntlet one-time like in hunter's march. nothing intrinsically wrong with the boss, i actually kinda like them
i plan to post a demo for 'the golden age of lobotomies in america' on patreon sometime today!
come on, we have to perform the procedure again
please turn off all recording devices, silent on the set
we are changing the world in front of a live audience
raking in the money from very real science
come on, we have to perform the procedure again
please turn off all recording devices, silent on the set
we are changing the world in front of a live audience
raking in the money from very real science
callicoeidoscope | Patreon
really long songs that deal mostly with suffering
patreon.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i plan to post a demo for 'the golden age of lobotomies in america' on patreon sometime today!
come on, we have to perform the procedure again
please turn off all recording devices, silent on the set
we are changing the world in front of a live audience
raking in the money from very real science
come on, we have to perform the procedure again
please turn off all recording devices, silent on the set
we are changing the world in front of a live audience
raking in the money from very real science
sorry to bring an ickie from twitter over here, but woke marxist popes would literally be SUCH a good band name for my non-solo work bc my band is like all episcopalian christian socialists
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
sorry to bring an ickie from twitter over here, but woke marxist popes would literally be SUCH a good band name for my non-solo work bc my band is like all episcopalian christian socialists
in a living situation where i can't really pick clothes that make me feel like myself, and yet im still passing in like a rugged y2k tomboy way and i think that it's really funny that being forced to wear masc clothing probably makes me pass more. anyways its awkward to pass in front of ur folks lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
in a living situation where i can't really pick clothes that make me feel like myself, and yet im still passing in like a rugged y2k tomboy way and i think that it's really funny that being forced to wear masc clothing probably makes me pass more. anyways its awkward to pass in front of ur folks lol
kind of feeling insomnia right now. i want to sleep but i can't, my circadian rhythym is so off, ugh. luckily i don't have much tomorrow, but i seriously need to work on myself 3:
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
kind of feeling insomnia right now. i want to sleep but i can't, my circadian rhythym is so off, ugh. luckily i don't have much tomorrow, but i seriously need to work on myself 3:
shitposts cease to be shitposts when they're made by a press team. donald trump will never be funny
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
shitposts cease to be shitposts when they're made by a press team. donald trump will never be funny
librarians are the backbone of modern society. i love librarians
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
librarians are the backbone of modern society. i love librarians
boycott spotify, fuck israel. additionally, always remember that the people a nation claims to represent are NOT the perpetrators of its actions. just because netanyahu is evil doesn't mean that any other israeli or any other jewish person is evil. btw every1 should read omar el akkad's 2025 book
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
boycott spotify, fuck israel. additionally, always remember that the people a nation claims to represent are NOT the perpetrators of its actions. just because netanyahu is evil doesn't mean that any other israeli or any other jewish person is evil. btw every1 should read omar el akkad's 2025 book
when the bible said we should be hated by the world, that includes being hated by the religious institutions. christianity at its inception was a grassroots somewhat-doomsday-cultish mostly-socialist movement. if you're loved by the right wing, you're doing it really, really wrong. jesus was (1/4)
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
when the bible said we should be hated by the world, that includes being hated by the religious institutions. christianity at its inception was a grassroots somewhat-doomsday-cultish mostly-socialist movement. if you're loved by the right wing, you're doing it really, really wrong. jesus was (1/4)
being trans is like exchanging having any meaningful possibility of fitting in to modern late-stage capitalist society for being very cool and very pretty
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
being trans is like exchanging having any meaningful possibility of fitting in to modern late-stage capitalist society for being very cool and very pretty
it's definitely been said before, but puppygirls and trad wives are different manifestations of being a bottom in the same way autism presents differently in different populations. why cant we just all get along
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
it's definitely been said before, but puppygirls and trad wives are different manifestations of being a bottom in the same way autism presents differently in different populations. why cant we just all get along
my beliefs are always the same, but depending on who i'm with they range from 'lincoln era republicanism' to 'centrism' to 'a democrat' to 'a garden variety socialist' to 'basically my own interpretation of marxism' and i'm probably closest to the second-to-last in reality, drifting towards the last
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my beliefs are always the same, but depending on who i'm with they range from 'lincoln era republicanism' to 'centrism' to 'a democrat' to 'a garden variety socialist' to 'basically my own interpretation of marxism' and i'm probably closest to the second-to-last in reality, drifting towards the last
socialism is like a cute little kitten that is freezing in the cold: most people who aren't evil want to let it in, but most people don't know how to take care of it because they're not educated. idk if this makes any sense
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
socialism is like a cute little kitten that is freezing in the cold: most people who aren't evil want to let it in, but most people don't know how to take care of it because they're not educated. idk if this makes any sense
i saw this yahoo politics piece that opens 'NYC's new "socialist" "mayor" zohran mamdani says he'll do a lot of things, but can he do those things?' and, i've never been more understanding of why yahoo is so irrelevant
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i saw this yahoo politics piece that opens 'NYC's new "socialist" "mayor" zohran mamdani says he'll do a lot of things, but can he do those things?' and, i've never been more understanding of why yahoo is so irrelevant
calculating something and getting an even number gives me a deep unsettling feeling not dissimilar to the feeling of showing your music to someone and them giving you a look and trying to explain to them to just give it a few seconds, it's a rough draft but once you get into it it's good i swear...
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
calculating something and getting an even number gives me a deep unsettling feeling not dissimilar to the feeling of showing your music to someone and them giving you a look and trying to explain to them to just give it a few seconds, it's a rough draft but once you get into it it's good i swear...
'SRS airbag' omg good for her 😭 literally wish that was me, how's the post-op going for her? oh, it means supplemental restraint system... oh, alrightie then
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
'SRS airbag' omg good for her 😭 literally wish that was me, how's the post-op going for her? oh, it means supplemental restraint system... oh, alrightie then
listening to glass beach remixes for the first time right now, and i don't have youtube history turned on to mitigate addiction, so the recommendations have memory blindness. this means that the reccomendation of 'how to keep living when youd rather not' just assumes all gb fans are depressed... yup
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
listening to glass beach remixes for the first time right now, and i don't have youtube history turned on to mitigate addiction, so the recommendations have memory blindness. this means that the reccomendation of 'how to keep living when youd rather not' just assumes all gb fans are depressed... yup
'[x] sucks dick' and '[x] fucks' have opposite slang connotations because of rampant bottomphobia in the 'united' states of america /hj
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
'[x] sucks dick' and '[x] fucks' have opposite slang connotations because of rampant bottomphobia in the 'united' states of america /hj
just learning about 'no nut november' and 'destroy dick december' and as a transfemme i think i have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
just learning about 'no nut november' and 'destroy dick december' and as a transfemme i think i have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
the ideologoical leap from 'kill hamas members to 'kill all palestinians' is like the leap from 'kill all trump supporters' to 'kill all americans.' all four statements are disgusting and horrible, but the latter of both is worse. idk if i'm making sense.
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the ideologoical leap from 'kill hamas members to 'kill all palestinians' is like the leap from 'kill all trump supporters' to 'kill all americans.' all four statements are disgusting and horrible, but the latter of both is worse. idk if i'm making sense.