Cal O’Chortus
@calochortus.bsky.social
Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
You ain’t gonna learn
What you don’t wanna know
#discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia
The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
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if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
![Dept. of War [sic]'s bluesky account says "To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs–we will kill you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4n6zqm2ufqrdbyszo5gvgyq/bafkreifpxnl7xocstyj3ztg3enbd5osgyaxznmbkkkysjjuykxbplp5gl4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this,
you need a new moderation team.
you need a new moderation team.
Did she accidentally fall on Gaetz’s penis and “ended up having sex” or are you guys still protecting pedophiles 24/7?
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did she accidentally fall on Gaetz’s penis and “ended up having sex” or are you guys still protecting pedophiles 24/7?
Did the teenager have their own home or are you guys still just huge fucking right wing assholes?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did the teenager have their own home or are you guys still just huge fucking right wing assholes?
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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It's astonishing how much damage upon our world has been inflicted because a handful of very rich guys wanted to be able to fuck underage girls.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's astonishing how much damage upon our world has been inflicted because a handful of very rich guys wanted to be able to fuck underage girls.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
There is no higher goal, no lofty ideology--just wanting to bang some teenagers. These guys are monstrous, but they're also so, so pathetic.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
Enough talk about Tucker Kraft. That’s not even in the top 5 reasons.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Enough talk about Tucker Kraft. That’s not even in the top 5 reasons.
Just a perfect end to this Packers game. The kicker who can make it is watching at home.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just a perfect end to this Packers game. The kicker who can make it is watching at home.
You have a co- worker who makes a LOT of money. Once a month they come into the office, pull out their chair, and then fall into their computer monitor, breaking it. Nothing gets done that day.
Can’t. Even. Line. Up. Millions in salary and they can’t figure out how to sit at their desk for work.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You have a co- worker who makes a LOT of money. Once a month they come into the office, pull out their chair, and then fall into their computer monitor, breaking it. Nothing gets done that day.
CAN’T.EVEN.GET.LINED.UP
Can’t get lined up. Gameplans and game calling have been a mess. Offense is poorly designed right now and inconsistently called. OL fundamentals are bad. WRs in the wrong spots.
That’s on coaching.
That’s on coaching.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
CAN’T.EVEN.GET.LINED.UP
Packers can’t even line up correctly. The offense is eating lead paint chips all week and the coach is too busy precision grooming his stupid beard to cone up with a game plan.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Packers can’t even line up correctly. The offense is eating lead paint chips all week and the coach is too busy precision grooming his stupid beard to cone up with a game plan.
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
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-Oct 18, more than 7 million Americans stand up and stand together.
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
-Oct 18, more than 7 million Americans stand up and stand together.
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
-Nov 4, millions of Dems turn out for landslide wins in VA, NJ, NY, CA, GA, many other places.
-Nov 9, eight "Dems" say "Oh, this nice Mike Johnson and Mr. Trump say they care about health. If they don't, well shame on them..."
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
Sir, call for new leadership in public or fuck all the way off.
No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sir, call for new leadership in public or fuck all the way off.
FUCK YOU YOU SIMPERING ASSHOLE.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
FUCK YOU YOU SIMPERING ASSHOLE.
Ma’am, respectfully, you can publicly call for new leadership OR YOU CAN FUCK OFF TOO. I have always respected you. Fucking take a stand or go die in a fucking hole with the rest of the old rich assholes running your party.
I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.
A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ma’am, respectfully, you can publicly call for new leadership OR YOU CAN FUCK OFF TOO. I have always respected you. Fucking take a stand or go die in a fucking hole with the rest of the old rich assholes running your party.
Establishment Dems ARE winning. They just aren’t on your team. They don’t play for their constituents. They play for their wealthy donors. Oh, they’ll take your help, your small donor money, and your vote. But that doesn’t put you on their team. They are MAD that Mamdani won and they want you to die
It really looks like the Establishment Dems are afraid of winning. I'm trying to understand that.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Establishment Dems ARE winning. They just aren’t on your team. They don’t play for their constituents. They play for their wealthy donors. Oh, they’ll take your help, your small donor money, and your vote. But that doesn’t put you on their team. They are MAD that Mamdani won and they want you to die
Fuck Fetterman forever and fuck me for thinking for one single second he was anything except a bought out asshole.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fuck Fetterman forever and fuck me for thinking for one single second he was anything except a bought out asshole.
If they do cave, I am going to have a hard time ever voting D again. Say what you want, these people are corrupt and I don’t want to support the apparatus. It’s bad enough watching the opposition fuck this country, watching the supposed “good guys” do it feels 1000x worse. FUCK your lesser evil.
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If they do cave, I am going to have a hard time ever voting D again. Say what you want, these people are corrupt and I don’t want to support the apparatus. It’s bad enough watching the opposition fuck this country, watching the supposed “good guys” do it feels 1000x worse. FUCK your lesser evil.
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion