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Callum Pardoe
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Actor. Writer. Silly fellow. He/Him. Repped by Pangolily Talent Management Spotlight: https://app.spotlight.com/4937-7836-1272
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Hello all! Let's start from the top, I'm Callum! I'm a London-based actor, writer, and theatre-maker!

I'm interested in all-sorts from improv to audio drama and everything in between!

Thrilled to be here and out of the Twitter haze!

Spotlight: app.spotlight.com/4937-7836-1272
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ONE SHOW DOWN. 3 TO GO!

Another chance to catch Going Up @cockpittheatre TONIGHT at 7pm

Link in bio!
Honestly v much feels like calling into the void here, but hey, I've come this far!

Going Up opens tomorrow, it's very silly, do come!
TOMORROW

We finally answer the question: What happens when you take a really silly idea and try to make a show out of it-I mean-What happens when a man falls in love with an elevator?

We're so excited to share Going Up with you all! See you tomorrow @cockpittheatre at 7pm!

Link in bio!
THIS WEEK! I will finally shut up about kissing an elevator!
POV: you are an elevator panel built curiously close to the machine's floor...

We open Going Up @cockpittheatre on Friday! It's a very silly comedy about an elevator and a boy who kiss. Do come!

Link in bio!
Get your tickets now or I'll get you with my Massive Hand
1👏 WEEK👏 TO👏 GO

Y'all ever fantasise about dating an elevator? Turns out it's not the walk in the (rather compact) park you'd imagine to be.

Going Up opens from 9-11 May @cockpittheatre

Tickets available in our bio!
Yeah, I'm just as confused as you are
The fated day draws ever closer - Going Up opens @cockpittheatre from 9-11 May!

Here's some quotes from the show to stoke your imagination - whether or not it clarifies the conceit of what we're doing is very much up for debate...
Pretty sexy
Wednesday throwback!

A peek inside the rehearsal room for when we were prepping to bring our first fledgling bits of going up to The Cockpit!

In just over a week we'll be doing the full thing!

Link in bio!
Phwoar
TRAILER DROP!

He's a boy, She's an elevator... you do the math!

Betwixt Productions presents
Going Up @cockpittheatre
9-11 May 2025
2pm/7pm

Tickets in bio!
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Tight squeeze?

We're now JUST 2 WEEKS AWAY from Going Up opening @cockpittheatre - we're really really excited and hope you are too!

Tickets still available in our bio!
Golly, this really looks like fun doesn't it?
Tight squeeze?

We're now JUST 2 WEEKS AWAY from Going Up opening @cockpittheatre - we're really really excited and hope you are too!

Tickets still available in our bio!
Just come
Love is in the (mechanically ventilated) air!

Or is all as it seems? Will Jhonny end up with the girl/machine of his dreams, or will everything come crashing down? Find it out in just over 2 weeks!
Just classic humour, really
Mondays, am I right?

Yes, I'm aware we're posting this on a Tuesday you insect, you churl, cross me again and see what happens...

Anyway - Going Up! It's happening in just over 2 weeks! Golly! Grab your tickets in our bio!
Not our Very Raunchy (lmao) show being caught in the adult content detection!?!?

Even more reason to get your tickets now!
LESS THAN 3 WEEKS TO GO!

A match made in heaven (if heaven was a compact space made of metal designed to transport objects on a vertical axis)

GOING UP @cockpittheatre
9-11 May

Tickets in bio!
How time flies...

Come see how far we've come this May! Get your tickets to Going Up now!
OMW2BYE (On My Way To Be Your Elevator)

Throwback to a year or so ago when we brought a fledgling shard of Going Up to @thecockpit 's Scratch Night!

And now one year on (or thereabouts) we're coming back with the whole thing! Time flies huh?

Go on, sort your tickets out - link in bio!
You wouldn't wanna disappoint us, surely? Get your tickets to Going Up now!
POV your dads are discussing why you haven't bought your tickets for Going Up yet (we are going to ground you)

Link in bio!
Gonna be hard to explain this one!
It's not what it looks like!

We are now officially LESS THAN ONE MONTH AWAY from opening Going Up!

Have you got your tickets yet???

Link in bio!
Goimg Up rears its absurd head, get ypur tickets now!
Freeze!

You caught us in the middle of rehearsals, you conniving devils! Avert your eyes immediately or face the wrath of our legal team!

(Alternatively, you could just get tickets for Going Up instead - link in bio!)
Not long now til Going Up hits the stage! Grab your tickets to avoid disappointment!
www.thecockpit.org.uk/show/going_up

We are but one month and 6 days away from Going Up @cockpittheatre !!! Here's some more rehearsal shots to tide you over til then - we're so thrilled to bring this silly show to all of you! Grab your tickets today from our bio!
It's alive!

So excited to doing this in May, do grab your tickets!
www.thecockpit.org.uk/show/going_up

Rehearsals for Going Up are underway!

Look how normal we are!

We're just over a month away from this year's funniest elevator-based romcom, get your tickies now!

9-11 MAY
2pm MATINEE/ 7PM EVENING
@cockpittheatre
We've fixed up quite the deal for school groups ages 15 and up!

Enquire in our bio!
Calling all schools (AGES 15+)!

We've teamed up with the wonderful folk @thecockpit to provide a juicy discount for school groups!

For every ten Student (Concession) tickets, 1 adult goes free! What a cracking deal!

Check the link in our bio and get your school discount today!
Look at how ruddy clever we are! Get your tickets now!

www.thecockpit.org.uk/show/going_up
Hello fellows!

Did you know I'm in a theatre company with some very close friends? Did you also know that we've been working on a very stupid play about a man who falls in love with an elevator?

Now you do! Please give us a follow and share, it means the world!

Also buy tickets lmao
WE'RE BACK WITH EXCITING NEWS!

Our very first show, Going Up, has secured a 3 night run at The Cockpit this May!

It's classic love story, where a simple man falls in love with a simple elevator!

Tickets available below!

www.thecockpit.org.uk/show/going_up
See you next yea- [I am consumed by a swarm of fire ants]
Now THAT is some cover art!

Had so much fun with this, can't wait for you all to listen!
Yes, you read it right, that is the title! Click https://bgfn.sh/braindrain to pre-order 2025's first of two Third Doctor Adventures audio dramas.

👀 the brand-new cover artwork by @seanlongmore.bsky.social.
Rly classic posting occurring on this New Site
Reckon I could get a look-in? 👀