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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 19h

Rude of you not to think of the stories we’d get to read on social media.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 2d

Oíche Shamhna shona duit / Happy Halloween from Belfast’s spooktacular (but not spookily named) Pearl Assurance House.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 2d

Kids just don’t play Pétanque like they used to.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 2d

This is ridiculous. Prince Philip had Lady Diana murdered for a lot less than this.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like *someone* is concentrating on the negatives, when the temperature is set to rise in the evening.

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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 3d

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 3d

How hard can it be to hang a couple of pictures on chipboard? Jesus Christ.

Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 3d

If you have ever dreamed of living in a packing crate…

themodernhouse.com/sales-list/v...

For Sale: Voss Street, London E2 | The Modern House

This impeccable mews house in Bethnal Green was created by award-winning architectural practice Featherstone Young. Designed with sustainability in mind, its bright living spaces are dressed in orient...

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 3d

It is exceptionally good TV. Especially the two leads.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 3d

Last night I listened to my Best Of 2021 playlist. The playlist itself was great, but I barely remembered any of the songs.

Perhaps 2020 had a weird novelty to it, but by 2021, our brains wanted to consign the whole trauma to the darkest corners of our minds.

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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 3d

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 4d

Doug, Persisting@dasmunch.bsky.social • 1d
I have discovered the pinnacle of the human experience, and it's a haggis scotch egg from Cairn Lodge services
[photo of what was described]

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@i-michelle.bsky.social • 13h
That's nice. I wish I could still eat eggs, but since they cholesterol laden and embryos of chickens, I don't sorry I couldn't help myself

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

Anyone who’s followed Evan Dando’s life over the past 30 years should be amazed that this album not only exists, but that it’s so good.

It’s interesting during the sometimes shambolic live Lemonheads show recently, he remained focused during the new songs. This is great fun.

Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

I guess all eyes are still on Gaza, huh?
news.sky.com/video/key-su...

Key Sudan city falls to paramilitary group - what does this mean for the war?

The RSF claimed to have taken over the city and completed their military control of the Darfur region.

news.sky.com

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

Why would you tell us, the cookieless, this news, when we don't have access to cookies*?

(*Because I ate the last cookie for my breakfast)

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

This is what my wife has done to my Vinted algorithm. Presumably a load of sellers now think I like to cross-dress in novelty Christmas outfits now too.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

Without being told off? Skills issue.

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Luke McGee @lukemcgee.bsky.social · 5d

What has happened to the world

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Tilskatoffee apple🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @tilskatoff.bsky.social · 7d

Big 'Dictionary Corner' vibes from Putin here.

Looks like he's just explained to Dave from Runcorn that he could have had an 8 if he'd spotted "Ubiquity", and is seconds from launching into a cheeky poem about the dangers of high-rise windows to take us into the next commercial break.

Putin, the war-mongering arse-wipe sitting in a black leather chair at a desk against a purple background. The desk is covered with paperwork and he's holding some paper and mid way through speaking. Basically, it looks like a still from Countdown.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 5d

Leaving work in near darkness is it?

*Hichensing intensifies*

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 6d

My employer paid for mine. It’s VERY comfy.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 6d

Some personal news.

I just sat down here, thinking it was polished stone, when in fact it’s wet.

So now I get to walk the streets of Belfast looking like I’ve soiled myself.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 6d

Monday

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 6d

I was just thinking to myself “it could be worse. I could be in full cycling gear”. Thanks.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 7d

No. The sell blackout window blinds that work as well as a £150 projector screen.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 7d

So yesterday, we went to IKEA. The main purpose was for me to buy a £27 160cm roller blind to affix to the side of the bunkbeds in the kids’ den. Now we have a 64” screen for movie nights.

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