Caro!!
carohoss.bsky.social
Caro!!
@carohoss.bsky.social
He/him. Asian! Statistician with MS+PhD (statistics, environmental sciences, microbial fire ecology)!!

Photography, EDM Producer+DJ, Videography. Fursuit-obsessed. Lots of interests :3

Seattle Area, hit me up, let’s get some food and chat science!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Remarkable. I got the same company’s fig bar snacks from Costco both last year and a few weeks ago this year. I opened up and bit into my first package from this year and immediately noticed two major differences in the little fig bar. Amazing what one year difference makes for product formulation
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I woke up this morning with this melody and hook stuck in my head from a dream last night. Can i just pay someone to work for me today so i can just make some music? Just today? Pls???
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
YO OKAY Dreamhack Atlanta is the weekend immediately after FWA 2026, hosting not only a CS2 tournament (IEM Atlanta) but also a Call of Duty Major!!!!

I have never been more interested in a week long trip to Atlanta omfg

I need to assemble friends to coalesce and go suiting. Who's interested???
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i wonder how will the snap defunding affect crime. people still gotta eat somehow. if you're already working and run out of shit to try to sell/pawn off, what's there to do?

opportunism underlain by desperation may make for a very dangerous combo.

17% of service workers in 2017 used snap
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
on the topic of the government shutdown and intentional non-funding of SNAP.
- SNAP has been funding in all previous shutdowns; it's very much not an issue to still fund it during a shutdown if the government so chose.
- even my homestate of LOUISIANA managed to implement bridge funding for SNAP
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Am on the final pic edits from Anthrocon and it's taken on such a uniquely different vibe.

I'm listening to a track on repeat, funny enough from the Sims 1 soundtrack, but it's profoundly evocative.

Not only with the motifs, progression and melodies, but also its name, If You Really See Eurydice.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Holy sideways fuck sticks laying in a 50 gallon cowboy hat, I think this might be the most impressive thing I have ever seen. (I’m obviously not talking about Marriam-Webster’s first definition of impressive here)

www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
mysafespace
We're Democrats in the House and Senate. We love DEI, transgender for everyone, healthcare for illegals and shutting down the government! We couldn't care less if our military gets paid or Americans' ...
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November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Costco sells this brand of peaches here in Seattle and I bought some just last week

Unfortunately I threw out the container for my peaches and didn’t look at either the lot number or the location of harvest, so lol this could be problematic.

www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
Moonlight Companies Voluntarily Recalls California-Grown Conventional Yellow and White Peaches Because of Possible Health Risk
October 29, 2025 – Moonlight Companies is voluntarily recalling California-grown conventional yellow and white peaches because they have the potential to be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, a...
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October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
she says she loves you

but she can't love me?!

BUT I LOVE YOUUUUUU 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Holy good mother of God this lineplot with the projection took me two hours to code. Deceptively simple. i had to completely reorganize and restructure the sequence of steps to make it work but it’s finally done jesus

Taking pic with phone cuz cbf to screenshot on a work computer lol
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I can feel my dad energy exponentially rising, for tonight I am drinking a beer with dinner
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i am about |---| this fucking close to blowing a blood vessel at how many of these fucking ai narrated chatgpt generated stock video eye stim shit ass videos are on youtube

i am becoming more and more anti-gen ai every fucking second i have to spend watching this absolute shitty slop
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
On another topic, stocks are truly fucking arbitrary.

Absolutely gargantuan AWS outage has absolutely no perceptible or lasting impact on Amazon stock—the stock is still a very net positive increase since opening today.
Even premarket when it fell ~1%, currently it’s net up 1.3%
October 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Lmfao yeah sure, “down for maintenance” in the middle of the workday on a Monday sounds like truly excellent zero-downtime upgrade and maintenance planning, completelyyyyyy unrelated to the hilariously huge AWS outage today.
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I understand the delays, but I’d really, really, reallyyyy rather not wait 7 days for my bank transfer to clear, so I can get right to investing.

There are some things I want to get onboard right heccin now and the potential is huge.
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I was clearing this folder to which telegram desktop saves files. I got massively distracted re-living and re-learning wtf I was doing here

Apparently I was deriving the weibull distribution from the hazard and survival functions.

Statistical Theory was definitely one of the classes of all time.
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ah yes, another demonstration of the fragility of our entire global infrastructure, dependent on only a few companies not shitting the bed.

I wonder if people in congress could ever get their head out of their asses to make some laws to strengthen technical infrastructure. That would be nice.
October 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know that life can be busy, love.

But you make time for the ones you love.

It's only right, it's what I deserve, love.
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
got so much in the zone with music that the 4 warnings of critically low battery wasn't enough to pull me away, and what finally broke it was the mouse straight up dying. Iiiii think it's time to go to bed. Already stayed up an hour past my bedtime whoops
October 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Got this random spam message this morning.

To say this sounds suspicious is one of the biggest euphemisms in a while. I’m thinking exploitive stuff, abuse of minors, etcetera.
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my brain is so fricken cooked I flat refuse to work on this project anymore today.

there are so many parts that are like 92% similar to what I did in previous code blocks, but that 8% difference requires me to write completely different code that keeps getting crossed and run together in my head
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Finished another round of photo edits and the best way to describe their vibe is "Nostalgia."

How perfect that all the music playing in the background is also very peaceful and nostalgic :33
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
13:20 2-mile run woooo

Burning off all these extra calories from the yuge amount of ice cream I’ve been eating lately, though I know later today I’ll just eat even more ice cream anyway. Eternal struggle!!!
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM