Caro Townsend
@carotown.bsky.social
Writer, bird/history/horror enthusiast
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
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Zohran!!! Hope is such a strange feeling
a man in a suit and tie is holding a tissue in his hand
Alt: Stephen Colbert is holding a tissue in his hand crying mascara tears
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Zohran!!! Hope is such a strange feeling
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Hope Maine’s favorite son approves!
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hope Maine’s favorite son approves!
Light in the darkness - Vidiots and Scream Factory screening of the rambunctious horror classic Piranha - introduced by the man himself, Joe Dante - warm, witty, wise and cool af. Thank you @vidiots.bsky.social !!!
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Light in the darkness - Vidiots and Scream Factory screening of the rambunctious horror classic Piranha - introduced by the man himself, Joe Dante - warm, witty, wise and cool af. Thank you @vidiots.bsky.social !!!
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How Arjen Lubach (Dutch late night talk show host) reacts to Kimmel being canceled by Trump
September 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How Arjen Lubach (Dutch late night talk show host) reacts to Kimmel being canceled by Trump
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and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
Cancelled Hulu - as proof of my devotion to free speech, I am forgoing the finale of Alien:Earth aka the Timothy Olyphant Show.
a man wearing sunglasses is talking to a woman and the word outstanding is on the bottom
Alt: Timothy Olyphant in Perfect Getaway, wearing sunglasses, talking to a woman, the word outstanding at the bottom - a word which always describes Timothy Olyphant
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Cancelled Hulu - as proof of my devotion to free speech, I am forgoing the finale of Alien:Earth aka the Timothy Olyphant Show.
Happy Sam Neill Birthday to all who celebrate! (This should be a global holiday)
September 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Sam Neill Birthday to all who celebrate! (This should be a global holiday)
Rule of thumb - anyone who states that MLK was “awful” is/was a dick.
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
Alt: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Rule of thumb - anyone who states that MLK was “awful” is/was a dick.
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They are so fucking good at gaslighting, it never ceases to amaze.
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They are so fucking good at gaslighting, it never ceases to amaze.
This is a public service announcement - if #CMAT comes to your city, for fecks sake, go see her! She, and the Sexy CMAT Band, are a shot of pure joy! (Also, opening act Tele Novella is delightful!)
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is a public service announcement - if #CMAT comes to your city, for fecks sake, go see her! She, and the Sexy CMAT Band, are a shot of pure joy! (Also, opening act Tele Novella is delightful!)
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
Just watched @joshgondelman.bsky.social special on YouTube, Positive Reinforcement and you should too! You will cherish it, I promise!
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just watched @joshgondelman.bsky.social special on YouTube, Positive Reinforcement and you should too! You will cherish it, I promise!
The Herring Era Museum in Siglufjödur Iceland - absolutely fascinating and taught me the phrase “The Volatile Herring and the Predictable Cod”
what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum
for me possibly the ramen museum
more museums should provide fries at the end tbh
August 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Herring Era Museum in Siglufjödur Iceland - absolutely fascinating and taught me the phrase “The Volatile Herring and the Predictable Cod”
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i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.
Lando-ass has entered my vocabulary
lando-ass college presidents all over the place rn
July 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Lando-ass has entered my vocabulary
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your phone without comment.
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your phone without comment.
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This is Goose. He's here to perform his own rendition of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. 13/10 please enjoy
July 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is Goose. He's here to perform his own rendition of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. 13/10 please enjoy
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PBS Passport starts at $5/month and gives you access to all their programming, not to mention, your donation helps make up for this cruel and racist administration. Do it if you can!
July 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
PBS Passport starts at $5/month and gives you access to all their programming, not to mention, your donation helps make up for this cruel and racist administration. Do it if you can!
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We can all submit hot tips to @nytimes.com ! I let them know a paper of record was smearing a scandal free progressive with the help of a known eugenicist. You can too!
July 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We can all submit hot tips to @nytimes.com ! I let them know a paper of record was smearing a scandal free progressive with the help of a known eugenicist. You can too!
WeRateDogs pulled me back from the brink of despair over this latest batch of fresh hell. Good boys! (And girls)
June 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
WeRateDogs pulled me back from the brink of despair over this latest batch of fresh hell. Good boys! (And girls)