Being a ho is expensive
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Being a ho is expensive
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In Monterey, CA, anything is possible.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In Monterey, CA, anything is possible.
If you text me that you have a question to ask me instead of just asking the question I will destroy you
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you text me that you have a question to ask me instead of just asking the question I will destroy you
The only place I can smoke a joint is on the street so I might be the neighborhood tweaker
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The only place I can smoke a joint is on the street so I might be the neighborhood tweaker
I can improvise a staff meeting like nobody’s business
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can improvise a staff meeting like nobody’s business
I made it to 36 before being invited to my first wedding or baby shower
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I made it to 36 before being invited to my first wedding or baby shower
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Opulence is a drug!
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Opulence is a drug!
I’m incapable of doing only one thing at a time
October 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m incapable of doing only one thing at a time
I always buy Prosecco by the case
October 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I always buy Prosecco by the case
Shelby and I love to spread gossip about all our neighbors
October 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Shelby and I love to spread gossip about all our neighbors
I’m afraid my days of being punctual are long behind me
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m afraid my days of being punctual are long behind me
I’d be so much more productive if boys didn’t exist
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’d be so much more productive if boys didn’t exist
Costco sells calzones in their food court now so that’s how I’m spending my Friday night
October 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Costco sells calzones in their food court now so that’s how I’m spending my Friday night
If you don’t unpack the trips not over
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you don’t unpack the trips not over
Halloween costumes always intimidate me because I have to pull off both a Normie look and a slutty look for gay Halloween
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Halloween costumes always intimidate me because I have to pull off both a Normie look and a slutty look for gay Halloween
Every day I get gayer and gayer and get closer to reaching my full potential
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Every day I get gayer and gayer and get closer to reaching my full potential
My best advice for networking is to be gay
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My best advice for networking is to be gay
The Montergays show up in crocks and sweats and dominate the dance floor
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Montergays show up in crocks and sweats and dominate the dance floor
Real Zynners know how to rip the lid off a canister with great finesse
September 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Real Zynners know how to rip the lid off a canister with great finesse
I’m back in my bachelor era
September 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I’m back in my bachelor era
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When someone grabs my ass at the club
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When someone grabs my ass at the club
Ok my entire personality is now being a golf caddy
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok my entire personality is now being a golf caddy
I’m straight again
August 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m straight again
I like to dress masc and then douse myself in glitter
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I like to dress masc and then douse myself in glitter
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I am on Zyn and it’s awesome.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am on Zyn and it’s awesome.