Bob Kostic
@causticbob.bsky.social
Me: You wanna watch the baseball game with me?
Teen daughter: No. I don't like baseball.
Me: I didn't like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.
Teen daughter: No. I don't like baseball.
Me: I didn't like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Me: You wanna watch the baseball game with me?
Teen daughter: No. I don't like baseball.
Me: I didn't like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.
Teen daughter: No. I don't like baseball.
Me: I didn't like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.
My entire life can be summed up in one sentence.
"Well, that didn't fucking go as planned."
"Well, that didn't fucking go as planned."
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My entire life can be summed up in one sentence.
"Well, that didn't fucking go as planned."
"Well, that didn't fucking go as planned."
URGENT APPEAL: This Christmas we're asking people on Benefits to donate £10 per month to help the working families across the UK.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
URGENT APPEAL: This Christmas we're asking people on Benefits to donate £10 per month to help the working families across the UK.
Have you ever wondered if your money was in a stripper's thong?
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Have you ever wondered if your money was in a stripper's thong?
must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW.
Loads of other motorists have signaled that they plan on having a wank later.
Loads of other motorists have signaled that they plan on having a wank later.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
must look really sexy in my new convertible BMW.
Loads of other motorists have signaled that they plan on having a wank later.
Loads of other motorists have signaled that they plan on having a wank later.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Guess who came crawling back?
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Guess who came crawling back?
y new girlfriend said I should buy her some flowers.
I said why spend money on something that's going to be dead in a few days?
I said why spend money on something that's going to be dead in a few days?
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
y new girlfriend said I should buy her some flowers.
I said why spend money on something that's going to be dead in a few days?
I said why spend money on something that's going to be dead in a few days?
Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]:
SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI
Me: Ok let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]:
SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]:
SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI
Me: Ok let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]:
SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give him a dingy and he'll be in hotel accommodation and raping kids
Give him a dingy and he'll be in hotel accommodation and raping kids
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give him a dingy and he'll be in hotel accommodation and raping kids
Give him a dingy and he'll be in hotel accommodation and raping kids
Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.
That makes me sick.
That makes me sick.
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission.
That makes me sick.
That makes me sick.
My new love interest told me she's had enough of my CB obsession and is refusing to take my calls. I think its over, over.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My new love interest told me she's had enough of my CB obsession and is refusing to take my calls. I think its over, over.
Growing old has learned me that you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Growing old has learned me that you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Grace Richardson has become the first openly gay Miss England. She clinched it in the Dungarees round.
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Grace Richardson has become the first openly gay Miss England. She clinched it in the Dungarees round.
A naked man broke into a church.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A naked man broke into a church.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
What does a hot dog use for protection? Condiments.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What does a hot dog use for protection? Condiments.
A single man knows why he's single.
A single woman has 47 theories and none of them involve her
A single woman has 47 theories and none of them involve her
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A single man knows why he's single.
A single woman has 47 theories and none of them involve her
A single woman has 47 theories and none of them involve her
I met a woman who said she loved a good 12 inches.
She had a foot fetish.
She had a foot fetish.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I met a woman who said she loved a good 12 inches.
She had a foot fetish.
She had a foot fetish.
I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Sky News: Man jailed for keeping eight people enslaved in London car wash.
The only surprise here is how clean these people probably are now!
The only surprise here is how clean these people probably are now!
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sky News: Man jailed for keeping eight people enslaved in London car wash.
The only surprise here is how clean these people probably are now!
The only surprise here is how clean these people probably are now!
If Nigel Farage is supposed to be such a racist, how come his attendance record is the same as a black father?
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If Nigel Farage is supposed to be such a racist, how come his attendance record is the same as a black father?
MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS...
THE SUPREME COURT IS JUST LIKE A REGULAR COURT, BUT IT HAS SOUR CREAM AND TOMATOES.
THE SUPREME COURT IS JUST LIKE A REGULAR COURT, BUT IT HAS SOUR CREAM AND TOMATOES.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS...
THE SUPREME COURT IS JUST LIKE A REGULAR COURT, BUT IT HAS SOUR CREAM AND TOMATOES.
THE SUPREME COURT IS JUST LIKE A REGULAR COURT, BUT IT HAS SOUR CREAM AND TOMATOES.
It's fair to say that Rachel Reeves has produced a budget for working people.
To pay for.
To pay for.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's fair to say that Rachel Reeves has produced a budget for working people.
To pay for.
To pay for.