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chaos elmo
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A Igreja Universal embolsou R$ 47,5 bilhões em quatro anos e meio só em doações bancárias.

Mas tem mais: esse número vem de investigadores de combate à lavagem de dinheiro do Ministério Público de SP.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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State of the fucking quotes. Americans are the touchiest cunts on earth considering they are so sure they live in the greatest country ever.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
o último parágrafo tá excelente 😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
e já é a segunda versão, no vídeo que saiu ontem ele disse que foi por "curiosidade" e que começou a cagada no "final da tarde"
O Ungulado mandou um "foi mal, tava doidão quando meti o ferro de solda na tornozeleira" ahahahhahahha
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
excelente
🔴 BOLSONARO PRESO - A THREAD
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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SIM 🎉🎊'🥳🎈🎁🥂🍾✨🎆🎇🪅🚓
O Bolsonaro está preso?
Sim
obolsonaroestapreso.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Alguém sabe me dizer se ele disse isso mesmo?
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
essa foto tá espetacular
🚨🔥 🇧🇷🇺🇸 AGORA | EUA RETIRAM SOBRETAXA DE 40% SOBRE OS PRODUTOS AGRÍCOLAS DO BRASIL

Casa Branca afirma que os produtos “não devem mais estar sujeitos à alíquota adicional de 40%” imposta em julho pelo líder estadunidense. Técnicos do Departamento de Estado afirmaram que não há mais justificativa.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
segunda-feira normal
hoje eu queria muito ter condições de mandar tudo pro caralho
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile." YES
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The AI industry wants us to believe AI superintelligence is the real threat from generative AI.

But that narrative was crafted to distract from the many ways genAI is being used to tear our societies apart, as we saw this week when a deepfake video rocked the Irish election. It must be reined in.
Generative AI is a societal disaster
Governments are deluding themselves into believing investment justifies allowing AI to upend society
disconnect.blog
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
a importância do jornalismo: agora eu já estou devidamente informado que a coça foi justificada
O outro lado da história do professor que tirou o celular da aluna e foi agredido é digno de roteiro de série:

Uma aluna acusou o professor de ter um histórico terrível, de ter tirado foto de alunas, ameaçar, churrasco na sala pra comemorar a vitória do Bolsonaro etc.
www.tiktok.com/@mihpinh/vid...
aconteceu hoje, dia 20/10. até quando professores continuarão saindo impunes mesmo tendo esse tipo de conduta? #fy #foryou #gdf
TikTok video by 🇯🇲
www.tiktok.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
right on fucking point, man
Supporting Palestine on college campuses: “Anti-semitism!”

30-year old Young Republicans posting “I love Hitler” in group texts: “Boys will be boys.”
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Nobel da Paz é uma espécie de Criança Esperança pra liberal
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I love that we live in a world where we're all supposed to now praise Trump for his peace-making and ignore the fact that at least 20,000 Palestinians have been killed on his watch, with bombs & bullets - & rhetorical support! - that he supplied to Israel.
That's all erased now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Your smartphone manufacturer doesn't think you deserve 1st or 4th amendment rights.
www.404media.co/apple-banned...
Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses
Eyes Up's purpose is to "preserve evidence until it can be used in court." But it has been swept up in Apple's crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.
www.404media.co
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Visitamos a praia que Israel construiu sobre mortos palestinos. O balneário de Dor é um disputado ponto turístico no verão israelense – mas esconde uma história de massacre.
October 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM