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Storyteller & Scatterbrained Cinephile in SATX #SWU Pilot @reelones.bsky.social host • Episode 3 OUT NOW! Evolve PR — https://linktr.ee/charleswritenow

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Nov 14

My Bluesky account will be mostly dedicated to telling the story of how I become a novelist (sorry for the spoiler).

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Nov 14

I'm Charles Jr. Greetings :)

Storytelling is my passion and I dream of being a novelist.

a man in a suit and tie says you know i m something of an author myself

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you know i m something of an author myself

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Aug 29

I'm gonna try something a little (lot) ridiculous. As is customary, if I flabbergast at least one person with it, I will be happy. If I can flabbergast 10 people tho? Ooooooo. Fun fun.

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 29

Project Elsewhere (novel)

Word count: 11,625 (previous 2,602)

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 29

Thanks!

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 29

Thank you!!!

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 28

Significant word count update coming today too 😈

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 28

Thank you Natalie ❤️❤️❤️

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 28

Feel free to slide some bucks I can pin to my shirt 👀

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 28

I'm the big 37 today 🎉. Last day of vacation before getting back to work. Been in my head quite a bit the last week but there's conviction around my next steps.

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Shut Up @35mmpapi.com · Jul 14

I’ma go the other way. It’s exhilarating. Especially if she’s still your crush after you bagged her.

biblically accurate angel @er-i-kuh.bsky.social · Jul 14

Having a crush is so embarrassing

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 14

Of course Larry King is right on this

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Brad Gallaway @bradgallaway.bsky.social · Jul 13

Friend of mine is writing a book about videogames... He's in need of a good editor.

It's a paid gig -- if any freelancers are available and have the chops to do this sort of work on a professional level, hit me up with your particulars.

And if not you bt you know someone, please spread the word!

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 14

a woman in a black coat is walking on a wet sidewalk .

ALT: a woman in a black coat is walking on a wet sidewalk .

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“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · Jul 13

Unhinged and the best commercial maker of our time.

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 14

How'd you pull off being both Bishop and Revolver Choc-o-lot (Ocelot)

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 14

🔥🔥

Lee @cleverleedope.bsky.social · Jul 13

The Wailing (2016) is everything most horror films try to be: engaging (you can't look away), mysterious, and thoroughly fucking terrifying. I know this word is over used, but I think it's a masterpiece. If you haven't seen it, don't look up ANYTHING about it (not even stills), just watch it.

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

Can they speak for everyone? No, they can speak only for themselves. If they are attempting to frame it as speaking for everyone, they are seeking a response. Ignore it and move on.

Engage if you are close to the person and doing so for fun.

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

Don't assume it is a blanket statement that illicits a challenge for you to jump into. Assume the "for me." Assume people posting for themselves are posting for themselves.

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

I recommend you not do that going forward, especially with people you're not close to personally. But truly, good rule to just not.

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

This gets tossed your way a good bit, el capitan

Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

You responded as if correcting their post, which is from their perspective and has nothing to do with you, while also adding in a general rude assumption that suggests the statement wouldn't be made if they were from a better family. There ya go.

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

I see you still have that gift for summoning RIDICULOUS people 😔

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Jeffrey Rousseau @jrpotential.bsky.social · Jul 13

Yeah, Chains & Whips is my favorite song off Let God Sort Em Out.

What's your favorite song off the new Clipse album?

youtu.be/P-9aHIcg1Vc?...

Clipse, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T, Malice - Chains & Whips (Official Lyric Video)

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Writer (Parody) @charleswritenow.bsky.social · Jul 13

Ooooo BUDDY this song is fire but it would have hit WAY different if I listened to it two days sooner.