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OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED ADDERALL FOR MY ADHD SO BAD I JUST WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 10 HOURS LATER BEFORE BED AND I LEFT THE OVEN ON THE WHOLE TIME
they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED ADDERALL FOR MY ADHD SO BAD I JUST WENT INTO THE KITCHEN 10 HOURS LATER BEFORE BED AND I LEFT THE OVEN ON THE WHOLE TIME
lol oops taking off the top of the Italian seasoning bottle was a mistake
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lol oops taking off the top of the Italian seasoning bottle was a mistake
that moment you forget to put steel on the bus and you need to blue science
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
that moment you forget to put steel on the bus and you need to blue science
they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
they substituted my frozen meat pizza for cheese so I'm making this shit count
Y'all I might be fucked.
Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.
I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.
Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.
I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Y'all I might be fucked.
Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.
I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.
Overnight a really, really REALLY bad leak sprung, literally seeping out of my floorboards, even after turning the water off with a drainkey.
I don't know if my landlord is going to fix this because my insurance does NOT cover this kinda damage.
legend has it if you take estrogen with lemonade you'll be visited by queen blahaj and she will bestow upon you an unlimited supply
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
legend has it if you take estrogen with lemonade you'll be visited by queen blahaj and she will bestow upon you an unlimited supply
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April 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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isn't that what politicians do?
to shoot hot air with accuracy
May 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
isn't that what politicians do?
actually.. why are guns shaped as hair dryers?
April 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
actually.. why are guns shaped as hair dryers?
why are hair dryers shaped as guns
April 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
why are hair dryers shaped as guns
currently drinking vodka spiked milos lemonade as one of my developers just managed to setup a working nixos kubernetes cluster in 20 minutes when we couldn't get it truly working perfectly for years
April 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
currently drinking vodka spiked milos lemonade as one of my developers just managed to setup a working nixos kubernetes cluster in 20 minutes when we couldn't get it truly working perfectly for years
happy easter everybody!! 🌸
April 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
happy easter everybody!! 🌸
anyways its 2:30 in the morning and I have to sleep so goodnight everyone zzz
April 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
anyways its 2:30 in the morning and I have to sleep so goodnight everyone zzz
I refrigerate peanut butter
April 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I refrigerate peanut butter
I had a dream, that I knew things, things that if I said publicly, would better the world while making my life unlivable, then I realized, that's not a dream, and that's the reality I live in.
I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.
I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.
April 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I had a dream, that I knew things, things that if I said publicly, would better the world while making my life unlivable, then I realized, that's not a dream, and that's the reality I live in.
I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.
I walk a fine line between legality and morality, and I'm starting to question its necessity.
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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
1/3
1/3
February 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
1/3
1/3
making a birthday cake for me 🎂
March 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
making a birthday cake for me 🎂
how can I be this dyslexic while ordering two of these ONLINE, how does this even happen??
March 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
how can I be this dyslexic while ordering two of these ONLINE, how does this even happen??
y'all sliding down a wooden floor hallway in socks is gonna be what kills me it's so fun
March 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
y'all sliding down a wooden floor hallway in socks is gonna be what kills me it's so fun
This is a fucking crime scene
February 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is a fucking crime scene
HOLY HELL THAT'S BIG
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
HOLY HELL THAT'S BIG
