Hog Boy Intl.
@chimer.bsky.social
Fat boys will inherit the earth
18+ only
18+ only
At least the paint fumes keep me company
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At least the paint fumes keep me company
I'm so tired. there's still three walls and a whole bedroom to go. There's paint in my foreskin
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm so tired. there's still three walls and a whole bedroom to go. There's paint in my foreskin
plumber is running half an hour late. people don't want to work anymore
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
plumber is running half an hour late. people don't want to work anymore
my power has grown exponentially in 2025. by 2027 I'll be heading the UN
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my power has grown exponentially in 2025. by 2027 I'll be heading the UN
with every surface I make perfectly even with mortar. with every wall I successfully paint. I become stronger
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
with every surface I make perfectly even with mortar. with every wall I successfully paint. I become stronger
I can build my dream home I just need an empty lot and five years studying victorian architecture
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I can build my dream home I just need an empty lot and five years studying victorian architecture
me getting manic: I can install light switches. I can set up a washing machine. I know how to paint a wall. I could build my own house from scratch
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
me getting manic: I can install light switches. I can set up a washing machine. I know how to paint a wall. I could build my own house from scratch
this might be my stupidest idea yet but i'm so excited. i love this shit
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this might be my stupidest idea yet but i'm so excited. i love this shit
Damn this place really is dead. I think I'll just delete my account
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Damn this place really is dead. I think I'll just delete my account
i'm going to grad school. bitch
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i'm going to grad school. bitch
I have to pack all my shit today while waiting for the results to come out. how sober do I need to be for this
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have to pack all my shit today while waiting for the results to come out. how sober do I need to be for this
I made spaghetti because i'm nerbous
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I made spaghetti because i'm nerbous
Only 32 hours left and I'll know if I made it into the master's program or not.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Only 32 hours left and I'll know if I made it into the master's program or not.
At some point he asked me how long ive been working out for. Cause I looked strong. And there was no malice or intent in his voice at all & I was like haha let me grab this plywood panel and break eye contact
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
At some point he asked me how long ive been working out for. Cause I looked strong. And there was no malice or intent in his voice at all & I was like haha let me grab this plywood panel and break eye contact
Spent all evening moving furniture to my neighbor's apartment... We smoked a joint and I watched him play HOI4 because we locked ourselves out of my apartment. It was nice in his room and kinda dark and I was playing with his dog. and then his wife came home and I was like 🙂 Heyy I got locked out.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Spent all evening moving furniture to my neighbor's apartment... We smoked a joint and I watched him play HOI4 because we locked ourselves out of my apartment. It was nice in his room and kinda dark and I was playing with his dog. and then his wife came home and I was like 🙂 Heyy I got locked out.
my own toolbox... Screwdrivers that I bought with my own money & didn't borrow from my mom... chatting with the hardware store attendant about paint rollers... i'm a real adult now
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
my own toolbox... Screwdrivers that I bought with my own money & didn't borrow from my mom... chatting with the hardware store attendant about paint rollers... i'm a real adult now
My screwdrivers & screws & rivets & assorted tools reached critical mass so I bought a toolbox to organize them... and as I was sorting small bits according to length and function I realized i've become a man
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My screwdrivers & screws & rivets & assorted tools reached critical mass so I bought a toolbox to organize them... and as I was sorting small bits according to length and function I realized i've become a man
disassembling furniture is so relaxing actually. I feel like i'm reaching nirvana pulling this closet apart- who's putting fat fetishist content on my timeline
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
disassembling furniture is so relaxing actually. I feel like i'm reaching nirvana pulling this closet apart- who's putting fat fetishist content on my timeline
God I wish I could teleport furniture. I hate moving so much
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
God I wish I could teleport furniture. I hate moving so much
I found the reference material for my Latin classes... I could go through it as a refresher and try to read my copy of Hesiod's Theogony. For fun
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I found the reference material for my Latin classes... I could go through it as a refresher and try to read my copy of Hesiod's Theogony. For fun
you can tell I was nervous by how hunched and red i looked
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
you can tell I was nervous by how hunched and red i looked
I get severance pay...? 3K?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I get severance pay...? 3K?!
i love rosalía's new album but its hard to listen to it in public and act like i'm not having a religious experience.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i love rosalía's new album but its hard to listen to it in public and act like i'm not having a religious experience.