Captain Daddy
@choster.bsky.social
They/them
DM means dungeon master, so unless your DMs drop loot, they are safe from me
DM means dungeon master, so unless your DMs drop loot, they are safe from me
Bucket list items for today:
- autonomously landed a 188 ft booster on an ocean-going platform *check*
- successfully deployed a payload destined for Mars *check*
Woot!
- autonomously landed a 188 ft booster on an ocean-going platform *check*
- successfully deployed a payload destined for Mars *check*
Woot!
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Bucket list items for today:
- autonomously landed a 188 ft booster on an ocean-going platform *check*
- successfully deployed a payload destined for Mars *check*
Woot!
- autonomously landed a 188 ft booster on an ocean-going platform *check*
- successfully deployed a payload destined for Mars *check*
Woot!
Sending a payload to Mars would fix me
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sending a payload to Mars would fix me
Mmm... pear and almond cream puff pastry baskets.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Mmm... pear and almond cream puff pastry baskets.
The launch window for New Glenn 2 opens at 2:45 EST on Sunday, with a backup window at 2:40 EST on Monday.
If you're interested in watching, I recommend checking in about 30 minutes before the launch window opens to see how things are progressing.
If you're interested in watching, I recommend checking in about 30 minutes before the launch window opens to see how things are progressing.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The launch window for New Glenn 2 opens at 2:45 EST on Sunday, with a backup window at 2:40 EST on Monday.
If you're interested in watching, I recommend checking in about 30 minutes before the launch window opens to see how things are progressing.
If you're interested in watching, I recommend checking in about 30 minutes before the launch window opens to see how things are progressing.
A cup of coffee would fix me
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A cup of coffee would fix me
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
Why are all'y'all watching baseball?
Y'all know it doesn't exist if no one is looking, right?
Y'all know it doesn't exist if no one is looking, right?
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why are all'y'all watching baseball?
Y'all know it doesn't exist if no one is looking, right?
Y'all know it doesn't exist if no one is looking, right?
Check out these wild ass shaggy mane shrooms in my yard!
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Check out these wild ass shaggy mane shrooms in my yard!
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🎶I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my Totenkopf on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt🎶
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my Totenkopf on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt🎶
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my Totenkopf on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt🎶
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my Totenkopf on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt🎶
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH
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October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dinner is served... cod pipérade, croquetas de pollo, gratin dauphinois, and roast asparagus.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dinner is served... cod pipérade, croquetas de pollo, gratin dauphinois, and roast asparagus.
In spite of all the atrocities, baguettes...
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In spite of all the atrocities, baguettes...
m.imdb.com/title/tt3760...
Very much a meh out of five stars for us.
Enjoyed the series as something lightweight for distracted viewing right up until the last cooking scene in the second to last episode. Recommend just stopping there if you get that far.
1/🧵
Very much a meh out of five stars for us.
Enjoyed the series as something lightweight for distracted viewing right up until the last cooking scene in the second to last episode. Recommend just stopping there if you get that far.
1/🧵
Bon Appétit, Your Majesty (TV Series 2025) ⭐ 8.2 | Drama, Fantasy, History
1h 20m | TV-14
m.imdb.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
m.imdb.com/title/tt3760...
Very much a meh out of five stars for us.
Enjoyed the series as something lightweight for distracted viewing right up until the last cooking scene in the second to last episode. Recommend just stopping there if you get that far.
1/🧵
Very much a meh out of five stars for us.
Enjoyed the series as something lightweight for distracted viewing right up until the last cooking scene in the second to last episode. Recommend just stopping there if you get that far.
1/🧵
Mmm... babka happened today
September 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Mmm... babka happened today
I wonder if it is too soon to talk about common sense gun control.
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I wonder if it is too soon to talk about common sense gun control.
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Ebook sale ends today, so giveaway time! Get the House ebook anywhere, send me proof, and you’re in! Giving away a signed copy of TEOTWAWKI. Picking a winner at 10pm.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CP...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CP...
September 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Ebook sale ends today, so giveaway time! Get the House ebook anywhere, send me proof, and you’re in! Giving away a signed copy of TEOTWAWKI. Picking a winner at 10pm.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CP...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CP...
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
September 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
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The whiplash between "creepy half catbus eyeball monster" to "lil tentacle fren" tho, amiright?
September 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The whiplash between "creepy half catbus eyeball monster" to "lil tentacle fren" tho, amiright?
name a film that always cheers you up
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
name a film that always cheers you up
Wiggle it, just a little bit, would have been fine if it weren't the keystone holding the whole cathedral together.
Pouring some sugar on me was, quite frankly, a nightmare, considering the ants.
Building this city on rock and roll was a huge engineering blunder.
August 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wiggle it, just a little bit, would have been fine if it weren't the keystone holding the whole cathedral together.
