Chris Brain
@chrisbrain.bsky.social
Comedian:
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
Least successful winner of the Billy T Award.
The Hardliest Working Man In Showbiz.
Huge ego. Low self-esteem.
WARNING! DANGEE WILL ROBINSON!
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
WARNING! DANGEE WILL ROBINSON!
Fun Fact: For in the 1980's Hypervigilance was clinically know as "What the fuck you looking at, cun't!?!?"
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fun Fact: For in the 1980's Hypervigilance was clinically know as "What the fuck you looking at, cun't!?!?"
Working in my favour was I was never pretty enough to leave a good-looking corpse, or talented enough for anyone to care. #HappyEndOfMovember
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Working in my favour was I was never pretty enough to leave a good-looking corpse, or talented enough for anyone to care. #HappyEndOfMovember
Call me when an AI country music star hacks a ride-on mower to buy booze because its wife hid all his car keys.
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Call me when an AI country music star hacks a ride-on mower to buy booze because its wife hid all his car keys.
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
Call me when AI slop gets sloppy drunk; then I'll engage. #RIPGeorgeJones
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm concentrates walking down the stairs years old.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm concentrates walking down the stairs years old.
I. Am. Homeless.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I. Am. Homeless.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
I live in "transitional housing "
There seems to be zero motivation to move me into anything more secure.
I am the next wave of Auckland CBD begger.
AMCD: Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction youtu.be/v-D-fn-Z04w?...
Bad Religion - "21st Century (Digital Boy)"
YouTube video by Bad Religion
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
AMCD: Bad Religion, Stranger Than Fiction youtu.be/v-D-fn-Z04w?...
I guess that's why they're known as the "Filth."
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I guess that's why they're known as the "Filth."
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Type of cloud?
CumuloCuntis
CumuloCuntis
I'm not smart, but I'm smart enough to know i shouldn't be in charge.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not smart, but I'm smart enough to know i shouldn't be in charge.
Spoiler Alert: The Art Of The Deal wins again.
The livestream of the Booker Prize winner announcement starts in about 40 minutes. Watch it on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKu9...
See the shortlisted titles: my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/the-man-book... ^MT
See the shortlisted titles: my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/the-man-book... ^MT
The Booker Prize 2025 Ceremony Livestream
YouTube video by The Booker Prizes
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Spoiler Alert: The Art Of The Deal wins again.
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.
I could get into heisting. Not cat burglary, though. I'm a more a dog guy and too old to be scaling tall buildings. I crack a smile and I need morphine.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I could get into heisting. Not cat burglary, though. I'm a more a dog guy and too old to be scaling tall buildings. I crack a smile and I need morphine.
AMCD: The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo?...
The Stone Roses - She Bangs the Drums (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
AMCD: The Stone Roses, The Stone Roses youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo?...
AMCD: Violent Femmes, Violent Femmes youtu.be/G89chAA4l8s?...
Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ViolentFemmesVEVO
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
AMCD: Violent Femmes, Violent Femmes youtu.be/G89chAA4l8s?...
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"
How long is sober enough to be taken seriously as a sober person? A day? A week? A month? A year? A decade?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
How long is sober enough to be taken seriously as a sober person? A day? A week? A month? A year? A decade?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
How long is sober enough to believed your sober? A year? A decade? An eon? An eternity. A never?
No I'm in hospital again and I lowkey regret my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No I'm in hospital again and I lowkey regret my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
No I'm in hospital again I lowkey all my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
No I'm in hospital again I lowkey all my recent shittalk. I stand by all of it, but the timing could have been more fortuitous.
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think my lowkey, rise above this, take it on the chin, rebuild a better life may have passed.
Yes, this is my fault and I feel sorry for myself. Both things can be simultaneously true and does not mitigate any of this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yes, this is my fault and I feel sorry for myself. Both things can be simultaneously true and does not mitigate any of this.
So I seem worked up? I fell worked up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So I seem worked up? I fell worked up.
If i seem upset it's probably just one of my undiagnosed skull fractures playing up.
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If i seem upset it's probably just one of my undiagnosed skull fractures playing up.