Chris Parry ⚒️
@chrisjparry.bsky.social
Tired former tweeter. Boss at Equity.Guru and Nation Extreme Wrestling. Emotional support dad. Financial journalist and marketing goon. West Ham United/Altrincham FC.
https://go.bsky.app/UeteAxz
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Chris Parry ⚒️
@chrisjparry.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Rather than telling you to follow me on nothing but trust, I made a Powerpoint deck that should seal the deal.
If that doesn't sell, you NOTHING WILL.
If that doesn't sell, you NOTHING WILL.
Twitter is down so I'm here confirming it's not just me.
Also, hi though!
Also, hi though!
May 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Twitter is down so I'm here confirming it's not just me.
Also, hi though!
Also, hi though!
We're this close to seeing a return to congress people being tarred, feathered, and carried out on a rail.
Damn. That’s deep red empty Wyoming!
Half the state is in there!!!!
Half the state is in there!!!!
Holy shit. This happened last night at the townhall of MAGA Congresswoman Harriet Wageman, who defeated Liz Cheney in deep red Wyoming, where Trump won with over 45%, the biggest margin in the nation.
Give 'em hell.
Give 'em hell.
March 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We're this close to seeing a return to congress people being tarred, feathered, and carried out on a rail.
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Democrats *should* light shit on fire.
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Democrats *should* light shit on fire.
I mean, come on.
1/So, the guy who is supposedly fighting waste & corruption in government just got a $400 mil contract with that same government he’s supposedly overseeing for his trucks that get, let’s just say less than stellar reviews
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/u...
State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks (Gift Article)
The department plans to buy armored Tesla vehicles. Elon Musk, who is leading efforts to cut government spending, has won more than $13 billion in government contracts in the past five years.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I mean, come on.
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Everyone wants to be an owner of a football club, but nobody ever actually makes the call to do so because they assume the price is unobtainable.
Yes, it's possible to be a part owner for mid five-figures.
I've a stake in a Non-League National club, and considering another in an Irish div 2 team.
Yes, it's possible to be a part owner for mid five-figures.
I've a stake in a Non-League National club, and considering another in an Irish div 2 team.
February 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Everyone wants to be an owner of a football club, but nobody ever actually makes the call to do so because they assume the price is unobtainable.
Yes, it's possible to be a part owner for mid five-figures.
I've a stake in a Non-League National club, and considering another in an Irish div 2 team.
Yes, it's possible to be a part owner for mid five-figures.
I've a stake in a Non-League National club, and considering another in an Irish div 2 team.
January 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The current view of Bourbon Street on
@earthcam.bsky.social
@earthcam.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The current view of Bourbon Street on
@earthcam.bsky.social
@earthcam.bsky.social
What the living hell is this syphilitic orange conman talking about right now?
None of these words are factual. They're not even good lies, they're just obvious fantasy he makes up about how awesome he is, and the grifters around him just nod and smile.
None of these words are factual. They're not even good lies, they're just obvious fantasy he makes up about how awesome he is, and the grifters around him just nod and smile.
January 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What the living hell is this syphilitic orange conman talking about right now?
None of these words are factual. They're not even good lies, they're just obvious fantasy he makes up about how awesome he is, and the grifters around him just nod and smile.
None of these words are factual. They're not even good lies, they're just obvious fantasy he makes up about how awesome he is, and the grifters around him just nod and smile.
CNN outraged Snoop Dogg will perform at a party for Trump, Twitter is all warring factions, & honestly all the emotion I can conjure is, "who really gives a fuck."
Will Snoop bring down the price of eggs?
Will he stop babies from being crushed in a bombed Gaza hospital?
What are we even doing?
Will Snoop bring down the price of eggs?
Will he stop babies from being crushed in a bombed Gaza hospital?
What are we even doing?
snoop dogg is wearing sunglasses and a purple robe while saying come on man
ALT: snoop dogg is wearing sunglasses and a purple robe while saying come on man
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
CNN outraged Snoop Dogg will perform at a party for Trump, Twitter is all warring factions, & honestly all the emotion I can conjure is, "who really gives a fuck."
Will Snoop bring down the price of eggs?
Will he stop babies from being crushed in a bombed Gaza hospital?
What are we even doing?
Will Snoop bring down the price of eggs?
Will he stop babies from being crushed in a bombed Gaza hospital?
What are we even doing?
tbf to Pete Hogseth, when Trump nominated him for Secretary of Defense, Trump thought the person in that job would be taking phone calls and dictation, and picking up his laundry.
That said, he'd still be under-qualified.
That said, he'd still be under-qualified.
January 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
tbf to Pete Hogseth, when Trump nominated him for Secretary of Defense, Trump thought the person in that job would be taking phone calls and dictation, and picking up his laundry.
That said, he'd still be under-qualified.
That said, he'd still be under-qualified.
You know when you watch old wild west movies, or play Red Dead: Redemption, & the villain is a Pinkerton?
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You know when you watch old wild west movies, or play Red Dead: Redemption, & the villain is a Pinkerton?
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
They were private police back in the time of Lincoln, specializing in strike breaking & assassinations & were so reviled Congress passed a law stopping them from govt work.
So they still exist /
Calling all Call of Duty players, your next career awaits.
A Ukrainian drone takes down 3 Russian Mavic drones using a shotgun, then fires at a Russian combatant and finishes them off with a grenade.
January 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Calling all Call of Duty players, your next career awaits.
Where was this guy in the first half of the West Ham season?
Led by example up top, ran himself into the ground. And a lot less time spent rolling around pretending to be injured.
A point to prove?
Led by example up top, ran himself into the ground. And a lot less time spent rolling around pretending to be injured.
A point to prove?
Lucas Paquetá won 12 duels against Fulham this evening, the most by a West Ham player in a Premier League match this season.
The Brazilian also won five free kicks, recovered possession seven times and made three tackles - all game-high figures for the Hammers. #WHUFC
The Brazilian also won five free kicks, recovered possession seven times and made three tackles - all game-high figures for the Hammers. #WHUFC
January 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Where was this guy in the first half of the West Ham season?
Led by example up top, ran himself into the ground. And a lot less time spent rolling around pretending to be injured.
A point to prove?
Led by example up top, ran himself into the ground. And a lot less time spent rolling around pretending to be injured.
A point to prove?
Things I hope to see less of in the #PremierLeague in 2025:
1: Players other than Cole Palmer doing the 'that's cold' celebration
2: Lucas Paqueta going down like he's been hit by snipers any time someone steps on the same quadrant of the field as him
3: Tomas Soucek attempting a pass.
#COYI
1: Players other than Cole Palmer doing the 'that's cold' celebration
2: Lucas Paqueta going down like he's been hit by snipers any time someone steps on the same quadrant of the field as him
3: Tomas Soucek attempting a pass.
#COYI
January 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Things I hope to see less of in the #PremierLeague in 2025:
1: Players other than Cole Palmer doing the 'that's cold' celebration
2: Lucas Paqueta going down like he's been hit by snipers any time someone steps on the same quadrant of the field as him
3: Tomas Soucek attempting a pass.
#COYI
1: Players other than Cole Palmer doing the 'that's cold' celebration
2: Lucas Paqueta going down like he's been hit by snipers any time someone steps on the same quadrant of the field as him
3: Tomas Soucek attempting a pass.
#COYI
If you're new to BlueSky and a West Ham United fan looking for other hammers, these starter packs will get you following 220 of your brothers and sisters.
To be included, follow and DM me.
Share with your #WHUFC friends and #COYI
Pack #1: go.bsky.app/UeteAxz
Pack #2: go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
To be included, follow and DM me.
Share with your #WHUFC friends and #COYI
Pack #1: go.bsky.app/UeteAxz
Pack #2: go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
January 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If you're new to BlueSky and a West Ham United fan looking for other hammers, these starter packs will get you following 220 of your brothers and sisters.
To be included, follow and DM me.
Share with your #WHUFC friends and #COYI
Pack #1: go.bsky.app/UeteAxz
Pack #2: go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
To be included, follow and DM me.
Share with your #WHUFC friends and #COYI
Pack #1: go.bsky.app/UeteAxz
Pack #2: go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
West Ham right side tactics:
First half: Kudus and Summerville, high block
Second half: Coufal and Wann-Bissaka, low block
Potter not messing about.
First half: Kudus and Summerville, high block
Second half: Coufal and Wann-Bissaka, low block
Potter not messing about.
a man is standing in front of a brick wall .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a brick wall .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
West Ham right side tactics:
First half: Kudus and Summerville, high block
Second half: Coufal and Wann-Bissaka, low block
Potter not messing about.
First half: Kudus and Summerville, high block
Second half: Coufal and Wann-Bissaka, low block
Potter not messing about.
West Ham manager sacked, as expected, in a classless way, as expected.
Good time to remention I run two West Ham starter packs, both linked in my bio.
200 WHU fans you can follow with two clicks. Good people all.
Here's #2:
go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
Good time to remention I run two West Ham starter packs, both linked in my bio.
200 WHU fans you can follow with two clicks. Good people all.
Here's #2:
go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
January 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
West Ham manager sacked, as expected, in a classless way, as expected.
Good time to remention I run two West Ham starter packs, both linked in my bio.
200 WHU fans you can follow with two clicks. Good people all.
Here's #2:
go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
Good time to remention I run two West Ham starter packs, both linked in my bio.
200 WHU fans you can follow with two clicks. Good people all.
Here's #2:
go.bsky.app/FhK1wiR
Made the error if going back to Twitter to look for info on the California fires,and was immediately beset with MAGA trolls blaming it on DEI, WEF, not raking forests, and laughing at massive loss.
Then, back at BlueSky:
Then, back at BlueSky:
This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10
January 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Made the error if going back to Twitter to look for info on the California fires,and was immediately beset with MAGA trolls blaming it on DEI, WEF, not raking forests, and laughing at massive loss.
Then, back at BlueSky:
Then, back at BlueSky:
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ME: how much does this vacation package cost?
EXPEDIA: $1200
ME: great
EXPEDIA: it’s now $1499
ME: wait what
EXPEDIA: $1743
ME: please stop
EXPEDIA: $2298
ME: Travelocity, can you help me?
TRAVELOCITY (OWNED BY EXPEDIA): hello friend
EXPEDIA: $1200
ME: great
EXPEDIA: it’s now $1499
ME: wait what
EXPEDIA: $1743
ME: please stop
EXPEDIA: $2298
ME: Travelocity, can you help me?
TRAVELOCITY (OWNED BY EXPEDIA): hello friend
January 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: how much does this vacation package cost?
EXPEDIA: $1200
ME: great
EXPEDIA: it’s now $1499
ME: wait what
EXPEDIA: $1743
ME: please stop
EXPEDIA: $2298
ME: Travelocity, can you help me?
TRAVELOCITY (OWNED BY EXPEDIA): hello friend
EXPEDIA: $1200
ME: great
EXPEDIA: it’s now $1499
ME: wait what
EXPEDIA: $1743
ME: please stop
EXPEDIA: $2298
ME: Travelocity, can you help me?
TRAVELOCITY (OWNED BY EXPEDIA): hello friend
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[loud knocking]
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
January 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[loud knocking]
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
“OPEN UP. IT’S THE POLICE!”
Me: Prove it.
“HOW?”
Me: Sing “Roxanne.”
On behalf of Canadians who aren't eager to be the US kleptocracy's next Puerto Rico..
youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg?...
youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg?...
I Am Canadian
YouTube video by Vinko
youtu.be
January 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
On behalf of Canadians who aren't eager to be the US kleptocracy's next Puerto Rico..
youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg?...
youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg?...