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Chris LaMacchia
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"We are not wise, and not very often kind" | Ohio Against the World | Opinions Are My Own
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Duct tape, chicken wire, and hypocrisy.

Malarkey.
By gawd, is that Mike Arace's music?!
#Crew96 game v. Toronto tonight. Big three points in offing for Columbus. Crew coaches/players have been talking about a need for a nastier edge to their game. I'll be columnizing at my new home thedisrespected.com. New posts M-W-F.
The Disrespected
Michael Arace covers pro sports in flyover country. Welcome to Columbus, the Blue Jackets and the Crew.
thedisrespected.com
September 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I haven't seen a Crew team this hesitant to shoot the ball since Bobby Warzycha got fired.
August 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ok so the game isn't worth talking about so lemme ask this question:

Why didn't anyone from #Crew96 do any major advertising for the best watch party idea to land in their lap in the past 10 years?

This place should be more full. So disappointing.
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by Chris LaMacchia
I will V*nmo $19.96 to the first person at the Palace watch party who stands up and yells “I DO NOT LISTEN TO ACES RADIO”

Please provide video evidence. Thank you.
August 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Home away from home for the night. #Cree96
August 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Speaking of Malarkey.
August 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Duct tape, chicken wire, and hypocrisy.

Malarkey.
August 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I've been ejected from the #Crew96 match because a security guard thinks they saw me wave an unapproved flag after being warned about waving an unapproved flag.

The flag in question:
August 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They may only allow one Palestine flag into #crew96 stadium, but allow me to humbly post this link for no reason in particular: www.subsidesports.com/us/kelme-pal...
August 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Palestinian Children's Relief Fund is a great charity, let's all chip in a bit to help the kids who are greatly in need in honor of our new Number 9! #Crew96
Wessam’s here, Columbus! 💛🖤 Make it a MASSIVE welcome on the pitch + off through the PCRF, helping kids in Palestine + across the region. #Crew96:

pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/p...
A MASSIVE Welcome to Wessam Abou Ali
A MASSIVE Welcome to Wessam Abou Ali
pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com
August 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What will it take for HSG to go to the press about their new star player being held up by the US Government because of his ethnicity?

Genuinely curious.

#Crew96
What will it take to change the minds of the people currently saying that this stalled visa process for Wessam Abou Ali is just a normal thing?

Genuinely curious.

#Crew96
August 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sports is an entertainment industry.
August 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Unintended consequence of Leagues Cup: MLS fans absolutely detest LigaMX.
July 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So because the Crew is the away team tonight, this will be the largest ever NorOnTour, right?

Right?!
July 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
July 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I was extremely fortunate to be a part of the #Crew96 Circle of Honor process and honored to take up some space on that hallowed field with those wonderful folks during this weekend's ceremony. I hope I did y'all proud.
July 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by Chris LaMacchia
has been an amazing few years for introverts who would never accept an invitation to a mansion party, a freak off, a private jet ride, or an island retreat
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
According to CNBC, Haslam Sports Group is more valuable than City Football Group. Massive.

www.cnbc.com/2025/07/08/c...
July 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happy 12th anniversary to the #Crew96 fan score debacle.

76.6 is a C, and Cs get degrees, y'all.
July 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Imagine a world where the Columbus Crew is worth nearly a billion dollars. Massive. #Crew96

"HSG sold the shares to the Edwards family, which was already a partner in the team and will now own 30% of the 2023 MLS Cup champions."

www.sportico.com/business/tea...
Columbus Crew Owner Sells Stake in MLS Club at $900M Valuation
Jimmy and Dee Haslam will now own 70% of the 2023 MLS Cup champions via Haslam Sports Group, the parent company for their sports assets.
www.sportico.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Brass Room Key!
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Very interesting final paragraph in the #Crew96 press release about Soccer For All Day:

www.columbuscrew.com/news/columbu...
June 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No one hates us like we hate us.
a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
He's back!
June 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I know it's probably my own character flaw, but when I visit a Jewish deli I kind of expect East Coast expediency. Oh well, Biali!
June 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM