Dan B
@chronomojo.bsky.social
Former banker still in possession of a soul, still a podcaster without a podcast.
https://linktr.ee/chronomojo
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So now that mad men is on HBO, I'm giving it a try for the first time since it was Netflix back when Netflix wasn't ass. The handmaid goes to get some birth control pill and the doctor says it'll be $11 a month, and I said "Jesus Christ!"
My wife asked why. Here's why.
My wife asked why. Here's why.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So now that mad men is on HBO, I'm giving it a try for the first time since it was Netflix back when Netflix wasn't ass. The handmaid goes to get some birth control pill and the doctor says it'll be $11 a month, and I said "Jesus Christ!"
My wife asked why. Here's why.
My wife asked why. Here's why.
Well, I failed to get the labubus because I couldn't pass the captcha of only picking out labubus.
Maybe the secret was to just pick everything like a mom calls all video games Nintendo.
#cardsagainsthumanity
Maybe the secret was to just pick everything like a mom calls all video games Nintendo.
#cardsagainsthumanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Well, I failed to get the labubus because I couldn't pass the captcha of only picking out labubus.
Maybe the secret was to just pick everything like a mom calls all video games Nintendo.
#cardsagainsthumanity
Maybe the secret was to just pick everything like a mom calls all video games Nintendo.
#cardsagainsthumanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cloudflare doesn't seem to be working for cards against humanity's 99% off business.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Cloudflare doesn't seem to be working for cards against humanity's 99% off business.
Disappointing.
Disappointing.
Me: Do you like German food?
Gretchen: You know me (sarcasm for, "I don't like it)."
Me: Oh? Is that because it's the wurst?
Gretchen: You know me (sarcasm for, "I don't like it)."
Me: Oh? Is that because it's the wurst?
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me: Do you like German food?
Gretchen: You know me (sarcasm for, "I don't like it)."
Me: Oh? Is that because it's the wurst?
Gretchen: You know me (sarcasm for, "I don't like it)."
Me: Oh? Is that because it's the wurst?
What an asshole. Imagine thinking "Money For Nothing" hasn't aged well.
Get bent.
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
Get bent.
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
@chronomojo's finished Cross|word
Pay to Play
puzzmo.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What an asshole. Imagine thinking "Money For Nothing" hasn't aged well.
Get bent.
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
Get bent.
puzzmo.com/play/crosswo...
*Comes to a revelation 34 years later*
Heeeeeyyy...
The Dinosaurs theme is the same as King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar....
What a rip.
Heeeeeyyy...
The Dinosaurs theme is the same as King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar....
What a rip.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
*Comes to a revelation 34 years later*
Heeeeeyyy...
The Dinosaurs theme is the same as King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar....
What a rip.
Heeeeeyyy...
The Dinosaurs theme is the same as King Herod's song from Jesus Christ Superstar....
What a rip.
Why is Mutual of Omaha advertising on Saturday Night live?
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why is Mutual of Omaha advertising on Saturday Night live?
You Winsome you lose one.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You Winsome you lose one.
43 minutes to solve a five by five? Get fucked, puzzmo.
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
43 minutes to solve a five by five? Get fucked, puzzmo.
I don't know what I hate more. chat gpt, or the awful chat gpt ads that have been airing the last month or so.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don't know what I hate more. chat gpt, or the awful chat gpt ads that have been airing the last month or so.
Look at that bitch move of mahomes collapsing on the other side of the sideline after being touched in the front and the back.
Start throwing flags on that emeffer and his performative floppy nonsense.
Start throwing flags on that emeffer and his performative floppy nonsense.
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Look at that bitch move of mahomes collapsing on the other side of the sideline after being touched in the front and the back.
Start throwing flags on that emeffer and his performative floppy nonsense.
Start throwing flags on that emeffer and his performative floppy nonsense.
Rough, Blue Jays. I feel for ya.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Rough, Blue Jays. I feel for ya.
What a world series. 😍
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What a world series. 😍
Every time I think I want IHOP, I hop online (NOT a pun), look at their prices, and remember why I stopped eating there fifteen years ago.
The service at my IHOP is also consistently the worst service I've received at any restaurant ever...
No food is THAT good.
And IHOP is mediocre, anyway.
The service at my IHOP is also consistently the worst service I've received at any restaurant ever...
No food is THAT good.
And IHOP is mediocre, anyway.
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Every time I think I want IHOP, I hop online (NOT a pun), look at their prices, and remember why I stopped eating there fifteen years ago.
The service at my IHOP is also consistently the worst service I've received at any restaurant ever...
No food is THAT good.
And IHOP is mediocre, anyway.
The service at my IHOP is also consistently the worst service I've received at any restaurant ever...
No food is THAT good.
And IHOP is mediocre, anyway.
They won't show maniac running around on the field during the #worldseries, but they can't WAIT to get the name and ideals of a mass shooter on the air.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They won't show maniac running around on the field during the #worldseries, but they can't WAIT to get the name and ideals of a mass shooter on the air.
Contestant walks to the back doors with two price tags standing next to the door.
Gretchen: Oh honey, you're not getting a good prize.
Me: Yeah. Game five of the price is right is always a bad prize.
Johnny Olsen: A NEW CAR!
Gretchen: 😳
Me: Huh.
Gretchen: Oh honey, you're not getting a good prize.
Me: Yeah. Game five of the price is right is always a bad prize.
Johnny Olsen: A NEW CAR!
Gretchen: 😳
Me: Huh.
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Contestant walks to the back doors with two price tags standing next to the door.
Gretchen: Oh honey, you're not getting a good prize.
Me: Yeah. Game five of the price is right is always a bad prize.
Johnny Olsen: A NEW CAR!
Gretchen: 😳
Me: Huh.
Gretchen: Oh honey, you're not getting a good prize.
Me: Yeah. Game five of the price is right is always a bad prize.
Johnny Olsen: A NEW CAR!
Gretchen: 😳
Me: Huh.
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So since groakypedoia or whatever the eff it's called seems to be a line for line copy of Wikipedia, Wikipedia should make Paper Street articles to check for copyright infringements.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_s...
#wikipedia #grok #grokipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_s...
#wikipedia #grok #grokipedia
Paper street - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So since groakypedoia or whatever the eff it's called seems to be a line for line copy of Wikipedia, Wikipedia should make Paper Street articles to check for copyright infringements.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_s...
#wikipedia #grok #grokipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_s...
#wikipedia #grok #grokipedia
This may be the greatest text message I've ever sent, along with a pretty good follow up.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This may be the greatest text message I've ever sent, along with a pretty good follow up.
Okay, so now @nytimes.com is just plain old being overt in their ripoff?
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Okay, so now @nytimes.com is just plain old being overt in their ripoff?
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
#nyt #nytimes #newyorktimes #connections #onlyconnect
Gretchen: How old is Toby Keith?
Alexa: If this is a life threatening emergency, please dial 911.
Alexa: If this is a life threatening emergency, please dial 911.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gretchen: How old is Toby Keith?
Alexa: If this is a life threatening emergency, please dial 911.
Alexa: If this is a life threatening emergency, please dial 911.