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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
@clamdove.bsky.social
thon/thon she/her they/them
chronic dumbass, chronic smartass. dni if you dont want to

pfp = hoodie girl by @samcandles.bsky.social
banner = brianne from @wackylesbianhour.com

no promo
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im ≥18

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we will survive. I will survive. YOU will survive
this is not knowledge: i cannot see the future
this is a belief: i choose to believe that i will get through this, because believing otherwise is a self-fulfilling prophecy
this is a command: every day we spend alive is a day we rob them of victory
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you know what the chao races from sonic adventure 2 could use? online gambling sponsorships.
April 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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We deserve a Democratic Party that is willing to fight as hard as we are.

We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.
CALL NOW: Tell Your Democratic Senator It's Time for Chuck Schumer to Step Aside
indivisible.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This has the potential to be one of the greatest controllers ever, assuming they stick the landing on the D pad, and those sticks aren't too uncomfortable to reach.

Imagine using those trackpads to browse desktop mode from your couch? You could drag Simpsons episodes into VLC so easily!
lord in heaven i'm about to bust
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Daydreaming about a 2D Sonic metroidvania where you unlock different characters to swap between (using knuckles to break open walls, tails to fly up to new locations, etc.)
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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if you want my actual advice on the way you quit nicotine, you gotta change the intake method in a big way first. so if you're vaping/smoking, you gotta swap to using like gum or patches instead. the radical change-up alone is a big help in just not letting you stay at your static "comfort" level
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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genuine advice from a bitch who has helped like a Bunch of people reduce or fully quit nicotine

swapping from cigs to vapes full on almost never works for reducing your nicotine intake in my experience. every time ive seen it attempted the intake either stays static or increases actually
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Can confirm this. When i was younger I remember being very interested in Older Games naturally, even got a N64 from my uncle in 2014 which I still have today. And i played classics like Diddy Kong Racing and Pokemon Stadium alongside games on my 3DS. And i played a lot of emulated games obviously
I've always found that kids will just naturally get interested in old games if they're given a reason to. Back in the PS2 days, my younger cousin wanted to play my Mega Drive just because he recognised Toy Story.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the French fries are literally just fried potatoes. Two ingredients.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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That’s the word. Joy. These pricks are absolutely miserable. They are maybe happy with their money, but they don’t know joy. We are wealthier then they ever will be.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my first exposure to any of the beatles was when i was a kid and i kept getting youtube ads of paul saying something like "if slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be vegetarian" and lumping that in with the other annoying youtube ads i had to skip. i think thats extremely funny
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Fanart
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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he looks deranged
a look at Yoshi for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie via Pillsbury shop.topsmarkets.com/store/tops-m...
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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we should do to jkr what we did to kanye. make it so that anytime anyone enjoys what she made, they have to clarify that no, they dont support her as a person
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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every time I'm reminded that mr beast exists, I'm also reminded that his real name is jimmy donaldson, which is 100% the name of that annoying neighbor kid you grew up with who was always sticky and when you went to his house to play video games he had a sega genesis with games you've never heard of
April 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM