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Mark
@cleverpun.bsky.social
LFC, heavy metal and cycling. Some witty word salad to imply depth.
Cat jumped on me and woke me up early saying Into these Redmen, crush the blueshite or mew mew depending how you read it #lfc
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Seun Kuti has a message.
June 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I mean, this is just straight up censorship by the government and the BBC
June 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Giving blood is one of the most rewarding things I’ve done

Book an appointment or register today. You could be someone's lifeline ❤️🙏👇
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June 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
June 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Shamelessly lifted #lfc
The time on the watch? 19:95 I think
April 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Yes Reds…. Graft but the better side won. 13 more points #LFC
April 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
March 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Manifest and Bunch in a day, amazing wine and food in Liverpool
March 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just been to see the excellent #Ghoststories in Liverpool. It was too scary for the lady in the row in front of us who was sick!
March 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
January 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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This is why CEOs don't like the phrase 'work-life balance'.
January 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Enjoying the Darts but looking at scores…”Not seen a worn that terrifying song dune pt2”…
Clearly not watched Tremors
January 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Happy New Year all you lovely #bluesky people
December 31, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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the brick in the nuts guy just got sentenced to two and half years in prison which makes this even funnier 😄
December 23, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I think Grav struggled on Wednesday as Newcastle could swarm him as we didn’t have a more expansive right back. Saturday I think should be back to usual service #lfc
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Wow. This Boris Johnson column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild.
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Gregg Wallace taking charge of his own PR.
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Not played anyone yet
December 1, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Mastertwat.
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Can’t not share this
The gif we've all been waiting for.
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Is rite #lfc
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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So, to go with a first time he lost four then five consecutive games, this is the first time Guardiola has squandered a three-goal lead

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This is jaw-dropping, given what City and Guardiola have been.

There are now real Mourinho 2015-16 vibes, in the sense you think it can’t possibly get worse… but it does.

Now Guardiola’s worst ever run.
November 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
However bad you were affected by the mess at Euston and all the flooding, you didn’t need to travel with a giant purple furry cup.
November 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM