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C_Losr

C_Losr

@closr.bsky.social

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C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 1d

And it’s like he’s intentionally trying to sound like that which makes it worse

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 1d

Something about Braden surprenant’s voice that just makes me angry

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 4d

michael scott from the office says you 're so white

ALT: michael scott from the office says you 're so white

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C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 5d

Mexicans are perfect

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 6d

Another sinister sling

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 6d

$40 billion for Argentina, while millions in the U.S. will face hunger next week when SNAP benefits run out amid the MAGA shutdown.

#FDT #50501Movement #PeoplesMovement

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 6d

My wife: you need to cook more

Also my wife when I’m in the kitchen:
(I am very messy)

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .

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C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 8d

We are all blue jays

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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 9d

Outlet that’s played a major role in ruining sports journalism:

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 9d

Are the Dodgers really ruining baseball? Nope.

Here’s why: http://dlvr.it/TNsWL5

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

lol no one just watches “tv” anymore. Boomer.

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

That’s way too much. Unless it’s the playoffs it’s hard to have a rooting interest in a random team

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

a man in a suit is looking at a laptop computer

ALT: a man in a suit is looking at a laptop computer

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C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

Frontwave arena

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t have the energy to start a new fandom. Also where do I even watch nba games?

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

They already are! (lol)

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

Would be nice if we had a team!

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

Yea that may be the only thing that I struggle with but only because it hurts my lower back to do full sit ups.

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 9d

This made me feel pretty good about my physical fitness tbh.

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 10d

All you need to join is to able to wear a mask and hate minorities.

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 10d

NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting

The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...

www.nbcnews.com

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FMB @familymanbro.bsky.social · 10d

More coaches should be arrested by the FBI. Maybe for stuff like bunting or batting a guy second that sucks

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 10d

Feels like they went with “looks like idris Elba” for the shoplifter

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 10d

Tomorrow will be the first time I miss a paycheck since I started working at 17 years old. Thanks a lot red guys.

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Padres need to hit homeruns, Mike @theboneofmysword.bsky.social · 11d

Quite funny that the one thing Preller's biggest defenders use is that AJ is insanely good at finding talent, especially IFAs, but turns out it was actually this guy and he just felt, lol

Will Holder @willholder.bsky.social · 12d

color me intrigued @section1904.com

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 13d

BASEketball is the greatest sports movie ever made. This is not up for debate sorry.

C_Losr @closr.bsky.social · 14d

Oh. I guess I’ll get rid of mine then. 😬