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coconut married to @pancakecat.aur.sh. Gentoo Linux daily driver (systemd because screw you). http://codeberg.org/firebadnofire. (any/all). gender: why would you want to know?
From @coconut_jpgg on twitter
From @coconut_jpgg on twitter
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i will never stop being mad that minecraft uses Y as the vertical axis instead of Z. like what the fuck man
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i will never stop being mad that minecraft uses Y as the vertical axis instead of Z. like what the fuck man
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I DID IT *and I pant as I hand it to you*
MAID STREAM GIANNI.... not accurate because I started before the stream......
#getgianni @getgianni.com
MAID STREAM GIANNI.... not accurate because I started before the stream......
#getgianni @getgianni.com
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I DID IT *and I pant as I hand it to you*
MAID STREAM GIANNI.... not accurate because I started before the stream......
#getgianni @getgianni.com
MAID STREAM GIANNI.... not accurate because I started before the stream......
#getgianni @getgianni.com
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So Cuba is too poor to afford Tylenol, but rich enough to fund population wide ASD studies?
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
So Cuba is too poor to afford Tylenol, but rich enough to fund population wide ASD studies?
Leftists be like "you can't just fight fascists, you HAVE to oppose the whole system fullsale or its not Antifa" and wonder why antifa is associated with extremists
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Leftists be like "you can't just fight fascists, you HAVE to oppose the whole system fullsale or its not Antifa" and wonder why antifa is associated with extremists
Tbh I lowkey hate when people say "neurodivergent" when the topic at hand is specifically about autism
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Tbh I lowkey hate when people say "neurodivergent" when the topic at hand is specifically about autism
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Minecraft enchanting is like is 98℅ of the time Two Cities didn't even drop kill streak kits
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Minecraft enchanting is like is 98℅ of the time Two Cities didn't even drop kill streak kits
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Obscure internet fact: there used to be a service that would fetch Wikipedia articles over DNS. It no longer works, but the creator also went on to make Wordle over DNS (dgl.cx/2022/02/word...) which to my knowledge still works
Wordle over DNS
dgl.cx
September 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Obscure internet fact: there used to be a service that would fetch Wikipedia articles over DNS. It no longer works, but the creator also went on to make Wordle over DNS (dgl.cx/2022/02/word...) which to my knowledge still works
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When i was in grade 6 my best friend and i got in a very real fist fight over the lemon tree episode of the simpsons bc he insisted not only that cromulent was a real word, but that he had been using it for years. That motherfucker. Getting mad thinking about it. Id beat his ass again if I could
September 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When i was in grade 6 my best friend and i got in a very real fist fight over the lemon tree episode of the simpsons bc he insisted not only that cromulent was a real word, but that he had been using it for years. That motherfucker. Getting mad thinking about it. Id beat his ass again if I could
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Me: "Finished that statue of the vagina mary that you asked for"
Priest: "You mean the virgin mary"
Me:
Priest:
Me: yeah
Priest: "You mean the virgin mary"
Me:
Priest:
Me: yeah
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me: "Finished that statue of the vagina mary that you asked for"
Priest: "You mean the virgin mary"
Me:
Priest:
Me: yeah
Priest: "You mean the virgin mary"
Me:
Priest:
Me: yeah
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Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
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conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol
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standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
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This gives me hope during a seemingly hopeless era in American politics.
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This gives me hope during a seemingly hopeless era in American politics.
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Sandwich guy escapes indictment due to jury nullification!
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sandwich guy escapes indictment due to jury nullification!
Genuine question is there any blackmail bad enough to kill Trump's image? His fans ignored the fact he was on Epstein's island for Christ's sake, they don't give a shit
August 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Genuine question is there any blackmail bad enough to kill Trump's image? His fans ignored the fact he was on Epstein's island for Christ's sake, they don't give a shit
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Doodles of @melodynosurname.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Doodles of @melodynosurname.bsky.social
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Not them removing the cracker and barrel
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not them removing the cracker and barrel
Not a lot of people talk about this but the problem is that most consumers wouldn't support a FOSS replacement until it's already done. They want a good product, not to fund a good product
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
August 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Not a lot of people talk about this but the problem is that most consumers wouldn't support a FOSS replacement until it's already done. They want a good product, not to fund a good product
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Commission for VjesticaHala
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Commission for VjesticaHala