Edd
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I’m just gonna go with it. (Parody, not affiliated with Eddsworld | Minor | LEWD DNI)
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No. You don’t.
❝𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲! Do I 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 like the obsessive type??❞
You sure about that?
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
No. You don’t.
You sure about that?
❝I don't spend my whole day stalkin' you like a crazy ex!❞
A blatant lie.
He does it on a regular basis.
Just not all the time.
A blatant lie.
He does it on a regular basis.
Just not all the time.
Eh, kinda fair. But, like, we’ve known eachother for years. You should know that I love bacon cola.
August 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You sure about that?
Eh, kinda fair. But, like, we’ve known eachother for years. You should know that I love bacon cola.
❝Thought y'liked 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 brand. 𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮, it's hard to keep up when they invent a new one every fuckin' second. . .❞
Dude. I like bacon cola. Not Coca Cola. You should literally know this about me.
August 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Eh, kinda fair. But, like, we’ve known eachother for years. You should know that I love bacon cola.
Dude. I like bacon cola. Not Coca Cola. You should literally know this about me.
How I feel after blowin' up an entire Coca Cola factory:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with his arms outstretched .
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August 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dude. I like bacon cola. Not Coca Cola. You should literally know this about me.
Well, I can just go to an indie company then. I’ll be treated better there.
❝. . .Then I'll jus' become rich enough to bribe 'em, so they can cancel you.❞
Okay, rude. But, I’ll be more popular than you actually.
August 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Well, I can just go to an indie company then. I’ll be treated better there.
Okay, rude. But, I’ll be more popular than you actually.
❝𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧; I'm sellin' Edd out to Disney, so I can replace him as the main character.❞
August 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay, rude. But, I’ll be more popular than you actually.
Edraudo’s here? Well, that’s just great!
August 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Edraudo’s here? Well, that’s just great!
Let me guess. Is it a horror-comedy one?
WHY THE FACE-? ?? ? ? ?? ? ???
What are you talking about? Are you reading one of our episode suggestions?
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let me guess. Is it a horror-comedy one?
I’m not gonna die. It’s the internet, we can shut it off.
YOURE GONNA DIE
You’re acting like I’m gonna get cursed.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m not gonna die. It’s the internet, we can shut it off.
After Eddsworld gains a lot of money.
When is Mattsworld gonna be a thing, then?
I’m going off our names in alphabetical order, Matt. Since E is the first letter before M and T, it’s my world.
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
After Eddsworld gains a lot of money.
What are you talking about? Are you reading one of our episode suggestions?
UPSIDE DOWN?
WITH A BUNGEE CORD?
...
WHERE DID THE LLAMA COME FROM!??!?!
WITH A BUNGEE CORD?
...
WHERE DID THE LLAMA COME FROM!??!?!
Matt. What’d you see?
August 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What are you talking about? Are you reading one of our episode suggestions?
Matt. What’d you see?
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Matt. What’d you see?
You’re acting like I’m gonna get cursed.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
DONT DO THAT DO NOT LOOK THAT UP DO NOT
August 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You’re acting like I’m gonna get cursed.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
We’ve handled worse, Tom.
I’m going off our names in alphabetical order, Matt. Since E is the first letter before M and T, it’s my world.
Hey! Why would it be YOUR world?
Well, I’m the main character. It’s Eddsworld. Not, Mattsworld.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
August 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m going off our names in alphabetical order, Matt. Since E is the first letter before M and T, it’s my world.
Well, I’m the main character. It’s Eddsworld. Not, Mattsworld.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
Yeah, well, that doesn't prove anything!
If we truly WERE in a cartoon, I would be the main character, and I would be the most beloved!
If we truly WERE in a cartoon, I would be the main character, and I would be the most beloved!
No. No, we’re in a cartoon.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
August 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well, I’m the main character. It’s Eddsworld. Not, Mattsworld.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
Though, that would be interesting to watch.
You know, if I’m a cartoon then I wonder what content people made of me. Or Matt and Tom too.
I think it’ll be fun.
I think it’ll be fun.
August 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You know, if I’m a cartoon then I wonder what content people made of me. Or Matt and Tom too.
I think it’ll be fun.
I think it’ll be fun.
No. No, we’re in a cartoon.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
? No we are not, silly! We are real!
Guess the people love me.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
August 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
No. No, we’re in a cartoon.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
Guess the people love me.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
Hey! Why does Edd get all the attention?
August 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Guess the people love me.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
The dumb kind.
"Were your zombies the smart or dumb kind?"
Yeah. And I’ve seen zombies and a chocolate bunny monster too.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
August 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The dumb kind.
Huh. You know, Matt would definitely freak out.
well aware.
Ah. Great to hear.
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Huh. You know, Matt would definitely freak out.
Oh. Sorry about that. Didn’t think you were sensitive about it.
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⠀⠀⠀[ can people stop pointing that out about me wtf insensitive as fuck ]
⠀⠀⠀[ can people stop pointing that out about me wtf insensitive as fuck ]
I bet Tom would be happy about that.
Wait, where’s your head?
Wait, where’s your head?
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh. Sorry about that. Didn’t think you were sensitive about it.
Huh. Wow.
🔴
“Well you’ve missed quite alot, Edd Gould. For starters, a TON of story driven character development, someone being weird, and a soul possessed kid getting saved by two human and a crocodile, with an eldritch god on their side.”
“You know, normal things.”
“Well you’ve missed quite alot, Edd Gould. For starters, a TON of story driven character development, someone being weird, and a soul possessed kid getting saved by two human and a crocodile, with an eldritch god on their side.”
“You know, normal things.”
I really gotta ask what I’ve missed.
I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.
I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Huh. Wow.
Ah. Great to hear.
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
NNnnope! Nadah.
I really gotta ask what I’ve missed.
I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.
I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.
August 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ah. Great to hear.
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
I bet Tom would be happy about that.
Wait, where’s your head?
Wait, where’s your head?
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⠀⠀⠀[ i care about tom . ]
⠀⠀⠀[ i care about tom . ]
August 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bet Tom would be happy about that.
Wait, where’s your head?
Wait, where’s your head?
Yeah. And I’ve seen zombies and a chocolate bunny monster too.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
"And I've seen gods, aliens and demons. Also a couple of cryptids..."
I’ve seen aliens, pal.
Not joking, by the way.
Not joking, by the way.
August 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yeah. And I’ve seen zombies and a chocolate bunny monster too.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
And the time that Matt turned into a crab.