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conventionalhorse (aka strawberry)
@conventionalhorse.bsky.social
Solo game dev/writer. Current project: It's 2274. Solarpunk utopia? Happening. Everyone is gay, probably? A heartbroken himbo, a depressed painter, and a lonely nerd must transport precious cargo across a vast wilderness. And... talk about their feelings.
Play this, it's so good!!
Quality Dreams, Reasonably Priced is out! 🎉🎉🎉

check out our launch trailer 🎬✨
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ERo...

(available to purchase on Steam & itchio 💛)
Quality Dreams, Reasonably Priced - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by zorkie studios
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I got to playtest some scenes with this cutie on Saturday! 11/10 would die for him
interested in learning about how we developed the art for this scamp (who's a very cool client you can sell body mods to in our upcoming game 'Quality Dreams, Reasonably Priced')?

check out our devlog! (it has lots of fun concept art)
zorkiestudios.substack.com/p/meet-jupit...
meet Jupiter 🌟 [DEVLOG]
Hey cyberware slingers,
zorkiestudios.substack.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Okay so yes this is a perfect game; the pacing is flawless, the visuals are SO GOOD, and it makes flamboyant supervillains (even more) relatable. But I came here to talk about the soundtrack, which is that deedely-deedely retro game style that I don't know the name of, and every track is a *banger.*
👑 What does a SUPERVILLAIN do, when he is forbidden from doing anything evil for the day? 👑

I made a game. It's a visual novel, it's not even 1h long, it's FREE.

Please welcome "this game will end in 205 clicks." 👑😈✨

😈 store.steampowered.com/app/3585630/...

😈 insertdisc5.itch.io/this-game-wi...
August 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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We finally have a itchio page! 😍😊🫡

insertdisc5.itch.io/truth-scrapper
Truth Scrapper by insertdisc5
Who will you decide to remember, and who will you decide to push aside…?
insertdisc5.itch.io
August 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was super honored to playtest this VN and it's so so so good! You can play the demo and wishlist it, it will be fun!
we're currently working on Quality Dreams, Reasonably Priced, a cyberpunk vn about talking to people and hating capitalism
if that sounds interesting, it would be really cool if you could give us a wishlist on Steam 💛
store.steampowered.com/app/3164710/...
Quality Dreams, Reasonably Priced on Steam
Work as a body modification consultant in a dystopian future. Talk to clients, make recommendations, and decide how much to upsell them. Your choices will impact each of their lives. Balance helping o...
store.steampowered.com
August 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Valve breaking silence on this is huge, they really dont do this. Companies, at this scale, dont -do this-.

Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.

Keep it up
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by conventionalhorse (aka strawberry)
In "this game will end in 205 clicks.", you'll get to do things you can only do in a video game! 🍽️🧽🫧

store.steampowered.com/app/3585630/this_game_will_end_in_205_clicks/
August 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me: dang this advil is doing nothing
The advil tablets I never took sitting on my desk: ...
Me: haha whoops
April 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM