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Cori
@coricat.bsky.social
29y/o delulu bisexual who will, 100%, be horny on main | she/her | 🔞 Minors DNI 🔞 | Currently simping for Kurt Wagner, Remy LeBeau, and Bucky Barnes | Slowly learning how to draw?? Three cheers for basic shapes!
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Just a little reminder to get myself through each day.
Figured I’d post it here, since I’ve just made an account today.
#remylebeau #gambit #kurtwagner #nightcrawler #xmen
Is there a store or warehouse or something where I can go pick me up a hot #firefighter boyfriend, or do the calendars double as a an order catalog?
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Not hiding the username because fuck people like this, but how is it you can report someone based entirely off a reportable offense, and they can seriously just look at the account with the slur in the username plus white supremacist dog whistles, and say there are no violations found? #tiktok
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Constantly refreshing my #USPS tracking link because the most #whimsical #glasses I’ve ever ordered before are out for delivery.
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Cori
As Superman said: being kind is the real punk rock.

#punk #punkrock
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gonna hold a bra burning, except it’s because the underwire in my favorite bra snapped in half and is poking me, and I want to give it a proper funeral. It has served me well these past couple years. RIP

#bra #boobproblems
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I haven’t sewn anything in nearly or over a decade, much less a plush, but I have The Audacity™️, and cannot be stopped when I want something. And I wanted to make bats. First one was janky because I didn’t have minky, but the second one is looking pretty alright! Pattern by @beezeeart.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Every month that I feel that tightening vice around my lower back, I’m reminded of my desire to be permanently sterilized. 😭
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve come to learn that I do not particularly like #hurricane drinks, but they are incredibly effective. Thank you #PatO’brien’s

#NOLA #NewOrleans #BourbonSt
July 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
#PatO’Brien’s fuckin lied to me. That hurricane definitely had more than 4 shots. And for only $13.50 too!

#BourbonSt #NOLA #NewOrleans
July 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Riding my ass arounf #NOLA tryin to attract myself a Cajun himbo with my #Gambit accessories. 😂 #xmen #remylebeau #neworleans
July 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In every interview I’ve seen so far for #Superman, Rachel is in the middle, and I firmly believe it is to keep Nicholas off of David. It’s hard to play footsies when there’s someone sat between you.

Anyway their chemistry is so fun to watch and Nicholas is a comedic MENACE.
July 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I made #sourdough for the first time this morning and I’m only partially ashamed to say I’ve eaten half the load alread. #baking
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
30+ minute ads on #YouTube should be a fucking CRIME. 🤬
July 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There is not a single thought behind those eyes, but I love his dumb ass.
#cat #orangecat #orangecatbehavior
July 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just learned about Skylight! Thinking it may be an option if something happens to TikTok.

#germanshepherd #gsd #chomp #dog
July 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I had a plan. Go into the store and ask about the job I applied for. Guy stops me outside and says I’m pretty and asks for my number. I panic. Tell him I appreciate it but I’m in a relationship. That’s a lie. Tell him to have a nice day. Don’t even get an answer about my application. Go home. Die.
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a wooden box
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a wooden box
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July 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There’s something cruelly hilarious about putting a clear glass door at a veterinary ophthalmologist office. My dog already has eye problems and now she’s gonna run face first into it every time. I can’t help but laugh
June 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Listened to my childhood jams with my baby bro in the car and got to explain to my brother that Jesse McCarntney is the reason that I never let my cell phone battery run to zero anymore.
#nostalgia #music #jessemccartney
June 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Time to start catching up on my comic books again. 😅
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Coming to terms with the fact that I might be #demiromantic is proving harder than I thought it would. It just feels like putting a name on it is accepting the fact that I’m going to have a much harder time finding a life partner than I previously thought. 😩 #lgbtqia+ #pride🏳️‍🌈
June 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I would really APPRECIATE IT if SPIDERS would stay out of MY HOUSE. So far it seems to be only wolf spiders but I’m paranoid because my dog has been bitten by a brown recluse twice. I just want my baby to be SAFE.
June 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reposted by Cori
This sums it up perfectly. It’s not a conversation.
November 29, 2024 at 12:06 PM
I would love to support indie authors, especially when they wind up in the same circles as me and have the confidence to promote their work, but then when I see AI generated book covers, I can’t help but lose respect. Hopefully this last one takes what I shared with them to heart. #AIArtIsTheft
May 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You ever have a coworker you just wanna
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
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May 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you’re a #SleepToken fan, but you can’t respect their wishes to remain anonymous, then you aren’t really a fan. #Caramel #EvenInArcadia
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM