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Courtneyisnowhere
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My son is also called Bort.
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What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??
Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.
Politics live has gone weird
Come on man, they have to share the one brain cell
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The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications'

But it is just facts.
I was just thinking the same thing
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“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY
I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.
The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good
Just if anyone was enquiring;

No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.
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At the centre of the unassuming A-roads linking Vauxhall, Oval and Stockwell, @bronmaher.bsky.social reports from the chemsex core of ‘The Tina Triangle’.

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The Tina Triangle
The Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens
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Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.
@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.
Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey
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Never had the privilege is quite the statement
REPORTER: What caused the breach between you and Epstein?

TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.
I just came back from a record fair where I saw a hurricane #1 signed LP for £65. I nearly asked the woman if she was joking.
A Northern Soul for me please. Urbane Hymns is pish IMHO don’t yell at me
He took off with Jason Pierce’s girlfriend too which I don’t think enamoured him to many people. Then it turned out she and the bassist’s wife fucking despised each other and precipitated the band imploding hurray
Do you remember that documentary where he was followed by the near-head of the LA chapter? I will never forget that carpark scene yeowww
I really don’t see why they can’t just give it an edit and voice over
The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now