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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · 10d

What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Sep 23

Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Sep 23

Politics live has gone weird

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Sep 22

Come on man, they have to share the one brain cell

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Sep 17

“Fucking Truss”

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · Sep 17

The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications'

But it is just facts.

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Sep 17

I was just thinking the same thing

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · Sep 17

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 20

“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 20

I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 13

The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 13

Just if anyone was enquiring;

No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.

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The Fence @thefence.bsky.social · Aug 5

At the centre of the unassuming A-roads linking Vauxhall, Oval and Stockwell, @bronmaher.bsky.social reports from the chemsex core of ‘The Tina Triangle’.

www.the-fence.com/the-tina-tri...

The Tina Triangle

The Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens

www.the-fence.com

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Aug 3

He seems like a nice guy

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 31

Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.

Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 29

@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 29

Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey

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thewakan.bsky.social @thewakan.bsky.social · Jul 28

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 28

Never had the privilege is quite the statement

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jul 28

REPORTER: What caused the breach between you and Epstein?

TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 26

I just came back from a record fair where I saw a hurricane #1 signed LP for £65. I nearly asked the woman if she was joking.

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 26

A Northern Soul for me please. Urbane Hymns is pish IMHO don’t yell at me

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 26

He took off with Jason Pierce’s girlfriend too which I don’t think enamoured him to many people. Then it turned out she and the bassist’s wife fucking despised each other and precipitated the band imploding hurray

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 23

Do you remember that documentary where he was followed by the near-head of the LA chapter? I will never forget that carpark scene yeowww

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 23

I really don’t see why they can’t just give it an edit and voice over

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Courtneyisnowhere @courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social · Jul 23

The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now

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