Gods Chosen Otaku
@cowgirlbeebop.bsky.social
I’m trying my best
Earlier then expected but still on track
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Earlier then expected but still on track
*large exhale of weed smoke* Jesse Ventura could have been our Lenin if the world was ready
May 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
*large exhale of weed smoke* Jesse Ventura could have been our Lenin if the world was ready
100 hour pay period? Ruben and champagne for lunch
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
100 hour pay period? Ruben and champagne for lunch
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
I know I’m living in the bad alternate universe because the butch, deep voiced, soccer team captain i went to high school with is now a blonde trump girl instead a they/she lesbian
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I know I’m living in the bad alternate universe because the butch, deep voiced, soccer team captain i went to high school with is now a blonde trump girl instead a they/she lesbian
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He got the last laugh because he was right
May 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
He got the last laugh because he was right
Business corporate style at the met gala…. Everyone in bland looks… recession indicator
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Business corporate style at the met gala…. Everyone in bland looks… recession indicator
I know the 30 of you who liked this tweet are really jealous of me rn
May 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I know the 30 of you who liked this tweet are really jealous of me rn
The west has failed at the communal soup cooking meal that Asia has mastered for years… our lack of a version of hot pot will lead to our downfall (deserved)
May 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The west has failed at the communal soup cooking meal that Asia has mastered for years… our lack of a version of hot pot will lead to our downfall (deserved)
My back hurts but stoked at what i accomplished today. You have no idea how much weeding i did before planting
April 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My back hurts but stoked at what i accomplished today. You have no idea how much weeding i did before planting
Wish you could drink a dirty martini at home without looking like you have a drinking problem when buying the ingredients at the store
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wish you could drink a dirty martini at home without looking like you have a drinking problem when buying the ingredients at the store
Look how cute my nails are
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Look how cute my nails are
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In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD
Earning the right of a beloved regular at a sandwich shop is a wonderful experience
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Earning the right of a beloved regular at a sandwich shop is a wonderful experience
Got drunk at a networking event and girl popped out with the girls because my hair looked so good so i thought id share
April 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Got drunk at a networking event and girl popped out with the girls because my hair looked so good so i thought id share
If you’re wondering what AI has done to the job hunt world, please take a look at the incomprehensible “assessment test” i just had to take. After i finished this the page promptly crashed and deleted my resume 👍
April 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you’re wondering what AI has done to the job hunt world, please take a look at the incomprehensible “assessment test” i just had to take. After i finished this the page promptly crashed and deleted my resume 👍
It’s so cool that media has become so slop worldified that 9/11 footage has gambling ads on it
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s so cool that media has become so slop worldified that 9/11 footage has gambling ads on it
Never kill yourself, a great sandwich awaits
March 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Never kill yourself, a great sandwich awaits
I’ve explored left communities on many social medias and Reddit is by far the worst one
March 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’ve explored left communities on many social medias and Reddit is by far the worst one
Life can be so beautiful when you have pork in a soup 4 different ways
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Life can be so beautiful when you have pork in a soup 4 different ways
I haven’t updated the app since 2022 and today, after many attempts to force me to update and become X, i was finally bricked out of Twitter
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I haven’t updated the app since 2022 and today, after many attempts to force me to update and become X, i was finally bricked out of Twitter
The only thing i miss about my 20s is the energy i use to have, as a 30 year old you’re asking a lot of me to meet you for dinner and drinks after i work a full day, are you on cocaine?
March 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The only thing i miss about my 20s is the energy i use to have, as a 30 year old you’re asking a lot of me to meet you for dinner and drinks after i work a full day, are you on cocaine?