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and all the parts of it that matter change, all traces disintegrate

im the cringe fanbase they warned you about
asked a genie for a couple tall boys and a six pack of spotted cow and now im a polyamorous dairy farmer.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
thanksgiving memory: i once got in a verbal fight with my sister because i kept purposely mispronouncing the band name Bon Iver.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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How your email finds me
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
i dont get why the call reducing women to sexual objects as "for the male gaze". those guys famously are not into women.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
hey, check out my cool hat.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
saw a picture of myself without my glasses and was like "wow, im really pretty in this one." then i put my glasses on.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i have a really good idea for a new Bill and Ted time travel movie.
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
anybody ironically posted an picture of pat tillman for veterans day yet? i wanna be the first.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yM...
Agriculture – The Spiritual Sound [Full-Album Stream]
YouTube video by The Flenser
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
uhhhh, hey...
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i should get into organizing
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
gen x sea turtle pissed off that they cut up six pack rings now just because a bunch of stupid turtles died.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
for the last time, the SA at the end of my screen name is NOT a reference to the something awful forums.
August 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
peeing standing up, as a treat
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
make a band a food

ceephax acid crudo
Cake
Make a band food:

Depeche Pie a la Mode
August 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
anal country fried steak
Coffee Filter
Make a band food:

Wet Leg of Lamb 🐑
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
cool desktop background if anybodys lookin for one
August 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
August 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fever Ray - Fever Ray (2009)
August 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i dont know why they dont make the entire plane out of 9/11 hijacker passports.
August 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the girl reading this
Post a female character you love
August 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
people dont have pen-pals anymore. thats the real mail loneliness epidemic.
August 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i dont understand. trans furries seem to love this image. but it just got me banned from the male pattern baldness reddit.
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i dont understand whats so impressive about harry potter. he only fights with a giant snake in the ladies restroom in one book. i do that everytime i have to pee
July 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
robot cop: weve seen your prompts.
*slides photo across table*

rc: you ask her to wear this for you?

AI guy: she wanted too.

rc: shes an LLM, she just agrees with anything you tell her.

aig: shes a very mature technology!

rc: SHES STILL A CHAT BOT YOU SICK FUCK!

Law and Order: CPU
July 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM