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Chris Wolstenholme
@crestsocial.bsky.social
20 years in marketing.
9 years in social media marketing.

Love a good pun and a bad joke! 🤣

Find out more: https://crest.social
On a flight and not for the first time they have said:

“Your seat has been allocated based on weight and position on the plane.”

Firstly, I chose my own seat and secondly I have never informed the airline what I weigh.

Anyone know why they say this?
May 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Anyone know what this could be?

It was moving away and fading.
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The state of journalism in 2025! 🤨

@telegraphnews.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I feel like International Women’s Day posts are now just:

“Women work here!”

Which is great, but I would kinda be worried if no women worked at your company in 2025!
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Newsflash ⚡️

No one is searching in the comments for your link. 🔗
March 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
My biggest question with the whole Mummy Pig having a baby is will its name start with the “P” i.e. the first letter of the animal name like Peppa and all the other characters or will she break with tradition again like she did with George? 🐷
February 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The key to social media success:

☕️ coffee
🧑🏻‍💻 post
👍 engage
👩‍🏫 learn
🔄 repeat
February 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Social media marketer - Emoji challenge!
February 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
What is the UK equivalent of this?

Kier Starmer standing outside number 10, whilst Jim Radcliffe or James Dyson answer all the questions?
February 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I think we are about to see social media become really fragmented.

It will be hard to find for businesses to find a couple of platforms where most of their audience hangs out.
February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Chris Wolstenholme
Posting daily doesn’t guarantee success. But not posting daily guarantees failure.
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not a massive fan of the beer, but the Super Bowl ads with the Clydesdales are epic.

youtu.be/K0iKgJXy_gk?...
Budweiser | Super Bowl LIX 'First Delivery'
YouTube video by Budweiser
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How is that not a pen?!
February 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reposted by Chris Wolstenholme
Gonna be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my social media 🙏
February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Chris Wolstenholme
The best marketing doesn’t feel like marketing. It just makes people say, “Damn, I need this.”
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Would social media managers even exist if coffee wasn’t invented?! ☕️ 😴
February 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My car insurance increased by £500 to £1250 a year.

Amazing how they miraculously got it back down to £750 when I called to cancel.

I wonder if this is a tactic, because they know most will auto renew as they have little time to shop around.
February 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My Bluesky feed has turned into 99.9% politics. 🤨😖
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pretty happy to see the back of January, but at least I have made a healthy start to the year! 🤪👨🏻‍💻

#socialmediamarketing #socialmediamanagement
February 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
So TikTok is still banned in the US. What happens next?
February 1, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The age old question.

When it comes to social media marketing, what is more important consistency or quality.
January 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If this is true, then Threads will be the real X competitor.

For context X has circa 600 million monthly active users.
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Chris Wolstenholme
Ask the people who bought from you:

- Where they saw your content
- How they compare options
- Why they purchased

You’ll see how big the gap is between what you assumed and what your customer does.
January 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
You can only keep 3:

Threads
Instagram
X
TikTok
Bluesky
Facebook
LinkedIn
January 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There is no one-size-fits-all advice for social media marketing.

- Every business is different
- Every audience is different
- Everyone has different goals

The good news is that being consistent and experimenting with content can give you a good indication of what you need to do.
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM