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@crickwooder.bsky.social

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phily sprots 5-ever. frequent capslock poster. atheist. disney parks fan. toastie twitter. trump voters are nazis. terfs can fuck off. not sorry about any of it.

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · Sep 18

a reminder

An old Twitter screenshot that says "don't do no discourse under my shitposts or ima block u. this aint NPR."

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 14h

me every time someone on The Goldbergs talked about beer at Wawa

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 14h

never forget what they have stolen from us

Katie Matthews, PhD @katieocean.bsky.social · 16h

Seen at a bar in New Orleans last night by my (Philly) nephew. I hope he bought this dude a drink. #Phillies #Pirates #P00P

Mustachioed dude in Halloween costume that is half Phillies and half Pirates uniform, with a half and half cap that spells out the zero zero score of P 0 - 0 P

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 20h

RELATABLE. I always forget something and then we have like shamrocks in the middle of the Fourth of July decorations

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 21h

Fall is great because you can have multipurpose pumpkins for like three months

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 21h

I do too!! In September I've even found "back to school" decorations, it's all apples and chalkboards till October

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 21h

dear everyone who says "WHO decorates for Thanksgiving! Nobody I know decorates for Thanksgiving!"

NOW YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE

I have an inflatable turkey in my front yard and while it's a struggle keeping "blessed harvest" items out of the lineup I have done a pretty good job

NOVEMBER IS MY TIME

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 1d

He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”

I say “Love Shack?”

“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 23h

we'll also have to miss the OU game but we still get to watch Penn State (...yay?)

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 23h

not gonna lie it was pretty nice to wake up this morning and not hear College Game Day blaring on the living room TV

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

That was us! We lived on the end of the block where no one gave anything out. It took a little bit (and a lot of decorating) but we got there!

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

We moved to a place with no sidewalks and we're on the corner of a busy road so our top year was like a dozen, mostly older kids.

Now that I'm used to it I'm okay with it! It was just an adjustment from the 300 to 400 kids we used to get at our old house. The first year I was really sad.

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

We just got two trick or treaters! We didn't get ANY last year!

They liked all our Flyers stuff and said "maybe this year they'll win the Stanley Cup!"

bless their little hearts, I hope their optimism keeps them afloat through the hard times

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Boo-nny knuckles @bibliogrrl.bsky.social · 1d

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

GO DONATE TO A FOOD BANK OR DROP OFF GOOD FOOD AT A LOVE FRIDGE FOR ME OK.

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS FOR US TO CARE FOR EACH OTHER SO AS AN EDLER WHATEVER, I AM TELLING YOU TO GO DO SOME GOOD.

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

AND you have to point to the items and the poor worker has to get them for you. GEE I CAN'T SEE THAT BEING ANNOYING FOR THE EMPLOYEES.

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

UGH the Hammonton store unlocks the product and THEN puts it in another locked box so you can't even use self checkout

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

Hi I paused episode 2 and came back to unpack groceries JUST AS the grocery store scene was starting

that was fun

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

Charlie Kirk, the formerly living physical representation of "graphic design is my passion"

When God made that guy he forgot to resize the face

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

I understand why they changed the dates for the movies but it's been really nice to see the show depict the original era the book was set in

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 1d

It really is!

stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

OMG the opening credits sequence for episode 2 of Welcome to Derry is just fantastic, I hope it's permanent

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

Day off today, which I'm going to spend cleaning and picking up groceries...BUT first I'm going to enjoy some doughnuts I picked up yesterday and finally watch Welcome to Derry while it's light out

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

Jane: "surely you do not desire Mr. Darcy's attentions, do you?"

Lizzy: GIRRRRRRRRRL YOU DID NOT SEE THE HOUSE

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

ELBOW DROP ON CAROLINE FROM THE TOP ROPE goddamn son

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

Bingley is such a big stupid puppy of a man, yes you may have a liver treat please sit down and leave me alone for five minutes, there's a good boy

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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 2d

Been watching the 95 Pride and Prejudice in bits and pieces over the last few weeks and I'm at the best part, where Lizzy's at Pemberley and Darcy shows up all "'ELLO, SUE! I've got legs! Do you like...bread?" and her aunt's like "I thought you said he was a LITTLE BITCH?"

UGH i love this version

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