I ate a whole roll of Mentos today. A Fruity flavored version. But I'd love to see the life stats. Because I don't think I've eaten the equivalent of this roll of Mentos in my entire life.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I ate a whole roll of Mentos today. A Fruity flavored version. But I'd love to see the life stats. Because I don't think I've eaten the equivalent of this roll of Mentos in my entire life.
A sign you are getting old: You complain about the clocks changing twice a year. Now, with that being said, screw the clocks changing twice a year! I need a nap. I would also like a corndog. Thanks.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A sign you are getting old: You complain about the clocks changing twice a year. Now, with that being said, screw the clocks changing twice a year! I need a nap. I would also like a corndog. Thanks.
Sam Darnold is locked in!
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sam Darnold is locked in!
What a half! Hawks are rolling!
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What a half! Hawks are rolling!
That was one hell of a drive by the Seahawks. Even with the penalties, they moved the ball at will. Keep it up!
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That was one hell of a drive by the Seahawks. Even with the penalties, they moved the ball at will. Keep it up!
Get used to it folks. Dodgers will win the World Series next year too. The only thing that can stop them is the work stoppage in 2027.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Get used to it folks. Dodgers will win the World Series next year too. The only thing that can stop them is the work stoppage in 2027.
This isn't right. Halo on Playstation? I'm not even a Halo player, but this isn't right man. This may be even weirder than Sonic the Hedgehog on a Nintendo console.
#genesisdoes
#genesisdoes
Master Chief comes to PlayStation.
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This isn't right. Halo on Playstation? I'm not even a Halo player, but this isn't right man. This may be even weirder than Sonic the Hedgehog on a Nintendo console.
#genesisdoes
#genesisdoes
We have an early leader for Kraken GIF of the year!
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We have an early leader for Kraken GIF of the year!
The fear as a Mariner fan is, how many more years (or decades) until they can get this far again? You gotta strike when the chance is there and they failed. So we go back to waiting, alone. The only team to have never made it. Pretty shitty.
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The fear as a Mariner fan is, how many more years (or decades) until they can get this far again? You gotta strike when the chance is there and they failed. So we go back to waiting, alone. The only team to have never made it. Pretty shitty.
If this series has taught me anything, it's this: By the end of the 3rd inning of tomorrow's game 7, we'll know who is going to win the game.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If this series has taught me anything, it's this: By the end of the 3rd inning of tomorrow's game 7, we'll know who is going to win the game.
Mariners are playing like they want a game tomorrow. Looks like they are gonna get it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Mariners are playing like they want a game tomorrow. Looks like they are gonna get it.
Being the Mariner cynic that I am, there's been moments throughout the playoffs where I've thought, "Ben Williamson could be doing this...."
Sorry Ben. But Ben would not have done THAT.
Geno cemented his status as a Mariner legend. Vibes currently: good.
Sorry Ben. But Ben would not have done THAT.
Geno cemented his status as a Mariner legend. Vibes currently: good.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Being the Mariner cynic that I am, there's been moments throughout the playoffs where I've thought, "Ben Williamson could be doing this...."
Sorry Ben. But Ben would not have done THAT.
Geno cemented his status as a Mariner legend. Vibes currently: good.
Sorry Ben. But Ben would not have done THAT.
Geno cemented his status as a Mariner legend. Vibes currently: good.
After game 2, my Dad called me to say "I'm already looking ahead to the World Series"
I happened to be parked in a casino parking lot when he called. And not going straight into that casino and betting it all on Toronto may have been the biggest mistake of my life.
I happened to be parked in a casino parking lot when he called. And not going straight into that casino and betting it all on Toronto may have been the biggest mistake of my life.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
After game 2, my Dad called me to say "I'm already looking ahead to the World Series"
I happened to be parked in a casino parking lot when he called. And not going straight into that casino and betting it all on Toronto may have been the biggest mistake of my life.
I happened to be parked in a casino parking lot when he called. And not going straight into that casino and betting it all on Toronto may have been the biggest mistake of my life.
Outclassed and overmatched. Mariners look cooked.
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Outclassed and overmatched. Mariners look cooked.
These Wayfair commercials are terrible. Like, Blake Griffin what are you doing, man? But, at least the Blue Jays can't hurt me during the commercial breaks.
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
These Wayfair commercials are terrible. Like, Blake Griffin what are you doing, man? But, at least the Blue Jays can't hurt me during the commercial breaks.
This Dodgers team seems unstoppable. I'm going to do my best to enjoy the rest of the ALCS and live in the moment. But the Dodgers will be waiting and I'm afraid that it's not gonna be pretty for the Mariners.
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This Dodgers team seems unstoppable. I'm going to do my best to enjoy the rest of the ALCS and live in the moment. But the Dodgers will be waiting and I'm afraid that it's not gonna be pretty for the Mariners.
What a gutsy performance by Bryce Miller. Get this man some runs!
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What a gutsy performance by Bryce Miller. Get this man some runs!
Wow quick hook for Gausman. Good. Blue Jays bullpen is shakey. Make em pay
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wow quick hook for Gausman. Good. Blue Jays bullpen is shakey. Make em pay
Just reflecting before attempting to sleep. Gilbert and bazardo, tonight. Unbelievable. They pitched their guts out. Hell of a job by the Mariners pitching staff. Big hill to climb with Toronto next, but all you ask for is a shot. And they are getting it.
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Just reflecting before attempting to sleep. Gilbert and bazardo, tonight. Unbelievable. They pitched their guts out. Hell of a job by the Mariners pitching staff. Big hill to climb with Toronto next, but all you ask for is a shot. And they are getting it.
I would like a run now, please. Oh. A mariner run. Good to be specific during times like this.
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I would like a run now, please. Oh. A mariner run. Good to be specific during times like this.
Damnit. An accurate throw there and javy is meat.
October 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Damnit. An accurate throw there and javy is meat.
Sign. Josh. Naylor. Dude is such a smart ball player.
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sign. Josh. Naylor. Dude is such a smart ball player.
I don't need to see Turd Ferguson again. All you gotta do is throw some strikes! Come on!
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't need to see Turd Ferguson again. All you gotta do is throw some strikes! Come on!
Logan Gilbert is dealing!
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Logan Gilbert is dealing!
Huge HR for JP Crawford. Get that run right back!
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Huge HR for JP Crawford. Get that run right back!